MANdonna's 2012 Super Bowl Half Time Performance...

MANdonna's back with a manly performance at the 2012 halftime show! I wasn't a bad show, it was pretty watchable. BUT it's still MANdonna...I still don't like seeing her decrepit body dressed in somewhat provocative attire. No thanks!

LMFAO - I'm Sexy and Inappropriate...

So you know the kids love this song by LMFAO, "I'm sexy and I know it" right. We hear it on the radio all the time and think it's a funny and fun song. NEVER saw the music video of it before. Now the other day while checking out music videos on the music channel and we see LMFAO "I'm sexy and I know it" soooo we're like these guys are funny let's check out the video kids! BIG MISTAKE! the whole freaking video is inappropriate for children! Really...close up of your junk while you...."wiggle, wiggle, wiggle..." Big WTF!

Check out video from LMFAO's official website click here

Katy Perry Up Skirts...

Searching for Katy Perry images to use and found a surprising number of up skirt shots. So I thought I'd put together some of the ones I found...yummy! Russell Brant is an idiot for giving up on this. You know what they say about religiously raised girls! I guess this one wasn't wild enough in bed for him. Or maybe she's just a prude in bed...a bit of a bore maybe. Either way she's great eye candy...

Kevin James Into The Filipina's

Kevin James is married to a Filippina American model actress Steffiana De La Cruz. I know right another dorky looking (and chubby) white guy snagging another pretty asian/filipina woman. It's still so trending ain't it? BUT in this case yeah she's into white guys like most pretty Asian women are, but Steffiana seems much more...she's a white guy chubby chaser. Not that there's nothing wrong with that, but her previous boyfriend was the late Chris Penn...just wanted to point that out. So I wonder what Filipino foods Kevin eats, cause he sure does look like he eats'em.

Tila Tequila Is Gonna Be A Jew Now!

Wow this bitch just does not stop. Now she's saying she's converting to Judaism. Click Here to read full article from TMZ.

Would she just go away and stay away? Oh wait! I guess if I ask for that I won't have any material to use for this blog, now would I? It's great right when I'm starting this blog up again...Tila happens to pop up with another publicity stunt. It's fate I tell yeah! I was meant to write about her! Haha

Wheres Tebow Era Is Here!

Forget Waldo...it's the Tebow era! "Where's Tebow" is the name of the game...I will post more and more "Where's Tim Tebow" images as I finish them. I knew my graphic design schooling would come to good use one of these days!

Anyhow...come on you knew this would be coming sooner of later from me. This guys is the "Golden Boy" of football and for what? He hasn't done a damn thing yet. But he's already up on this HIGH mantle like he's accomplished so much in his NFL career.

The media is rolling on this guy. They pulled out all the stops for this guy...I have no qualms with people who are devoted to their religion. BUT I have a problem with people who force their religious beliefs on you. And that's what the NFL media is doing with Tebow. They are shoveling him and his religious beliefs onto you. Look for the main Republican candidate who will go up against Obama to try to use Tim Tebow to gain votes. It would not surprise me.

To me players that get this much attention lack something on the field and are used as marketing tools. See Mark Sanchez...they thought it was going to be him, but they found Tim Tebow and they knew this kid would be their best marketing tool...it's a joke but hey I have to admit. I want to watch him play, to see him do bad. I'm sure the kid is a good kid but you know what I say. The nicest and most religious guy is the guy with the biggest skeletons in his closet.

Isabel Lucas hotter than Megan Fox, huh?

Buzz is that Isabel Lucas (who appears in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) is the other "hot chic" in the movie. Huh? First off what the F are they smoking, these people that are saying such nonsense? Crack? Yea she's hot if you're into girls with total man face! I can't believe they casted her in this movie. Now if they casted Olivia Munn with Megan Fox you'd have to do a lesbo scene. Cause two amazingly hot chics come on, I'd throw it in the script just because. It'd be this amazing Transformers fight scene with the robots and then in the middle of it all scene cuts to Megan and Olivia making out and getting down and dirty, then after 5 min cut back to the action, then cut back to M&O, then back to the action, etc etc, do this for like half the movie. You know it's a good break from the action packed fight scene, slow it down, bust a slow mo to some lesbo scene, and then break it back to the high intensity fighting. It's typical Hollywood movie formula, right?

Anyways, I'm not going to post a picture of Isabel Lucas because I don't want to do that to you. I'm not going to cause your eyes any pain. Just google her if you really want to see what she looks like. But I'm telling you, that ain't even worth it.

Paris Hilton is a demanding little b*t@h!

