Isabel Lucas hotter than Megan Fox, huh?

Buzz is that Isabel Lucas (who appears in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) is the other "hot chic" in the movie. Huh? First off what the F are they smoking, these people that are saying such nonsense? Crack? Yea she's hot if you're into girls with total man face! I can't believe they casted her in this movie. Now if they casted Olivia Munn with Megan Fox you'd have to do a lesbo scene. Cause two amazingly hot chics come on, I'd throw it in the script just because. It'd be this amazing Transformers fight scene with the robots and then in the middle of it all scene cuts to Megan and Olivia making out and getting down and dirty, then after 5 min cut back to the action, then cut back to M&O, then back to the action, etc etc, do this for like half the movie. You know it's a good break from the action packed fight scene, slow it down, bust a slow mo to some lesbo scene, and then break it back to the high intensity fighting. It's typical Hollywood movie formula, right?

Anyways, I'm not going to post a picture of Isabel Lucas because I don't want to do that to you. I'm not going to cause your eyes any pain. Just google her if you really want to see what she looks like. But I'm telling you, that ain't even worth it.

Celebrity Haider on Twitter

Yes I've joined the Twitter band wagon. It's mobile, it's quick, it's convenient and no I'm not talking about a hooker!

Anyways...

You'll catch me on that more than you will on the site. I'll update the sight as much as I can.

Paris Hilton is a demanding little b*t@h!

**I just love this picture of Paris Hilton. I think it's the best image of her, ever taken.

The Superficial reports that Paris will make a cameo in the new Will Ferrell movie The Other Guys and for her ONE DAY shoot her people gave the producers a 3 page list of demands that states that there be fresh lobster cooked whenever she's ready to eat and a bottle of grey goose vodka.

The producers should take those 3 pages of demands and turn them into a lobster origami and serve it to the bitch for "whenever she's ready to eat." I can't believe people kiss this bitches ass. I'd show the brat her place with a pimp slap to the face, throw a can of tuna at her and say that's your lunch bitch, enjoy!

That little bitch needs to learn respect, I'd say bring her to Iraq and punish her with a "gang rape" but no one wants to hit that crusty krab cunt. Ooooh, like that Sponge Bob reference?! Yea I'm good.

Death to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I get what President Obama has been trying to do since he came into office. Stupid conservative Republicans like Michelle "white washed" Malkin think he's being weak and saying sorry to much. What they don't understand is that he's apologizing for the last administration that carried itself as white people often do, pushy and arrogant. Obama is trying to mend relationships not for the sake of bounding and becoming good friends with enemies. He's modeling his movements off of former President Clinton. He is using the expression, "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

But conservatives don't see that. They're to stupid too.

I do believe that Obama has to show that nations shouldn't take his kindness for weakness. Kinda to just put them on check. And I think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be made an example of. Obama gave a warning and now Ahmadinejad challenges the warning and is threatening the President. The President has to have him taken out if he Ahmadinejad keeps running his mouth. He thinks he's tough well the US is going to have to knock him down.

Ahmadinejad is an American hater that preaches hate for our country. He needs to be taught a lesson.

See Pastor Steven Anderson is wasting all his time praying for Obama's death when he should be praying for the death of all our enemies that are trying to really hurt us. See how selfish Christian/Catholic conservatives are? All they care about is themselves, they don't think of the whole nation. Neither do these "Tea Party" lynch mobs.

All our enemies are hoping that we as a nation destroy ourselves internally so that way they can easily come in and finish us off. All this health care bullshit means shit if the enemy comes in to destroy us while we're all bickering about health care.

Two Worthless Lennons

Aw look two untalented Lennons. Sean is clearly his mothers son. His father John was a very talented musician. His mother is a worthless artist and a sorry ass hippie. Sean is now 34 and is labeled as a musician. More like a wannabe musician than an actually recording musician he is no Ziggy, Damien, or Stephen Marely to the great Bob Marley.

Not even close...

