Did I Mention My Favorite Celeb Site is the Superficial?

I love, love, love the Superficial. It's got to be the best celeb site out there. TMZ and Perez are crap compared to the Superficial. It's just hilarious commentary after the other, life this for instance.

- Kelly Osbourne wants kids to stay off tattoos. Hey, doesn't she know educating kids is for commies? Oh, wait, that only counts if you're a black president. My bad.

Now that is so true in so many ways. I wish I could write witty stuff like that. I just write hateful driven rants. I probably need to see a psychiatrist about that...I think I'm bi-polar or something worse!

SEASON 3 OF ABDC BEAT FREAKS BETTER WIN IT ALL!

If these all girls group doesn't win this season of ABDC than I'm saying the show is totally rigged. I mean ALL of these girls are REAL professional dancers/choreographers. Their credentials are miles long. They've danced for Gwen Stefani, Missy Elliot, Madonna, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake...etc. Rino the Asian girl of the group is part of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku girls. She's MUSIC in the Harajuku perfume line. Teresa Espinoza is like Janet Jackson's girl. I mean come on. You don't dance for the performers on this list unless you're a great dancer.

The B-Girls break dance like guys. In fact are better than a lot of B-Boy breakers. Lady Jules can easily match Kid Rainen's forever headspin in the first season of ABDC. Most likely she will bust it sometime this season. Beat Freaks are by far the best crew on this season. Quest is the other group, but it doesn't really seem fair because three of the members have appeared on the first 3 seasons of the dance show So You Think You Can Dance. So they already come in with a fan base, while their girls aren't known to well by the mainstream audience. But I still will bet the farm on them. My friend who's a pro dancer and knows the girls personally swears on them. So I'm taking his word for it. So far they haven't disappointed. Their routines are so clean and so on point. And they have yet to show their full potential. 

THE PHILIPPINES IS OPRAH'S BIGGEST FAN

Oprah has recently done something that has the whole country of the Philippines ecstatic. If you go to the Philippines and ask random people in the Philippines what they think of Oprah. I'm willing to bet 9 out of 10 will praise her as being the kindest TV personality that they've ever seen.

Why would 9 out of 10 people in the Philippines praise Oprah? Because Oprah brought to the American audience the most talented thing to ever come out of the Philippines. EVER! No one in the history of the Philippines will ever compare to the international fame and long career 16 year old Charice Pempengco is destine to have.

She literally is the next Celine Dion. Thats how good she is. Like Celine she started getting noticed at a very young age. But she is on the path to surpass her life long idol Celine Dion because she already was able to sing Celine's songs at the age of 4. And now at the age of 16 she sounds just as strong and powerful as Celine. So who knows what the future holds for Charice. Her dreams are coming true thanks in part by the power of Oprah.

This just in...Kanye West just said that President Bush still hates black people but Oprah loves Filipinos.

Big ups to Oprah for giving a little girl from a country that's often looked down on a platform and a chance to be seen by the American people. So on behave of no one but myself. Thank you Oprah for acknowledging Filipinos. Cause we all know the part Filipino celebrities here don't acknowledge their heritage. Yea I'm talking about you Vanessa Hudgens and Enrique Iglesias.

Anything Oprah backs becomes very popular. And she backs President-Elect Barack Obama. So I know she knows what she's talking about. Her word has more authority than God himself.

MTV SUPER SWEET 16: SPINDERELLA'S DAUGHTER CHRISTY

For the most part I hate these My Super Sweet 16 crap. Because it's full of spoiled brats that don't deserve a $250k party to celebrate their birthday. That's a load of crap. BUT the episode with Salt-N-Pepa Djay Spinderella's daughter was a good one. Christy is her name. She's was very different from the rest of the stuck up spoiled bitches on the show. She was very humble and not outragously demanding like the rest. That's probably a testament to the way she was raised by her mother.

The whole theme to her party was 80's. And she didn't have it at some lavish club poppin place. She had it at an indoor skatepark. Skaters where going around bustin moves while people watched and danced off to the side. It was a fun venue.

