Anne Hathaway As Catwoman Is A Bad Cast...

On the left is the very hot and sexy Catwoman in the Batman Arkham City game. On the right is Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in the upcoming last installment of the Batman Trilogy. Yea the one on the right sucks! There is nothing sexy about Anne Hathaway nor does she possess ANY athletic abilities. She is what she is. A tall and awkward woman. The very opposite of what Catwoman is suppose to represent. The best on screen adaptation of Catwoman was Michelle Pfieffer portrayal of Selena Kyle in the Tim Burton Batman films.

Halle Berry's portrayal was mediocre compared to Eartha Kitt's portrayal in the Batman TV series in the 60's which Halle said was her inspiration for her preparation for the roll. Eartha Kitt was sexy and captivating. Halle looked like she was trying to hard...

Back to Anne Hathaway...her casting is turning me off to seeing the movie in theaters. I'll just wait til it's $1.20 at Redbox. So many other good choices for the role. I guess no one else was available. Obviously Kate Beckinsale was booked (my personal choice). But there are others like Charlize Theron, Rachel McAdams (maybe), Gina Carano would have been a better choice. She's got the boobs, booty, body, looks, and she can kick ass! Anybody BUT Anne Hathaway! Heck they should of just CGI'd in the Catwoman from the game...

Update: Just watched Columbiana with Zoe Saldana. She would have made a better Selena Kyle/Catwoman...

Celebrity Haider on Twitter

Yes I've joined the Twitter band wagon. It's mobile, it's quick, it's convenient and no I'm not talking about a hooker!

Anyways...

You'll catch me on that more than you will on the site. I'll update the sight as much as I can.

Death to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I get what President Obama has been trying to do since he came into office. Stupid conservative Republicans like Michelle "white washed" Malkin think he's being weak and saying sorry to much. What they don't understand is that he's apologizing for the last administration that carried itself as white people often do, pushy and arrogant. Obama is trying to mend relationships not for the sake of bounding and becoming good friends with enemies. He's modeling his movements off of former President Clinton. He is using the expression, "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

But conservatives don't see that. They're to stupid too.

I do believe that Obama has to show that nations shouldn't take his kindness for weakness. Kinda to just put them on check. And I think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be made an example of. Obama gave a warning and now Ahmadinejad challenges the warning and is threatening the President. The President has to have him taken out if he Ahmadinejad keeps running his mouth. He thinks he's tough well the US is going to have to knock him down.

Ahmadinejad is an American hater that preaches hate for our country. He needs to be taught a lesson.

See Pastor Steven Anderson is wasting all his time praying for Obama's death when he should be praying for the death of all our enemies that are trying to really hurt us. See how selfish Christian/Catholic conservatives are? All they care about is themselves, they don't think of the whole nation. Neither do these "Tea Party" lynch mobs.

All our enemies are hoping that we as a nation destroy ourselves internally so that way they can easily come in and finish us off. All this health care bullshit means shit if the enemy comes in to destroy us while we're all bickering about health care.

Must I Drill It In Your Head? Olivia Munn = Hot

Okay looking at this picture where she's wearing sexy lingerie and the position she's in, how can you not I dunno go grab some tissue and some lotion and start fantasying? eh eh? If this doesn't get you excited, then you must be gay.

Okay what about this quote from her...

On her sexual peccadilloes, Olivia is quoted as stating: "I can't bring in another girl. I can't have sex with people I'm not emotionally attached to. And the thought of going down on a girl grosses me out, but if a guy says, 'I want to stick a carrot in your ass,' I would be like, 'Well, if that really turns you on...."

Now if that doesn't turn you on, you're really are batting for the other team.

Someone Dare Say Another Is Prettier Than Olivia Munn

As I was surfing the net looking for images of OM. I came across a site that had the heading Kirsten [Chenoweth] vs. Olivia Munn and the winner is Kirsten. My first thoughts upon reading this garbage?

Blasphemy!

So I quickly google this girl Kirsten Chewbacca (pictured on the right) or whatever and just as I thought. UGLY! Only a white guy would pick this old looking haggard ass girl over Olivia Munn, cause you know most white guys, they don't have a clue that exotic looking girls are the hottest. They're clueless.

Soooo....

I've brushed this website off as a stupid website [which what most people probably think of mine]. So what.

Olivia Munn is hot! That's the truth and I'm sticking with it.

This Just in Pastor Anderson Prays for something else...