Sean is a talentless leach who pretty much grew up privileged thanks to his dad John. His mother pretty much leached off John as well and when he died she took over his estate. All the money she has made has been because of John. Not anything that she did on her own. Her art was crap. She was no Shepard Fairy.

Lets end this note on the fact that this was a waste of time as these two are a waste of life.

Michelle Malkin Slut or Political Contributor?

I say she portrays herself as a super conservative Republican, but I say you get a few drinks into her and she's stripping and jumping on white boys laps. I bet she gets dirty dirty. She's a slut who loves to hate her culture, a black President, and gays! Someone needs to shut her ugly ass up. Cause dude looks like a man baby!

Michelle Malkin the white washed Asian Racist

Yes she's one of those Asian girls that dispises her Asian heritage and would rather be white than brown. I know her type. I've grown up with Asian girls her type that have given up on their Asian pride.

But this pig nosed ugly example of and exotic Asian is also a conservative racist. She hates President Obama with a passion, she talks shit about him all the time. Calling him all sorts of names. More PC names when she's on TV of course, but I can only imagine the names she calls him off the air.

In her new book...which I will not mention the title because she doesn't deserve it. She bashes the President in all sorts of ways. (I have yet to read her filth) but from what I've heard, it's an Obama hate book. White racists would probably actually enjoy reading her book.

Did mention that not only does she hate Obama but she hates Gays even more. I would speculate that she prays for the death of gays as with the death of President Obama, much like Pastor Steven Anderson.

I really don't know how she is qualified to write a book or have any political say when she has slutty pictures of her on the web from 1992. She sits next to Tila Tequila as two of the sorriest examples of Asian women in America. You white people can have her. She's not wanted by the Asian community anyways. She's a traitor to her kind.

Must I Drill It In Your Head? Olivia Munn = Hot

Okay looking at this picture where she's wearing sexy lingerie and the position she's in, how can you not I dunno go grab some tissue and some lotion and start fantasying? eh eh? If this doesn't get you excited, then you must be gay.

Okay what about this quote from her...

On her sexual peccadilloes, Olivia is quoted as stating: "I can't bring in another girl. I can't have sex with people I'm not emotionally attached to. And the thought of going down on a girl grosses me out, but if a guy says, 'I want to stick a carrot in your ass,' I would be like, 'Well, if that really turns you on...."

Now if that doesn't turn you on, you're really are batting for the other team.

Someone Dare Say Another Is Prettier Than Olivia Munn

As I was surfing the net looking for images of OM. I came across a site that had the heading Kirsten [Chenoweth] vs. Olivia Munn and the winner is Kirsten. My first thoughts upon reading this garbage?

Blasphemy!

So I quickly google this girl Kirsten Chewbacca (pictured on the right) or whatever and just as I thought. UGLY! Only a white guy would pick this old looking haggard ass girl over Olivia Munn, cause you know most white guys, they don't have a clue that exotic looking girls are the hottest. They're clueless.

Soooo....

I've brushed this website off as a stupid website [which what most people probably think of mine]. So what.

Olivia Munn is hot! That's the truth and I'm sticking with it.

We Think Tequila Prays for Merrimans To Have A Sucky Career

If there is one thing Tila has...it definitely isn't class. I really don't know what she has. Oh wait...STDs? Yea that might be something she has.

So in the delusion thoughts of Pastor Steven Anderson, Tila Tequila prays for God to give Shawne Merriman, prostate cancer or something terrible that will cause maximum pain and death. I wouldn't put it past the wench to conjure such terrible thoughts. But I'm pretty sure she's happy that his groin was acting up on him during the Baltimore game causing him to sit out. I know she'd rather had the injury caused by her kicking him in the groin, because that's her mentality of thinking. She's about as smart as Kelly Bundy...no actually I think Kelly is smarter.

Final words...Tila's a wench.

Racism Grows As the President Obama's Days Go By...

A clipping from CNN.com

September 22, 2009

Georgia congressman: Wilson's outburst 'carefully calculated'

Posted: September 22nd, 2009 07:15 PM ET

From CNN's Lauren Kornreich

Georgia congressman: Wilson's outburst 'carefully calculated'.