And check this...she didn't demand for an overpriced undeserved luxury vehicle for her first car. She asked for a covertable VW Bug. The only thing she demanded was that it be that lime green color. That's it. She said it was her dream car. I was like thas how you act. Not trippin cause you want a Lambo or Benz. Just humble to get a car. Not asking for the world. Just what you need. That's a kid that deserves the best the world has to offer.

I give my hat off to Christy for being great humble person. And big ups to her moms the lengendary Spinderella for raising such a great girl.

CELEBRITY HAIDER'S #1 FANS THE VITO-CRUZ FAMILY

Just want to give a shout out to the Vito-Cruz family, whom on vacation in Disney World thsi summer where kind enough to sport my first CelebrityHaider.com t-shirt design. Thanks girls for always checking out my site and sportin my shirts. I promise once I get some money to print out the better designs I'll hook ya'll up

Alright girls have fun reading all the stuff I post but don't go growin' up being haters...oh wait you're Filipino too, it's in our blood. Well then don't take hating seriously then. Leave that up to me.

OLYMPICS: MICHAEL PHELPS IS AQUAMAN

Okay so all I kept hearing before the Olympics started was this guy Michael Phelps. Didn't see him 4 years ago, but did know about his DUI charge after the games 4 years ago [negative news sticks right?]. Well so when it came time to finally see this guy in action I had high expectations because of all this hype about him. Let me tell you he blew away those expectations I had of him. He's an amazing swimmer. On his 200m freestyle run he just blew away everyone with a huge lead and on his semi's for the 200m butterfly the announcer was talking about his uncanny ability to know exactly where he and the rest of the swimmers are and his ability to turn it up when he needs to, that sixth gear per say. As soon as the announcer said that Phelps [at this point a good head behind the leader Japan] hits the turn toward the final 50m and when he comes out of the turn he's ahead and with a bigger lead than Japan had on him coming into the turn. It was amazing to see. I don't doubt he has the ability to get 8 gold medals in one games.

Some have referred to him as "Superman" in the Olympics, but I'd say he's more of Aquaman than Superman. His abilities in the water make it seem as if he lives in water. I'd check behind his ears he might have some gills back there.

NOW THIS GROUP MAKES ME PROUD TO BE FLIP

This is definitely not a group that bytes the Jabbawockeez the Jabbawockeez actually took one of their moves. You remember the human motorcycle? The Philippine All Stars did it acouple of years back. That Transforming into a human robot that the Boogie Bots did in one of their performances this season...Philippine All Stars did it first acouple of years prior. The Philippine All Stars have all my respect. They r an example of what the other crews in the P.I. need to do, be creative on their own. Make their own impression on the dance world and not use another crew creativity to gain fame.

The 3 time World Hip Hop Dance Champions - Philippine All-Stars

CHEECH & CHONG BACK TOGETHER

The duo who were good friends, then became heated enemies, are now back to being friends and are also reuniting back to do a comedy tour. The two have recently said that they are tired of fighting with each other, they aren't getting any younger. They've grown to realize that all the bickering didn't amount to anything but wasted time and emotion.

The pair are now back together to do a comedy tour and guess what they're going to talk about? POT! Cheech feels that people are ready to hear pot jokes again. He's optimistic that it'll go over much better with today's crowds than in the 70's and 80's.

Chong who has been doing stand up for awhile now says how his old partner forgot how tough it was to do stand up, but he'll get used to it in no time. He's just happy his boys back.

A movie would be great, that would be so cool. It's the time of remakes right now.

RONNIE SHOWS US WHY HE'S SUPER CR3W

Ronnie battles the defending champion Hong10 at the Red Bull BC One 2007 and beats him. Ronnie ultimately wins the whole thing becoming the 2007 Red Bull champ. He's a pretty amazing bboy that has a lot of style to his breakin'. As other bboys just do their thing when the music is playing Ronnie actually breaks to the music. He's one of few that do that.

TIGER WOODS STILL A COOL KAT

You'd think all his popularity and his $150 mil in endorsement deals it would all go to his head...even just a little bit. But I'm happy (for once) to say that none of it has gone to his head. He doesn't think he's above any one because of his fame and money.

