tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22830436767245346052024-03-19T04:13:11.243-07:00CELEBRITY HAiDERCHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.comBlogger695125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-76778627145227072212012-02-22T18:42:00.001-08:002012-02-23T00:43:57.952-08:00Kate Upton...Where Did She Come FromI literally did not know who Kate Upton was. I've heard the name before BUT it wasn't until a buddy of mine asked if I knew about her. So I quickly jumped on safari and BAM there she was looking all hot. Her body is banging! Those boobs...leave you speaking in tongues! HahaCHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-49891490989604037132012-02-10T00:19:00.000-08:002012-02-10T00:20:32.580-08:00**TMZ** Ray J and Whitney Houston Have Been Together? WTF!video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player
That's just straight nasty! You really that desperate to stir up buzz Ray J that you gotta go out with an old has been crack whore? Wow man I don't know if I could call you a man or a dude with major mommy issues...CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-91225304484705408822012-02-09T23:04:00.000-08:002012-02-10T00:20:43.747-08:00**TMZ**Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sylvester Stallone Kicking It Hospital Style...video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player
Man old age freaking sux! 2-3 decades ago these two where the top dawgs of action movies. Now they're just and fragile...just shoot me when I get that old!CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-65618100498812240062012-02-05T23:23:00.000-08:002012-02-05T23:23:19.135-08:00MANdonna's 2012 Super Bowl Half Time Performance...
MANdonna's back with a manly performance at the 2012 halftime show! I wasn't a bad show, it was pretty watchable. BUT it's still MANdonna...I still don't like seeing her decrepit body dressed in somewhat provocative attire. No thanks!CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-47203553641892380052012-02-05T23:11:00.000-08:002012-02-05T23:11:55.589-08:00Best Super Commercial This Year?
If you're a dude then you fraking agree with the headline title. Adriana Lima spews nothing but sexiness. And so does this commercial. If they just did a 30 second commercial of video of her just doing nothing but looking sexy in lingerie or skimpy outfits. Would have been the best commercial ever! Fella's do you concur? Huh? Three thumbs up? Enuff said.CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-23506152648776462872012-01-21T22:25:00.000-08:002012-01-22T04:47:43.530-08:00Anne Hathaway As Catwoman Is A Bad Cast...
On the left is the very hot and sexy Catwoman in the Batman Arkham City game. On the right is Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in the upcoming last installment of the Batman Trilogy. Yea the one on the right sucks! There is nothing sexy about Anne Hathaway nor does she possess ANY athletic abilities. She is what she is. A tall and awkward woman. The very opposite of what Catwoman is suppose to CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-54020853522689769192012-01-19T12:21:00.000-08:002012-01-19T12:21:35.120-08:00American Idol Is Back
It's back! Yes it's back and the best part of the whole show is happening now...the audition phase! I love nothing more than watching people who think they can sing go up there and try to sing for the judges. The priceless part is the expression on their faces when they are told no. BUT its sad really, because you go through a filtering phase. I mean they clearly do not have the time to see CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-3302947327979089342012-01-18T20:38:00.000-08:002012-01-18T20:38:38.506-08:00Make Yourself Aware And Be Informed With What's At Risk...
STOP "Stop Online Piracy Act" and "Protect IP Act" it's all a guise to take control of the internet. They say it's to protect the internet but don't be fooled!
If these two bills pass. Our internet life as we know it will forever be changed! It will literally feel like we were living in North Korea. They will impose their own regulations and censor all content on the internet. Freedom of speech CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-80928919625320365282012-01-16T21:38:00.000-08:002012-01-16T21:38:30.396-08:00Michelle Obama Did Something Cool...BUT What Will The Republicans Say?
Michelle Obama did something cool. She made a guest appearance on Nickelodeon's popular show iCarly. Now the Obama's Presidency has been very pro social media. Keeping in touch with the public through social media outlets. I think they've shown that this administration, though has made tough calls. Some good and some bad, BUT they are doing all they can to stay in touch with the people.
The CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-87096739708641574182012-01-16T18:06:00.000-08:002012-01-16T18:06:16.674-08:00LMFAO - I'm Sexy and Inappropriate...
So you know the kids love this song by LMFAO, "I'm sexy and I know it" right. We hear it on the radio all the time and think it's a funny and fun song. NEVER saw the music video of it before. Now the other day while checking out music videos on the music channel and we see LMFAO "I'm sexy and I know it" soooo we're like these guys are funny let's check out the video kids! BIG MISTAKE! the whole CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-33059060981581616502012-01-16T01:29:00.000-08:002012-01-16T18:12:51.270-08:00Katy Perry Up Skirts...
Searching for Katy Perry images to use and found a surprising number of up skirt shots. So I thought I'd put together some of the ones I found...yummy! Russell Brant is an idiot for giving up on this. You know what they say about religiously raised girls! I guess this one wasn't wild enough in bed for him. Or maybe she's just a prude in bed...a bit of a bore maybe. Either way she's great eye CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-8603479788343029902012-01-16T01:00:00.000-08:002012-01-16T01:00:40.637-08:00Kevin James Into The Filipina's
Kevin James is married to a Filippina American model actress Steffiana De La Cruz. I know right another dorky looking (and chubby) white guy snagging another pretty asian/filipina woman. It's still so trending ain't it? BUT in this case yeah she's into white guys like most pretty Asian women are, but Steffiana seems much more...she's a white guy chubby chaser. Not that there's nothing wrong withCHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-91560635131854504412012-01-15T23:01:00.000-08:002012-01-15T23:01:51.249-08:00Tila Tequila Is Gonna Be A Jew Now!
Wow this bitch just does not stop. Now she's saying she's converting to Judaism. Click Here to read full article from TMZ.