WASHINGTON (CNN) - Rep. Hank Johnson is standing by his comments that Rep. Joe Wilson's "You lie!" outburst at President Obama "instigated more racist sentiment" and could lead to a resurgence of the Ku Klux Klan.

Johnson, a Georgia Democrat, wrote in theAtlanta Journal Constitution on Monday that he doesn't think that most of Obama's opponents are motivated by racism, but that he believes Wilson's comments "winked at a racist element" and that there is a small but "racially motivated fringe" among those who disapprove of the president and his policies.

"Wilson is a canny politician," Johnson said. "His outburst was a carefully calculated appeal to a particular constituency who question the legitimacy of Barack Obama's presidency. The symbolism of his act, which violated the rules of the House and attacked the dignity of the president's office, emboldened and validated those who believe that President Obama, despite having been lawfully elected, is an illegitimate occupant of the White House."

Johnson said that some feel "resentment that the president of the United States is a black man" and that the "risk of violence is real." He said he believes some of the angry protests during town hall meetings over the summer were also motivated by racism and warned that if that element of some opposition is ignored, it will "fester, grow and come back to haunt us in ways we haven't seen in decades."

I couldn't agree more with this article. We will see racism breakout like we did 40, 50, 60, etc years ago. It could possibly be worse. It's the ugly truth that a lot of you turn a blind eye to. White racists are waiting to wage their war on the rest of America, and this Presidential term might be their que to unleash it. In fact I guarantee it. Everyone should be ready. Train, prepare, and arm yourself to fight this white terroristic threat. It will happen, white racist Americans are at their boiling point with keeping their mouth shut about a black President. They will blow over. It's already beginning with this outburst from a racist. It's a sad truth, that most of you are not willing to face. This country will go to war within itself if we do not stop these racists. And if it happens we as a country will be open to attacks from Al Queda and the Mexican cartels.

Mandonna Gets My Respect...For The Night

Mandonna came out at the beginning of the VMA Awards for a special presentation in honor of Michael Jackson. Her speech was well written and great way for people to understand why Michael acted as he did. And on point in her speech was so true that it hurt. She stated that we "ALL" turned our backs on him and we didn't realize how truely special he was until he died, and we "ALL" lost him.

It was a nice tribute.

Tila's Lawyer As Stupid As She Is...

Tila's lawyer pretty much wants to spend more time and taxpayers money pursuing a false claim. Here's his statement:

"Tila Tequila is the victim of a violent crime. The San Diego District attorney's decision not to press charges against Shawne Merriman for the battering of Tila Tequila demonstrates an unconscionable negligence in the discharging of their public duties. We strongly feel that justice has not been served in this matter.

Obviously, The San Diego Charger's NFL franchise brings millions of dollars in revenue to the city of San Diego, and it seems clear that other interests are being served by the DA's office than the upholding of the law. A young woman was violently beaten and choked, and the physical evidence is both overwhelming and disturbing. Tila's account of the events has remained consistent from the beginning, while Merriman's story has changed repeatedly.

Just because the DA has made this reckless decision doesn't mean that justice will not be served in this case. No one is above the law. Tila Tequila will immediately begin pursuing civil charges against Mr. Merriman and she will have her day in court."

He claims (Merriman) violently beat her. Why where there no signs of abuse that night? If she was "violently beaten" than it would show that night not days later. Days later they would look worse, but they would have been present shortly after being inflicted. If she was beaten so violently then why hasn't she been brought to the police station to photograph this so called abuse for evidence? Then he claims the city of San Diego's DA is not pressing Chargers because the Chargers organization makes them millions in revenue. That is a bold statement that the DA will not take lightly. And he claims that Merrimans story has changed, that he's lying. And that hers has remained the same. Oh really? She hasn't lied? So she is allergic to alcohol? And she didn't drink that night? So the servers and owner at Stingeree are liars to then? Cause I really don't see any evidence Merriman has changed his story.