**I just love this picture of Paris Hilton. I think it's the best image of her, ever taken.

The Superficial reports that Paris will make a cameo in the new Will Ferrell movie The Other Guys and for her ONE DAY shoot her people gave the producers a 3 page list of demands that states that there be fresh lobster cooked whenever she's ready to eat and a bottle of grey goose vodka.

The producers should take those 3 pages of demands and turn them into a lobster origami and serve it to the bitch for "whenever she's ready to eat." I can't believe people kiss this bitches ass. I'd show the brat her place with a pimp slap to the face, throw a can of tuna at her and say that's your lunch bitch, enjoy!

That little bitch needs to learn respect, I'd say bring her to Iraq and punish her with a "gang rape" but no one wants to hit that crusty krab cunt. Ooooh, like that Sponge Bob reference?! Yea I'm good.

Death to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I get what President Obama has been trying to do since he came into office. Stupid conservative Republicans like Michelle "white washed" Malkin think he's being weak and saying sorry to much. What they don't understand is that he's apologizing for the last administration that carried itself as white people often do, pushy and arrogant. Obama is trying to mend relationships not for the sake of bounding and becoming good friends with enemies. He's modeling his movements off of former President Clinton. He is using the expression, "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

But conservatives don't see that. They're to stupid too.

I do believe that Obama has to show that nations shouldn't take his kindness for weakness. Kinda to just put them on check. And I think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be made an example of. Obama gave a warning and now Ahmadinejad challenges the warning and is threatening the President. The President has to have him taken out if he Ahmadinejad keeps running his mouth. He thinks he's tough well the US is going to have to knock him down.

Ahmadinejad is an American hater that preaches hate for our country. He needs to be taught a lesson.

See Pastor Steven Anderson is wasting all his time praying for Obama's death when he should be praying for the death of all our enemies that are trying to really hurt us. See how selfish Christian/Catholic conservatives are? All they care about is themselves, they don't think of the whole nation. Neither do these "Tea Party" lynch mobs.

All our enemies are hoping that we as a nation destroy ourselves internally so that way they can easily come in and finish us off. All this health care bullshit means shit if the enemy comes in to destroy us while we're all bickering about health care.

Two Worthless Lennons

Aw look two untalented Lennons. Sean is clearly his mothers son. His father John was a very talented musician. His mother is a worthless artist and a sorry ass hippie. Sean is now 34 and is labeled as a musician. More like a wannabe musician than an actually recording musician he is no Ziggy, Damien, or Stephen Marely to the great Bob Marley.

Not even close...

Sean is a talentless leach who pretty much grew up privileged thanks to his dad John. His mother pretty much leached off John as well and when he died she took over his estate. All the money she has made has been because of John. Not anything that she did on her own. Her art was crap. She was no Shepard Fairy.

Lets end this note on the fact that this was a waste of time as these two are a waste of life.

Michelle Malkin Slut or Political Contributor?

I say she portrays herself as a super conservative Republican, but I say you get a few drinks into her and she's stripping and jumping on white boys laps. I bet she gets dirty dirty. She's a slut who loves to hate her culture, a black President, and gays! Someone needs to shut her ugly ass up. Cause dude looks like a man baby!

Michelle Malkin the white washed Asian Racist

Yes she's one of those Asian girls that dispises her Asian heritage and would rather be white than brown. I know her type. I've grown up with Asian girls her type that have given up on their Asian pride.

But this pig nosed ugly example of and exotic Asian is also a conservative racist. She hates President Obama with a passion, she talks shit about him all the time. Calling him all sorts of names. More PC names when she's on TV of course, but I can only imagine the names she calls him off the air.

In her new book...which I will not mention the title because she doesn't deserve it. She bashes the President in all sorts of ways. (I have yet to read her filth) but from what I've heard, it's an Obama hate book. White racists would probably actually enjoy reading her book.

Did mention that not only does she hate Obama but she hates Gays even more. I would speculate that she prays for the death of gays as with the death of President Obama, much like Pastor Steven Anderson.

I really don't know how she is qualified to write a book or have any political say when she has slutty pictures of her on the web from 1992. She sits next to Tila Tequila as two of the sorriest examples of Asian women in America. You white people can have her. She's not wanted by the Asian community anyways. She's a traitor to her kind.

We Think Tequila Prays for Merrimans To Have A Sucky Career

If there is one thing Tila has...it definitely isn't class. I really don't know what she has. Oh wait...STDs? Yea that might be something she has.