I'm assuming here, again NOT fact that Pastor Steven Anderson is praying that fags (that's slang for Homosexuals) die from anal/rectal cancer. But since he's racist he's only praying for black gays to die. He wants to try to reform white gays by holy water boarding them. And shoving a crucifix up their a$$, while saying "yea you want to get f--ked, well let Jesus f--k you!" Believing by forcing Jesus up their a$$ they will learn from their evil ways and find God and be remorseful and beg for forgiveness. But all the black gays must die. Again this is NOT fact, this is an assumption. Because come on if he's got that one thought on our President, she's got to have other thoughts about other topics. Am I right?

Let's Thank Jordan and his dad Evan Chandler for killing MJ

Let's all take some time to thank Jordan and his dad Evan Chandlers for ruining Michael Jackson's reputation and his career by falsely accusing him of molestation. I mean it was because of the Chandlers (who welcomed and recognized Michael as part of their family) accusations, that Michael Jackson got addicted to prescription medication. That's a fact. They are the reason for spiral to destruction for over a decade.

Now Jordan and Evan are suing each other in court. Jordan alleging his father Evan struck him on the head with a 12lbs dumb bell and tried to choke him. Yea probably fighting about the millions that they live off of thanks to Jackson settling out of court. Which was what the father wanted in the beginning of the accusation. In a way to extort money from Jackson. That is a fact also. He initially wanted to reach a settlement before it would blow up into a full blown criminal case. It's a perfect example of a someones kindness being taken advantage of. It is an American way isn't it? To extort money from vulnerable people.

This kid and his sorry as father deserve only the worst life has to offer to them. I hope they get what they deserve soon. I don't see how this kid and his father aren't harassed every second of their lives for ruining Jackson and eventually killing Jackson. Maybe if they were harassed every living moment, it would drive them crazy and they might (if we're lucky) kill themselves over the stress of being harassed about Jackson. That would be joyous if it were to come true. If this were Fight Club (lets pretend for a second it is and I'm Tyler), this would be the homework assignment. Harass and drive Jordan and Evan Chandler crazy.

People probably don't harass them because there aren't many pictures of Jordan and absolutely none of his dad Evan. Papparazzi need to find him and snap them both so their faces can be plastered all over the web. Michael Jackson can not rest in peace until these two pay for what they did. Did I mention his mom has not seen her son in 11 or so years because she was against the father and knew it was a lie. She left their two sorry asses to enjoy in their riches on their own.

Oh by the way did you know that Pastor Steven Anderson prayed for Jackson to die. It's come true and that is why he's so focused on the President now. Thats not a real fact but I'm making an executive decision here and assuming it probably has a possibility of being true.

Let Me Make This Clear...

Pulling your kid out of the President's (the COMMANDER IN CHIEF) speech about how important it is to get a good education by working hard in school is racist. It is equivalent to the 50's when white parents would take their kids out of a public pool when a black child steps into it. It is what it is. Or when drinking fountains would be disinfected when a black person would take a drink out of a fountain designated for whites only. Yes it is similar to that. Keep telling yourself it's not go ahead, but it is what it is. Keep telling yourself it's for political reasons that you don't want your child to see that speech, it's not it's racial. And keep telling yourself it's not racial because you're not white. It is. Black people, brown people, yellow people can be racists too, it's not just a white thing. It's racist, plain and simple. Conservatives wouldn't do this to Bush, nor Clinton. It's racist, it reall is as simple as that. You saw all the disappointed look of all the people at John McCain's concession speech. They had the look of a group of whites ready for a lynching. It's a fact that race will always be a factor in our newest President. And it is a fact that the majority hate him because he's black. As much as people deny it, it's the main reason they hate him. My sister told me that my own mother made a comment when they announced his presidential win. Something to the lines of "Oh, no the President is Black." She's somewhat of a conservative. She is Catholic and Filipino. That combo alone has "Conservative" written all over it. Narrow minded thinking. I was a bit disappointed in her, but I understand she's old and old people are always stuck in their ways.