Let's face it she's a proven liar and we all have heard what led up to her claims. She was upset and angry that when the party resumed at his house he brought two girls to his room. None of them was Tila. She busted into the room, the girls asked her if she wanted to join them, this set her off. Supposedly she went buck wild, threatening to sleep with one of his entourage. She then decided to bounce, but Merriman and others tried to convince her to wait til they got her a ride. She what you get when you try to help someone out? If they let her drive off on her own this story would be Tila Tequila dies from a car accident. But no she can't see that all she sees is trying to ruin someones character and make money off it. She's so petty it's sickening.

This Just In A Mexican In Space!

Okay so it's not new news. I just happened to come across it...

Oh this is going to be a good one. Yes folks that is a Mexican dude sitting in the middle. And no he's not the janitor of the space crew Discovery. He's Jose Hernandez and yes he's a Mexican-American Astronaut. And yes he's tweeting from space. WTF! (sorry that just came out).

Astro Jose is now Mexico's newest hero. Born to ILLEGAL immigrant parents he's reaped in the benefits of America and has moved his way up to being an Astronaut. Sorry I just have an issue with parents that don't go about things the right way. I don't know it's just my thing. I mean my dad joined the US Navy so he can become a US Citizen in order for his kids to be born US citizens. Some I guess just decide to do it illegally. Not cool. I don't care what you say, it's not cool. There is a right way to do things and there's the wrong way to do it, plain and simple.

Anyways...

You might be Mexico's new hero, but let's not forget what country gave you the opportunities to be where you are right now, US f#@kin A. Cause Mexico for sure ain't gonna give you that same opportunity. Viva America! Thas whats up!

The Allergic Alcoholic Will Be Strong For Her Grandmother

Yes folks she deleted all her previous tweets because she knows they discredited her, well she didn't realize that, her lawyer did. But now she tweets "I'll be strong for my grandmother." Obviously in an attempt to get sympathy votes. Guess what bitch...ain't gonna work for ya. No cares for you. Your grandmother should have died along time ago, knowing that her grand daughter became a celebrity slut. You ain't Rhinna bitch, you ain't got that clout and you fo' sho aren't gonna get that sympathy from people. Especially since the cops didn't find any visible signs of abuse, and that they only arrested Merriman because any citizen has the right to exercise a citizens arrest. And your lawyer knows that and at this point he has no bullets to fire back, so he says what any lawyer would say that doesn't have anything on the defendant, Merriman's story will be "completely discredited."

Let's face the facts bitch, you're a bitch and that's all there is to you. If you disrupt Merriman's ability to focus this season because of your stunt than you better not and I mean BETTER NOT EVER come back down to San Diego, because you will not be welcomed. You will get things thrown at you and you will be verbally chewed out where ever you go in SD.

Tila Tequila vs Shawne Merriman

First of all I'm going to address her for what she is. A "BITCH". I'm going to refer to her that way from now on. She's had Merriman arrested for a false battery and assault charge over the weekend. Merriman in a statement he released said that he just didn't want her to drive drunk and was trying to get a her a ride. The bitch tweets that she's "allergic" to alcohol and that her she changed her name to Tequila because of the irony of her not being able to drink.

That makes about as much sense as bee's on a corpse. Let's see you would normally change your name to Tequila because it's something you drink a lot of or is your favorite poison. And I do believe she stated that when she changed her name a few years ago. So yea bitch ain't no one falling for that.

Then, being a better person, she tweets about steroids, about how it makes people aggressive. Trying of course to ruin Merriman's name some more.

The thing is it doesn't come as a surprise, because women in general are very vindictive and very evil when they are upset with someone. I totally won't be surprised if later she tweets that she was raped by Merriman too. Point is the bitch is what she is a bitch! Plain and simple. No one gives a rats a$$ about what she says or what she tweets. She's a sorry representation of Asians. The Asian community has disowned her and will not acknowledge her as Asian. It's so funny she's picked a fight with the wrong dude. Because Chargers fans will maul and harass her for the little distraction she's stirred up.