So in the delusion thoughts of Pastor Steven Anderson, Tila Tequila prays for God to give Shawne Merriman, prostate cancer or something terrible that will cause maximum pain and death. I wouldn't put it past the wench to conjure such terrible thoughts. But I'm pretty sure she's happy that his groin was acting up on him during the Baltimore game causing him to sit out. I know she'd rather had the injury caused by her kicking him in the groin, because that's her mentality of thinking. She's about as smart as Kelly Bundy...no actually I think Kelly is smarter.

Final words...Tila's a wench.

Tila's Lawyer As Stupid As She Is...

Tila's lawyer pretty much wants to spend more time and taxpayers money pursuing a false claim. Here's his statement:

"Tila Tequila is the victim of a violent crime. The San Diego District attorney's decision not to press charges against Shawne Merriman for the battering of Tila Tequila demonstrates an unconscionable negligence in the discharging of their public duties. We strongly feel that justice has not been served in this matter.

Obviously, The San Diego Charger's NFL franchise brings millions of dollars in revenue to the city of San Diego, and it seems clear that other interests are being served by the DA's office than the upholding of the law. A young woman was violently beaten and choked, and the physical evidence is both overwhelming and disturbing. Tila's account of the events has remained consistent from the beginning, while Merriman's story has changed repeatedly.

Just because the DA has made this reckless decision doesn't mean that justice will not be served in this case. No one is above the law. Tila Tequila will immediately begin pursuing civil charges against Mr. Merriman and she will have her day in court."

He claims (Merriman) violently beat her. Why where there no signs of abuse that night? If she was "violently beaten" than it would show that night not days later. Days later they would look worse, but they would have been present shortly after being inflicted. If she was beaten so violently then why hasn't she been brought to the police station to photograph this so called abuse for evidence? Then he claims the city of San Diego's DA is not pressing Chargers because the Chargers organization makes them millions in revenue. That is a bold statement that the DA will not take lightly. And he claims that Merrimans story has changed, that he's lying. And that hers has remained the same. Oh really? She hasn't lied? So she is allergic to alcohol? And she didn't drink that night? So the servers and owner at Stingeree are liars to then? Cause I really don't see any evidence Merriman has changed his story.

Let's face it she's a proven liar and we all have heard what led up to her claims. She was upset and angry that when the party resumed at his house he brought two girls to his room. None of them was Tila. She busted into the room, the girls asked her if she wanted to join them, this set her off. Supposedly she went buck wild, threatening to sleep with one of his entourage. She then decided to bounce, but Merriman and others tried to convince her to wait til they got her a ride. She what you get when you try to help someone out? If they let her drive off on her own this story would be Tila Tequila dies from a car accident. But no she can't see that all she sees is trying to ruin someones character and make money off it. She's so petty it's sickening.

The Allergic Alcoholic Will Be Strong For Her Grandmother

Yes folks she deleted all her previous tweets because she knows they discredited her, well she didn't realize that, her lawyer did. But now she tweets "I'll be strong for my grandmother." Obviously in an attempt to get sympathy votes. Guess what bitch...ain't gonna work for ya. No cares for you. Your grandmother should have died along time ago, knowing that her grand daughter became a celebrity slut. You ain't Rhinna bitch, you ain't got that clout and you fo' sho aren't gonna get that sympathy from people. Especially since the cops didn't find any visible signs of abuse, and that they only arrested Merriman because any citizen has the right to exercise a citizens arrest. And your lawyer knows that and at this point he has no bullets to fire back, so he says what any lawyer would say that doesn't have anything on the defendant, Merriman's story will be "completely discredited."

Let's face the facts bitch, you're a bitch and that's all there is to you. If you disrupt Merriman's ability to focus this season because of your stunt than you better not and I mean BETTER NOT EVER come back down to San Diego, because you will not be welcomed. You will get things thrown at you and you will be verbally chewed out where ever you go in SD.

Tila Tequila vs Shawne Merriman

First of all I'm going to address her for what she is. A "BITCH". I'm going to refer to her that way from now on. She's had Merriman arrested for a false battery and assault charge over the weekend. Merriman in a statement he released said that he just didn't want her to drive drunk and was trying to get a her a ride. The bitch tweets that she's "allergic" to alcohol and that her she changed her name to Tequila because of the irony of her not being able to drink.

That makes about as much sense as bee's on a corpse. Let's see you would normally change your name to Tequila because it's something you drink a lot of or is your favorite poison. And I do believe she stated that when she changed her name a few years ago. So yea bitch ain't no one falling for that.

Then, being a better person, she tweets about steroids, about how it makes people aggressive. Trying of course to ruin Merriman's name some more.