Would she just go away and stay away? Oh wait! I guess if I ask for that I won't have any material to use for this blog, now would I? It's great right when I'm starting this blog up again...Tila happens to pop up with another publicity stunt. It's fate I tell yeah! I was CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-15048278880122624692012-01-15T01:15:00.000-08:002012-01-15T01:15:29.916-08:00Photoshop Fun with Tim Tebow...
Tim Tebow gets around...I know cheesy right? I'm just getting into Photoshop manipulation so I intend to see my photoshop skills get better as the days, weeks, months go by...CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-23616531455930940182012-01-14T01:52:00.000-08:002012-01-14T22:00:54.057-08:00Wheres Tebow Era Is Here!
Forget Waldo...it's the Tebow era! "Where's Tebow" is the name of the game...I will post more and more "Where's Tim Tebow" images as I finish them. I knew my graphic design schooling would come to good use one of these days!
Anyhow...come on you knew this would be coming sooner of later from me. This guys is the "Golden Boy" of football and for what? He hasn't done a damn thing yet. But he's CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-3421934690455276682012-01-14T01:20:00.000-08:002012-01-14T02:02:32.974-08:00Need A Reason To Watch Scorpion King 3?
Selina Lo in The Scorpion King 3
Krystal Vee in The Scorpion King 3
Two reasons to watch Scorpion King 3....need I say more?CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-4950648674993260612009-10-20T04:03:00.000-07:002009-10-20T04:15:00.473-07:00Isabel Lucas hotter than Megan Fox, huh?Buzz is that Isabel Lucas (who appears in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) is the other "hot chic" in the movie. Huh? First off what the F are they smoking, these people that are saying such nonsense? Crack? Yea she's hot if you're into girls with total man face! I can't believe they casted her in this movie. Now if they casted Olivia Munn with Megan Fox you'd have to do a lesbo scene. Cause CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-47782959186364874072009-10-20T03:52:00.000-07:002009-10-20T04:01:50.051-07:00Celebrity Haider on TwitterYes I've joined the Twitter band wagon. It's mobile, it's quick, it's convenient and no I'm not talking about a hooker!Anyways...You'll catch me on that more than you will on the site. I'll update the sight as much as I can. CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-59006878396819844732009-10-20T03:36:00.000-07:002009-10-20T03:52:48.769-07:00Paris Hilton is a demanding little b*t@h!**I just love this picture of Paris Hilton. I think it's the best image of her, ever taken.The Superficial reports that Paris will make a cameo in the new Will Ferrell movie The Other Guys and for her ONE DAY shoot her people gave the producers a 3 page list of demands that states that there be fresh lobster cooked whenever she's ready to eat and a bottle of grey goose vodka.The producers should CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-31756109348719368952009-09-25T16:04:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:21:31.801-07:00Death to Mahmoud AhmadinejadI get what President Obama has been trying to do since he came into office. Stupid conservative Republicans like Michelle "white washed" Malkin think he's being weak and saying sorry to much. What they don't understand is that he's apologizing for the last administration that carried itself as white people often do, pushy and arrogant. Obama is trying to mend relationships not for the sake of CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-72746073940467792882009-09-25T00:34:00.001-07:002009-09-25T00:44:15.825-07:00Two Worthless LennonsAw look two untalented Lennons. Sean is clearly his mothers son. His father John was a very talented musician. His mother is a worthless artist and a sorry ass hippie. Sean is now 34 and is labeled as a musician. More like a wannabe musician than an actually recording musician he is no Ziggy, Damien, or Stephen Marely to the great Bob Marley.Not even close...Sean is a talentless leach who pretty CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-69014884773029610322009-09-23T18:36:00.000-07:002009-09-23T18:42:08.512-07:00Michelle Malkin Slut or Political Contributor?I say she portrays herself as a super conservative Republican, but I say you get a few drinks into her and she's stripping and jumping on white boys laps. I bet she gets dirty dirty. She's a slut who loves to hate her culture, a black President, and gays! Someone needs to shut her ugly ass up. Cause dude looks like a man baby!CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-54604580891935008112009-09-23T18:20:00.000-07:002009-09-23T18:35:49.545-07:00Michelle Malkin the white washed Asian RacistYes she's one of those Asian girls that dispises her Asian heritage and would rather be white than brown. I know her type. I've grown up with Asian girls her type that have given up on their Asian pride.But this pig nosed ugly example of and exotic Asian is also a conservative racist. She hates President Obama with a passion, she talks shit about him all the time. Calling him all sorts of names. CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-74532779495342811212009-09-23T02:24:00.000-07:002009-09-23T02:31:58.691-07:00Must I Drill It In Your Head? Olivia Munn = HotOkay looking at this picture where she's wearing sexy lingerie and the position she's in, how can you not I dunno go grab some tissue and some lotion and start fantasying? eh eh? If this doesn't get you excited, then you must be gay.Okay what about this quote from her...On her sexual peccadilloes, Olivia is quoted as stating: "I can't bring in another girl. I can't have sex with people I'm not CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2283043676724534605.post-77185751906821923382009-09-23T02:02:00.001-07:002009-09-23T02:20:26.420-07:00Someone Dare Say Another Is Prettier Than Olivia MunnAs I was surfing the net looking for images of OM. I came across a site that had the heading Kirsten [Chenoweth] vs. Olivia Munn and the winner is Kirsten. My first thoughts upon reading this garbage? Blasphemy!So I quickly google this girl Kirsten Chewbacca (pictured on the right) or whatever and just as I thought. UGLY! Only a white guy would pick this old looking haggard ass girl over Olivia CHRIS PORTACIOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04351814922308043488noreply@blogger.com0