She's making false accusation after false accusation. In the end it's going to bite her in the a$$. She'll get what she deserves...that's for someone to really turn her "lights out."

Do I need any more evidence on why Olivia Munn is insanely HOT!!!

I don't know why I don't have G4 TV. I don't know how any guy doesn't have the G4 TV channel. I'm calling my cable provider on Tuesday and demanding they turn it on on my cable box. Seriously! Oh that reminds me. Grocery list add on...box of tissue. Make that two boxes of tissue and lotion.

Did I Mention My Favorite Celeb Site is the Superficial?

I love, love, love the Superficial. It's got to be the best celeb site out there. TMZ and Perez are crap compared to the Superficial. It's just hilarious commentary after the other, life this for instance.

- Kelly Osbourne wants kids to stay off tattoos. Hey, doesn't she know educating kids is for commies? Oh, wait, that only counts if you're a black president. My bad.

Now that is so true in so many ways. I wish I could write witty stuff like that. I just write hateful driven rants. I probably need to see a psychiatrist about that...I think I'm bi-polar or something worse!

This Just in Pastor Anderson Prays for something else...

I'm assuming here, again NOT fact that Pastor Steven Anderson is praying that fags (that's slang for Homosexuals) die from anal/rectal cancer. But since he's racist he's only praying for black gays to die. He wants to try to reform white gays by holy water boarding them. And shoving a crucifix up their a$$, while saying "yea you want to get f--ked, well let Jesus f--k you!" Believing by forcing Jesus up their a$$ they will learn from their evil ways and find God and be remorseful and beg for forgiveness. But all the black gays must die. Again this is NOT fact, this is an assumption. Because come on if he's got that one thought on our President, she's got to have other thoughts about other topics. Am I right?

Let's Thank Jordan and his dad Evan Chandler for killing MJ

Let's all take some time to thank Jordan and his dad Evan Chandlers for ruining Michael Jackson's reputation and his career by falsely accusing him of molestation. I mean it was because of the Chandlers (who welcomed and recognized Michael as part of their family) accusations, that Michael Jackson got addicted to prescription medication. That's a fact. They are the reason for spiral to destruction for over a decade.

Now Jordan and Evan are suing each other in court. Jordan alleging his father Evan struck him on the head with a 12lbs dumb bell and tried to choke him. Yea probably fighting about the millions that they live off of thanks to Jackson settling out of court. Which was what the father wanted in the beginning of the accusation. In a way to extort money from Jackson. That is a fact also. He initially wanted to reach a settlement before it would blow up into a full blown criminal case. It's a perfect example of a someones kindness being taken advantage of. It is an American way isn't it? To extort money from vulnerable people.

This kid and his sorry as father deserve only the worst life has to offer to them. I hope they get what they deserve soon. I don't see how this kid and his father aren't harassed every second of their lives for ruining Jackson and eventually killing Jackson. Maybe if they were harassed every living moment, it would drive them crazy and they might (if we're lucky) kill themselves over the stress of being harassed about Jackson. That would be joyous if it were to come true. If this were Fight Club (lets pretend for a second it is and I'm Tyler), this would be the homework assignment. Harass and drive Jordan and Evan Chandler crazy.

People probably don't harass them because there aren't many pictures of Jordan and absolutely none of his dad Evan. Papparazzi need to find him and snap them both so their faces can be plastered all over the web. Michael Jackson can not rest in peace until these two pay for what they did. Did I mention his mom has not seen her son in 11 or so years because she was against the father and knew it was a lie. She left their two sorry asses to enjoy in their riches on their own.

Oh by the way did you know that Pastor Steven Anderson prayed for Jackson to die. It's come true and that is why he's so focused on the President now. Thats not a real fact but I'm making an executive decision here and assuming it probably has a possibility of being true.

Let Me Make This Clear...