The Real Reason Conservatives Don't Want Kids To Hear Speech

Let's get real here. The real reason that "Conservatives" (aka Christians) don't want kids to see Obama's speech on education is so obvious. They don't want a "Black" man talking to the kids about staying in school. This is the conservative way, if they don't like you they try whatever they will to smear you. They don't know how to have get along with people that have different opinions. To them it's their way or no way. It's the Christian way. Christian God is the only true God, every other God of any other religion to them is a joke. They spit it on and look down on other peoples beliefs. They spit on Obama because they don't like his ideas. They don't want to sit down with him to have a peaceful debate. Even people that disliked Bush would listen to what he has to say, but not Conservatives. They are so obsessed with hating Obama that they don't see the real issues with this country. Like the borders to Mexico. Tons and tons of drugs and slaves pass into the US everyday. Cartels are killing people left and right and are knocking on US doors looking to cause hell, but no instead of bringing that issue up to Obama they want to bring up stupid arguments like not allowing kids to watch Obama's speech about staying in school and getting a good education. Come on how fucking stupid are you conservatives, how full of crap you guys are. He's going to be talking about staying in school and working hard in school. That's a bad thing!? Conservatives are so amazingly stupid it's just beyond belief. It's a racist move to remove your child from watching a speech about how important education. It's as bad as in the 50's when white parents would take their kids out of a pool if a black child stepped into it. It's Christian conservative ignorance. That's what it is...if you pull your kid out of that speech, I truly hope your child becomes a drop out and a failure in school. Because then they can be as ignorant and racist as your conservative self.

Yea thats a 5 tissue picture.

K-Dash wearing almost nothing but a small string tied panties and bra...as the all wise Borat would say. "NICE, me like to do sexy time with her." You know Reggie Bush is like, WTF was I thinking!

This religious pervert needs to be killed!

This f#@ker needs to be killed. A group of inmates in prison need to step up and do something about this guy. Same goes for his wife. They both need to be dealt a horrible hand. Then we'll see if God has a place for him. There isn't enough ways to die that I would like to see this guy go through. He needs to die slowly and painfully, both he and his wife. I know let's Pastor Steven his a$$. Let's pray he and his wife die slowly of brain cancer...nah to easy let's make it rectal cancer. Yea that's it. Let's Farrah Fawcett his a$$, literally.

Update: DJ AM death a suicide?

So now the Popo's are saying that he (DJ AM) had 8 Oxycontin pills undigested (which means he's swallowed more than the 9 counted for) in his stomach and a 9th still in his mouth. They now are going on the possibility of a drug induced suicide.

What the fuck were you so depressed about you fucking retard? You survived a fucking burning plane less than a year ago and you spin records for a living and get paid bank to do it! Again what the FUCK were you so depressed about you had to kill yourself! You fucking ingrate. You're better off dead, because you were so unappreciative of your second chance in life, your celebrity status and your money. If this is confirmed the cause of death "suicide" then I really do not have any respect for you. All your celeb friends and fans can kiss your ass all they want, but Haider ain't gonna sail on that boat. Fuck you DJ Piece of Shit.

I pray that Heidi and Spencer die from flesh eating bacteria

Hey if Pastor Steven Anderson get to pray for the death of Obama, I sure as "hell" pray for the death of Heidi and Spencer...it's only fair. I mean come on, how can you like them? Seriously, if you enjoy seeing those two on TV then there is seriously something wrong with you. Shit I know I'm normal. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. What? To each his own? What the fuck. That shouldn't apply to these two morons. Seriously, I'm praying to all the Gods. See that's where Anderson fucked up, he's only praying to one God. I'm praying to all of them, ha, my chances for it coming true just went up. Yea you keep believing that there is only one God there Anderson. We'll see who wins. uh huh

Olivia Munn is fucken HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Olivia Munn is fucken HOT!!!!!!!!!! Enuff said. And she's cool as hell because she likes dorkee guy stuff! Thas what's up!

DOLLHOUSE CO-STAR HARRY LENNIX COULD PLAY OBAMA

If they were to make a movie about our newest President. I would think they would pick this actor as Barrack Obama. This is actor Harry Lennix. He is on the new show Dollhouse. He speaks as well as the President and he is as charismatic. His voice is deeper and it carries that strong confident tone that the Presidents does. Check out the show Dollhouse and watch Harry and you'll see he could fit the shoes of Obama. And after that you can check out Eliza Dushku, cause she's a hottie.

MOVIE: TAKEN

Just saw the movie and it was all I expected it to be. Liam Nielson was amazing. He is the father all of us normal fathers, who care nothing more for than the safety of our children. And will stop at no limit to ensure it. His skills and resources are what true fathers dream of.

The excitement of seeing Liam torture these scum for answers and then continue the torture til they die, even though he's gotten the answers he's wanted was addicting. Movies that torture and cause unspeakable agony to bad people is the best kind.

If you enjoy stupid slasher films more or ones like Hostel where good people get tortured and barely survive by the hands of sick people, than you yourself are sick. But if you enjoy bad people getting tortured and destroyed, you are sane. Cause that's how it should be. 

