Friday, August 31, 2007


Well I got the scoop on the new album by Kanye West titled, "The Graduation" from my many sources. They hackbustered me a copy of the CD. Minus the skits. Thank god, I hate those damn filler skits. It's just an excuse to say, yea I've got like 20 tracks on my album. Yea 11 of them are those damn skits. Okay that was a bit of an overexageration, but anyways I'll give you the quick review, I just don't feel like writing this long a$$ review. Besides this is my first review.
All the songs that I heard on the cd, were really well put together. In his sophmore album, "Late Registration" it lacked alot; it was like he wasn't trying; but this new one doesn't seem to lack much. I enjoyed the song "Stronger". I think that is my favorite song on the CD so far. I can see that becoming a music video. It was just well put together. The beats were great and the lyrics were great. "Another Time Too Soon" and "Can't Tell Me Nothing" were great songs too and have video potential.
I give the overall album a B-. Since I didn't get a version that had the skits, I couldn't grade any higher, but incidently I would have marked down for having far to many skits on the album even though it's only like 3, but I feel 1 skit is too much. But I like Kanye's theme he's had throughout his first 3 albums. The whole school thing was a great idea from a marketing standpoint.
50cent doesn't have anything on Kanye's album. 50cent will loose the bet that he's proposing to Kanye. And I've heard some bits and pieces of his new album and did it not sound good. Sounded cheap and messy. Nothing like his first album. "Get Rich or Die Trying" From what I heard of in this new album, all he seems to be rapping about these days is how rich he is. That gets old really fast.
So my opinion...go comp it when it comes out. The official release date is set as Sept. 11, 2007. But that could change, especially with 50cent challenging Kanye.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


Just by looking at her (Victoria Beckham) you know she's got to be a bitch and a half. To make it worse, she's English. You know the English are stuck up pricks that think they are so much better than American's. Because of their proper education and manners. Yea right, they need to learn how to brush their teeths. You know just cause you're so wealthy and famous, doesn't mean you have the right to treat the help like shit. To the rich and famous HAiDER has this to say: "We are the ones that make your days so easy. We do your laundry, cook your food and serve you dinner. We guard you while you sleep. We take care of your kids and tend to your mansions. Do not f#ck with us, because in fact you don't own us, we own you!"

Monday, August 27, 2007


As I was watching old reruns of MTV's Punk’d I came across the episode of punk a$$ Jesse McCartney. Aw, I was reminded of how much I hate the kid and of how tough he thinks he is. Stepping up to a black man like he was nothing, but cowering like a little bitch when 4 biker dudes came out and saw what McCartney did to their bikes. Oh did he change his tune faster than an iPod shuffle. He then quickly scampered away to seek refuge in his limousine. As the biker gang pounded on the door, out came Ashton Kushner to save the day and claim punk’d on McCartney. Once realizing he was on Punk’d he quickly regained his tough man attitude, even joking with Kushner that he could have taken the black guy out. Yea sure McCartney, you could have taken him out. What a little punk. The episode would have been better if he actually got beaten up.

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OWEN WILSON OD’s on drugs because they say he’s depressed over KATE HUDSON. I guess I would get depressed too if I saw my ex in the tabloids smooching and groping with DAX SHEPARD, I mean come on, he's “ugly!” – LL COOL J’s new album has plenty of songs still dissin on Def Jam’s golden boy JAY-Z. Seems LL still feels strongly about not being named the new CEO to Def Jam, considering he was the first artist they signed and his loyalty to the record label. Apparently none of that meant anything to Def Jams who gave the job to JAY-Z. Give it up LL, just stick to licking your lips and acting. What's done is done. – SPENCER PRATT is the most hated villain on the show "The Hills." He embodies the stereotypical rich privileged white kid; with a wannabe attitude; he’s an a-hole. You know what I say; if he looks like an a$$, walks , like an a$$, and talks like an a$$, than you kick his a$$. – JENNA JAMESON got her boobs reduced, her lips done, lost a lot of weight, had her vagina retightened, and other cosmetic adjustments to her body. And now she looks like a coked out whore with a lot of money. – BRITNEY SPEARS is being probed for child abuse. What’s there to probe? She almost dropped her baby on the sidewalk, she drove with the baby on her lap, and she reportedly feeds the kids soda and junk all day. Shall I continue? She’s the worst mom in history; all she does is party all night. What kind of parent is that? She’s a crazy-a$$ hoe. – LINDSEY LOHAN sentenced to 1 day in jail. What the F-cup is that? If that were you or I, we’d get at least 30 days, released in 15 days with good behavior. Celebrities get away with murder, literally! – SCOTT BAIO has got to be one of the weirdest celebs. I don't understand why girls think he's so hot. I’ve watched his show "Scott Baio is 45 and Single" and he’s just an odd guy, who seems to care about no one but himself. He really doesn’t seem to know how to relax and interact with people; he always looks uncomfortable. And then there’s his cheesy friend JOHNNY V. You know that guy couldn’t get a blind chick to talk to him unless he drops SCOTT BAIO’s name. SCOTT's his meal ticket to a good life and he knows it. – And that’s that for the first HAiDER Celebrity Bash.


Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton proved to us on national television that the stereo type of blondes is true. On the question and answer portion of the Miss Teen USA pagent she was asked a question and her answer...well read on. You have to read it for yourself...actually it's better if you see the actual clip and hear her answer, so after reading her answer click on link below...I just don't have any words to describe it.

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Lauren Caitlin Upton's Answer:
"I personally believe... that U.S. Americans are unable to do so... because... "Uh... some people out there in our nation don't have maps... "And... uh... I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and... uh... the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as..."And I believe that they should... "Our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S... uh..."Or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries... "So we will be able to build up our future... for our [children]." Miss Teen USA host Mario Lopez: "Thank you very much, South Carolina."

I would like to correct Lauren about Asian's. Actually us Asian's are one of the smartest races out there, thank you very much.

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Nick Bollea son of wresting super star Hulk Hogan is in serious condition after crashing his supped up Toyota Supra in Clearwater, Florida Sunday night.

[HAiDER says]
Well that's what happens when you drive a car that's too much for you. Just because Nick's been pursuing a career as a professional drifter doesn't mean he's a master of street racing. The kid has only been driving for like a year and starts his driving career with a supped up Toyota Supra? Come on, he doesn't even have any real driving hours under his belt. He's most likely chauffeured around by one of his dad's drivers all the time. He's a celebrity brat, how else would he get around. These celebrity brats get everything they want, and this is one of the things that can happen when they do. Especially when you start your son off with a high powered car. Should have made him start with a fixed up toy car like a Evo Lancer. Have him work his way up to a Toyota Supra. For someone who's very protective of his kids, Hogan didn't seem to think twice about giving Nick a high performance car as his first car.

Sunday, August 26, 2007


Not exactly a beautiful couple like Brad and Angelina, actually not even close. The two most hated personalities on reality tv right now are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. He's basically an attention seeking leech who desperately wants to be famous and she's his little puppet. So much so that it's rumored that he was the one that suggested that she get some cosmetic enhancement work done, if you know what I mean, honk-honk. He's so full of himself that on his website his statement reads "Feel free to hate on me...daily!" He's not the guy you'd just love to hate, you'd want to off him. But he's loving every moment of his D-List fame.

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Anyone who feels sorry for Michael Vick deserves to be in the same boat he’s in. All these players coming out saying how everyone’s blowing it out of proportion and that he would never be involved with something like that, don’t seem to know much. What is being blown out of proportion? He’s a dog killer and he’s admitted it, his own father rats him out. He’s a cruel and heartless piece of shit. All of these are FACTS, so again what’s being blown out of proportion? One of the few defending Vick is Stephon Marbury of the New York Knicks who says “I think, you know, we don’t say anything about people who shoot deer or who shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dog fighting is a sport, it’s just behind closed doors.” Seems like Stephon is as dumb as Vick. It’s no wonder Stephon sells his shoes for only $15 at the “Steve & Berry’s” store chains, he’s dumber than dog shit. But he’s not alone in this, a lot of Vicks sports peers think the same, some don’t understand what the big deal is with having dog-fighting events. A common quote among his peers is “They’re just dogs.” Is the dog that helps a blind person get through a day, just a dog? Is the dog that protects his masters’ family and home from burglars just a dog? Is the dog that helps find and rescue lost or buried people, just a dog? I don’t think so. They are far more than that. But many people are to ignorant to see that.
I’m glad his career is in ruins. He’s put himself in this position. He helped execute and torture more than a handful of dogs. It’s also said that he puts female pits on rape stands, to breed them. These were cruel sick acts of a pathetic human being. The punishment he gets is hardly the punishment he deserves to get. But it would be to see Michael Vick in a few years living on the streets homeless, pan handling to get through the day. Ah! smell that sweet aroma of a celebrity career ruined.