Pulling your kid out of the President's (the COMMANDER IN CHIEF) speech about how important it is to get a good education by working hard in school is racist. It is equivalent to the 50's when white parents would take their kids out of a public pool when a black child steps into it. It is what it is. Or when drinking fountains would be disinfected when a black person would take a drink out of a fountain designated for whites only. Yes it is similar to that. Keep telling yourself it's not go ahead, but it is what it is. Keep telling yourself it's for political reasons that you don't want your child to see that speech, it's not it's racial. And keep telling yourself it's not racial because you're not white. It is. Black people, brown people, yellow people can be racists too, it's not just a white thing. It's racist, plain and simple. Conservatives wouldn't do this to Bush, nor Clinton. It's racist, it reall is as simple as that. You saw all the disappointed look of all the people at John McCain's concession speech. They had the look of a group of whites ready for a lynching. It's a fact that race will always be a factor in our newest President. And it is a fact that the majority hate him because he's black. As much as people deny it, it's the main reason they hate him. My sister told me that my own mother made a comment when they announced his presidential win. Something to the lines of "Oh, no the President is Black." She's somewhat of a conservative. She is Catholic and Filipino. That combo alone has "Conservative" written all over it. Narrow minded thinking. I was a bit disappointed in her, but I understand she's old and old people are always stuck in their ways.

The Real Reason Conservatives Don't Want Kids To Hear Speech

Let's get real here. The real reason that "Conservatives" (aka Christians) don't want kids to see Obama's speech on education is so obvious. They don't want a "Black" man talking to the kids about staying in school. This is the conservative way, if they don't like you they try whatever they will to smear you. They don't know how to have get along with people that have different opinions. To them it's their way or no way. It's the Christian way. Christian God is the only true God, every other God of any other religion to them is a joke. They spit it on and look down on other peoples beliefs. They spit on Obama because they don't like his ideas. They don't want to sit down with him to have a peaceful debate. Even people that disliked Bush would listen to what he has to say, but not Conservatives. They are so obsessed with hating Obama that they don't see the real issues with this country. Like the borders to Mexico. Tons and tons of drugs and slaves pass into the US everyday. Cartels are killing people left and right and are knocking on US doors looking to cause hell, but no instead of bringing that issue up to Obama they want to bring up stupid arguments like not allowing kids to watch Obama's speech about staying in school and getting a good education. Come on how fucking stupid are you conservatives, how full of crap you guys are. He's going to be talking about staying in school and working hard in school. That's a bad thing!? Conservatives are so amazingly stupid it's just beyond belief. It's a racist move to remove your child from watching a speech about how important education. It's as bad as in the 50's when white parents would take their kids out of a pool if a black child stepped into it. It's Christian conservative ignorance. That's what it is...if you pull your kid out of that speech, I truly hope your child becomes a drop out and a failure in school. Because then they can be as ignorant and racist as your conservative self.

Kush Forest Found and Cut Down By the DEA. BASTARDS!

A literal forest of Kush [Marijuana] plants was recently discovered. And the f#@king DEA chopped it all down. When will you stupid conservatives realize smoking kush isn't as bad as driving drunk or smoking cigarettes. And no it doesn't make you stupid. If you smoke pot and are stupid it means you were stupid to begin with. What a waste of grade A kush. For reals!

Yea thats a 5 tissue picture.

K-Dash wearing almost nothing but a small string tied panties and bra...as the all wise Borat would say. "NICE, me like to do sexy time with her." You know Reggie Bush is like, WTF was I thinking!

This religious pervert needs to be killed!

This f#@ker needs to be killed. A group of inmates in prison need to step up and do something about this guy. Same goes for his wife. They both need to be dealt a horrible hand. Then we'll see if God has a place for him. There isn't enough ways to die that I would like to see this guy go through. He needs to die slowly and painfully, both he and his wife. I know let's Pastor Steven his a$$. Let's pray he and his wife die slowly of brain cancer...nah to easy let's make it rectal cancer. Yea that's it. Let's Farrah Fawcett his a$$, literally.