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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

MEGHAN McCAIN DEFENDS HER FATHERS KNOWLEDGE OF ECOMOMIC ISSUES


John McCain's daughter defends her fathers knowledge of economic issues [Miss South Carolina style]:

"Well, obviously he would like to see more sunshine. But he, as President, as every other President, relies primarily on Secretary of Treasury, on his Council of Economic Advisors, on the head of that. He would rely on the circle that he has developed over many years of people like Jack Kemp, Phil Gramm, Warren Rudman, Pete Peterson, and the Concord Group. The… he has a process of leadership that is sort of an inclusive one that he has developed a circle of acquaintances and people that are supporters and friends of his whom he have worked with for many, many years.

You remember back in 1982 when Phil Gramm… Phil Gramm and Warren Rudman and Gramm-Latta and all of those people got the first real tax cuts done – the real first real restraints in taxes. He was there. You were there. And he relies on those people to a much larger degree than any quote “formal organization”, although the Secretary of Treasury is one of the key and important posts that he would have.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

THE PHILIPPINES CONGRATULATE PETE & ASHLEY


This just in. The Philippines would like to congratulate Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson on their marriage. Everyone in the Philippines is pleased that California has passed a law allowing gay marriage, paving way for the couple to get married legally in California.

Tito Jon-Jon says "It's berry humbling that Calipornia has allowed these a gays to join each oter in holly matrimony. Especially this two ladies...what is der names again? Si, Pete and Ashley? Best wishes to the boat of yous. Thank you berry much."

As a wedding gift the Philippines was planning to build/give the couple a custom designed Jeepney. But unfortunately if the couple had excepted they would not have been able to bring it back to the United States, because the jeep doesn't meet any street regulations here. It's pretty much considered a huge aluminum death trap.


this has been a tribute to the Onion