My uncle worked the recent US Open in Torrey Pines, laying out fiber optic cables and ensuring video feeds to his companies hand held TV devices that they were promoting at the event. So during set ups he and the guys ran into a bunch of the players and even to their surprise they found Tiger Woods to be the most down to earth, loose pro there. He said Tiger didn't hesitate to say "hi" to my uncle and his crew asked how they were. He even asked if his (Tiger's) car was in their way and if they wanted him to move it. They kindly asked if he could. Tiger again without a hesitation moved his car, then thanked the guys and said good bye. They wished him good luck in return.

Most of the other players seemed to be to focused or in a hurry to be somewhere else than to greet people. San Diego native Phil Mickelson seemed to be that kinda guy that weekend. The guys said I to him, he acknowledged them but didn't even bother to look their way or pause. Seems he was in a rush to be somewhere.

It's nice to hear stories like Tiger's, where the fame and money hasn't inflated his head, like some others like Kanye West. So let's just hope it stays that way or else I'm going to have to start hating on Tiger like I do on Kanye.

TIGER WOODS WILL GO DOWN AS THE GREATEST GOLFER EVER

It's true his destiny will be the best golfer there ever was. Jack Nicklaus is regarded as the greatest golfer of all time...for right now. But when Tiger Woods is done, he'll go down as the best and greatest golfer of all time. Nicklaus will have nothing on Tiger, when he's done. And here's the catch...he's not white!

A predominately white sport Tiger has crushed all that by being the most well known multi-racial golfer of this generation.

I've watched Tiger since he turned pro at the age of 21 in 1996. He's dominated the golf industry ever since. He's been consistent throughout his career minus a year where he kinda hit a slump. He is one of the richest sports athlete thanks to his endorsement deals. He roughly averages about $23 mil a year playing golf (and that's not the PGA paying him, that's him winning tournaments after tournaments) and he makes over $150 mil off endorsement deals. Sports digest has him becoming the first billionaire athlete by 2010. And I don't doubt that will happen.

Just watching his tournaments on television you see how amazing he is. I can't imagine what is like to be in his presence watching him do his thing. In fact I just watched the highlights of day three of the 2008 U.S. Open and Tiger is just phenomenal. That's the best word to describe him. I mean a 66 ft put on the 13th hole on a downhill slope that broke to the left and he got it dead on center for an Eagle? Come on that's phenomenal. Or what about on 17 in the rough and chips it in for a birdie? Or on 18 a 35 ft put on a slight down slope and a huge break to the right? Gets it dead center again for an eagle. Oh and all this on a tweaked knee that shrieks in pain after each opening drive at the tee? Phenomenal!

All I have to say is that his father taught him well. I've heard of all the things his dad did to ready him for the pros. The countless hours of tedious practices, the numerous exercises to kill the butterflies that being nervous brings out. Would all sound like some form of child abuse now, but look what it did, it made him the best golfer the world will ever know. I really don't believe he gets nervous, he's so focused out on the course that I don't think he ever worries. He's a robot out there. I can't wait to see how his career pans out. I hope he remains keeping his head straight and not trip and do something to taint his image and career. In other words, don't bust a Kobe or O.J.

JABBAWOCKEEZ REPPING @ LAKERS HALFTIME SHOW

Telling you these guys are living every moment of their new fame. I'd do the same. This was one of the West Finals games against the Spurs. With the Lakers in the Finals there's no doubt that they will be back performing at one of the home games against the Celtics. A product of SD.

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW 2 COMMERCIAL

Honestly I have no idea how another crew is going to top the Jabbawockeez originality (with the masks) and their flawless performances. These next crews have to bring it, cause if they don't than they might as well just go home.

JABBAWOCKEEZ ON MTV MOVIE AWARDS

The boyz from SD are representing everywhere. Their new found fame has gotten them gigs all over the nation. And what better place to make an appearance than an MTV event. In this case the Movie Awards. Though they didn't have a performance slot, they literally dropped in on the PCD's performance. Check it...