Anyways it was nice seeing a good guy really knowing what he was doing, and he was the stronger one, not the bad guys. It reminds me of the Denzel Washington movie. A Man On Fire....bad guys didn't stand a chance.

The underlining point is that this shit happens to girls, it's a fact of life that no nation wants to fully address...human trafficking for the sex trade. It's a sick dispicable issue and it should be stepped on. BUT nations are cowards, including ours. And most just turn their backs because they're paid to. I would love to see Obama on his second term deal with this issue. But first he's got to fix the economy [thanks Bush] and this distraction called the Iraq war. Sometimes I think this war was a deliberate move to distract the attention of the world away from such issues like human trafficking and drugs. Either that or these shit flies who call themselves Al Queda [oh by the way Saudi oil tycoons relish in this human trafficking economy. they buy girls, YOUNG girls to do with whatever they wish] are so self centered that they've taken all the attention away from other issues.

Oh, yea well the movie was great. I can't wait to see Last House on the Left. A family fights and kills a group of criminals that earlier in the day raped and tortured their daughter and left her for dead in the woods. When a storm comes in the group seek refuge in the last house on the left, which happens to be the families house. It's a remake from the 1972 flick. Here's the trailer below. I love the end of the trailer, the clip where the scum asks why he can't move. The father responds "that's cause you're paralyzed from the neck down, we didn't have any rope so I used duct tape." The whole time the cameras panning around to reveal that the scum is ducted tape to a table and his head is inside a microwave. Amazing! I can't wait to see it. Just love the smile the wife gives the scum.

THIS JUST IN MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE

The ever so hot Megan Fox is single! Reports are in that her and Brian Austin Green are no longer together. They remain friends but have decided to focus on each others careers. Typical celeb excuse. Boy if I weren't happily married I'd move to LA right now and make it my mission to be her next man toy. Sadly it likely wouldn't happen, she'd take one look at me and...how does the expression go? "Run for ze hills!"

THE SHEPARD FAIREY PHENOMENON

On Friday Shepard released this print @ 12pm pst and it sold out in 6 minutes. 6 fucking minutes. I know a few people that were kicked off of check out because it sold out before they could finish checking out. 400 prints selling for $55 each sold out in 6 minutes. That's $22,000 with out tax and shipping costs. That's a astounding amount to make for less than 10 minutes.

Shepard has become a such a huge obsession. His obey campaign has gathered a huge following that he could actually start a cult religion. Seriously. He's come to God like status. But unlike most I don't follow to religion well, so I don't follow to the obsession of Obey well. His art is unique and creative, but to me if you don't lay down that artwork by hand on paper, canvas, walls, or any other material FIRST, but instead do it all on the computer, than you're a lazy artist. To me art is laid out by your own hands, not by a click of a mouse. The messiness of painting, fingers full of spray paint, clothes with paint splatters all over it, the smell of acrylic, to me that's true art. That is the essence of art. People are forgetting that, they're dependant on computers to do everything for us without the mess.

Like I said his art is nice but apparently on a recent article is sometimes not his own. Literally lifting an art piece without "appropriation" he has been known for. But a literal lift from Koloman Moser piece. You decide for yourself. Here's the article link.

http://flickr.com/photos/thenerd/332243824/

CELEBRITIES N DRUGS

I was just so amused as I was reading an article about Jodie Sweetin [Stephanie from Full House]. How she utterly a crack fiend. Lost her relationship with her husband because of her drug addiction. I mean a total fucking mess.

In the US Weekly interview Sweetin's ex Cody Herpin said, "Jodie did ecstasy and coke, but to be honest, it's Hollywood, so I didn't give it much thought."

Now when celebs do drugs they do it heavily. Because most have the money to supply their addiction, but it's a surprise that not more drug related celeb deaths are happening. Like LindseyLohan or Britney Spears. How the heck are they still alive? Or fuckin Whitney Houston and AmyWhinehouse. It's nuts how they are still breathing.

In my opinion anything past weed is just stupid...celebs n drugs mix.

KIM KARDASHIAN BOOTY

Being a butt man. Meaning I like booties more than titties, don't get it all confused. I can say that I don't see why every ones doggin' on Kim Kardashian's booty. I think it's a nice big booty. It's not too big nor is it to small. As Goldilocks said "it's just right." Reggie Bush is one lucky mother sucka. Can tell he's been paying attention more to that booty than to his job, because last season he sucked. He's well overrated. I'll tell you what's not overrated...Kim Kardashian's booty.