The thing is it doesn't come as a surprise, because women in general are very vindictive and very evil when they are upset with someone. I totally won't be surprised if later she tweets that she was raped by Merriman too. Point is the bitch is what she is a bitch! Plain and simple. No one gives a rats a$$ about what she says or what she tweets. She's a sorry representation of Asians. The Asian community has disowned her and will not acknowledge her as Asian. It's so funny she's picked a fight with the wrong dude. Because Chargers fans will maul and harass her for the little distraction she's stirred up.

She's making false accusation after false accusation. In the end it's going to bite her in the a$$. She'll get what she deserves...that's for someone to really turn her "lights out."

This Just in Pastor Anderson Prays for something else...

I'm assuming here, again NOT fact that Pastor Steven Anderson is praying that fags (that's slang for Homosexuals) die from anal/rectal cancer. But since he's racist he's only praying for black gays to die. He wants to try to reform white gays by holy water boarding them. And shoving a crucifix up their a$$, while saying "yea you want to get f--ked, well let Jesus f--k you!" Believing by forcing Jesus up their a$$ they will learn from their evil ways and find God and be remorseful and beg for forgiveness. But all the black gays must die. Again this is NOT fact, this is an assumption. Because come on if he's got that one thought on our President, she's got to have other thoughts about other topics. Am I right?

Let's Thank Jordan and his dad Evan Chandler for killing MJ

Let's all take some time to thank Jordan and his dad Evan Chandlers for ruining Michael Jackson's reputation and his career by falsely accusing him of molestation. I mean it was because of the Chandlers (who welcomed and recognized Michael as part of their family) accusations, that Michael Jackson got addicted to prescription medication. That's a fact. They are the reason for spiral to destruction for over a decade.

Now Jordan and Evan are suing each other in court. Jordan alleging his father Evan struck him on the head with a 12lbs dumb bell and tried to choke him. Yea probably fighting about the millions that they live off of thanks to Jackson settling out of court. Which was what the father wanted in the beginning of the accusation. In a way to extort money from Jackson. That is a fact also. He initially wanted to reach a settlement before it would blow up into a full blown criminal case. It's a perfect example of a someones kindness being taken advantage of. It is an American way isn't it? To extort money from vulnerable people.

This kid and his sorry as father deserve only the worst life has to offer to them. I hope they get what they deserve soon. I don't see how this kid and his father aren't harassed every second of their lives for ruining Jackson and eventually killing Jackson. Maybe if they were harassed every living moment, it would drive them crazy and they might (if we're lucky) kill themselves over the stress of being harassed about Jackson. That would be joyous if it were to come true. If this were Fight Club (lets pretend for a second it is and I'm Tyler), this would be the homework assignment. Harass and drive Jordan and Evan Chandler crazy.

People probably don't harass them because there aren't many pictures of Jordan and absolutely none of his dad Evan. Papparazzi need to find him and snap them both so their faces can be plastered all over the web. Michael Jackson can not rest in peace until these two pay for what they did. Did I mention his mom has not seen her son in 11 or so years because she was against the father and knew it was a lie. She left their two sorry asses to enjoy in their riches on their own.

Oh by the way did you know that Pastor Steven Anderson prayed for Jackson to die. It's come true and that is why he's so focused on the President now. Thats not a real fact but I'm making an executive decision here and assuming it probably has a possibility of being true.

This religious pervert needs to be killed!

This f#@ker needs to be killed. A group of inmates in prison need to step up and do something about this guy. Same goes for his wife. They both need to be dealt a horrible hand. Then we'll see if God has a place for him. There isn't enough ways to die that I would like to see this guy go through. He needs to die slowly and painfully, both he and his wife. I know let's Pastor Steven his a$$. Let's pray he and his wife die slowly of brain cancer...nah to easy let's make it rectal cancer. Yea that's it. Let's Farrah Fawcett his a$$, literally.

Update: DJ AM death a suicide?

So now the Popo's are saying that he (DJ AM) had 8 Oxycontin pills undigested (which means he's swallowed more than the 9 counted for) in his stomach and a 9th still in his mouth. They now are going on the possibility of a drug induced suicide.

What the fuck were you so depressed about you fucking retard? You survived a fucking burning plane less than a year ago and you spin records for a living and get paid bank to do it! Again what the FUCK were you so depressed about you had to kill yourself! You fucking ingrate. You're better off dead, because you were so unappreciative of your second chance in life, your celebrity status and your money. If this is confirmed the cause of death "suicide" then I really do not have any respect for you. All your celeb friends and fans can kiss your ass all they want, but Haider ain't gonna sail on that boat. Fuck you DJ Piece of Shit.