Friday, August 24, 2007


Hey bitches, I'm now an ex-con too!
Just like her bumbling partner in crime, Nicole is now considered an ex-con. Even though the sentence was only for a day and she got out in 82 minutes. Her deal was much sweeter than Paris', and that's mainly because she got smart and appeared in court humble. But still...82 freakin minutes? Is that really teaching her a lesson? I don't think so. Should have thrown her preggy a$$ in jail for 30 days. This didn't teach her anything, she'll do it all again, once she's done having the baby.
"Bitches" like her and Paris their whole lives has had everything handed to them and spoiled beyond spoiled. They think they're above everyone else. They need to be made an example of. We need to stop viewing these celebs as idols and Gods to some and start punishing them for the crimes they commit. No matter how petty the crimes are.

Throw Nicole and Paris in solitary confinement for a month and guaranteed they will be totally different people. These two have never had anyone teach them any sort of lesson or really discipline them for bad behavior. They need to be scared straight.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007


Access Hollywood reports that A.D.D. boy Kanye West is claiming that Justin Timberlake is his biggest inspiration and biggest competition. He even goes as far as comparing the two as the Prince and Michael Jackson of today.

My question is, what's the deal with kissing JT's a$$? Sounds like another promotional stunt to me, to convince JT fans to buy his new record out Sept. 11, titled "Graduation."
For full article click on this link: Access Hollywoood

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

YOUNG HOLLYWOOD OUT OF CONTROL put out a poll asking this. "Young Hollywood out of control: Are the parents to blame?" As of August 22 the poll has come out to 15% say NO and 85% say YES. Why the poll doesn't say 100% YES is baffling to me. It's only obvious that it's the parents fault. Two prime examples are Paris and Lohan. Paris's mom is a crazy retarded hag. Paris is a crazy retarded slut. Lohan's parents are way out of thier minds. Lohan is on her way to being seriously out of her mind. Saying she's the best actress ever in Hollywood, that's crazy person talk. Parents shape you to the person you grow up to become, it's true. By whatever their actions are towards you or your family, it will affect your development into adulthood.

Monday, August 20, 2007


DJ Unk walks it out to tha bank
So I decided to make myself feel even more depressed last night by watching an installment of MTV's Cribs. The first two celebs were alright. Kim Kardashian and Dallas Cowboy's Roy Williams, but then this guy (DJ Unk) comes out. I couldn't understand a damn thing the guy said. He just kept rambling and rambling. I started to get angry knowing that this guy was making millions off one dumb song, while I (an average hard working guy) makes peanuts working my butt off. It's just too funny how life works out isn't it? This guy belongs on Celebrity HAiDER's sh*t list.


Levine Lays the Dirt on Sharapova

Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine dishes out the dirt on why Levine and tennis star Maria Sharapova didn't last.

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

HAiDER comments: Way to deflate a man's ego. All that moaning and screaming on the court doesn't translate into the bedroom huh? Maybe she should pretend to be playing a match when she's getting down and dirty.

Sunday, August 19, 2007


Has Vince Young Sealed His Fate?

Chalk it up to rookie mistake? I don't think so. It's called showing Vince Young the money. Vince Young coming out of his rookie season in the NFL made the dumbest move he could make. He agreed to be on the cover of the most cursed video game cover known to man, Madden.

Known as "The Madden Curse," the cover is known to give the owner of that years cover lingering bad luck throughout the rest of his NFL career. Most prime example, Michael Vick. The year that Vick graced the cover of Madden, just few weeks after it's release Michael Vick breaks his leg in the last preseason game, before the regular season opener. He was out for most of the season. And now, his career looks to be over once he get found guilty for his Dog Fighting empire. Another example, Marshall Faulk. One of the greatest running backs of all time graced the cover one year. Before he was on the cover he never hurt or had gotten seriously hurt. But after he's been fighting nagging injuries, and now he's retired. It's become a scary issue for NFL players. Most will not dare take the payday that comes with being on the cover. Like Ladanian Tomlinson, he has said that he will never be on the Madden cover. Opting instead to sign with anothing gaming studio. Good for him, that curse is something that you don't take your chances with.

Let us now take a moment of silence for Vince Young and his now cursed NFL career.

Saturday, August 18, 2007


Miss Sober Is Not So Sober
Out of control doesn't seem to describe the antics of today's young celebrity crowd. More so with the female celebrities. Lohan, Paris, Nicole, Britney to name a few. It's a wonder why one hasn't ended up in the morgue instead of rehab. If I were to put the house on it, I would put it on Britney as the one to exit this life. She's far worse than our little harlot here, misses "Ho"han. She takes her celebrity status to a whole new level.
She's so full of herself that she thinks she's God's gift to Hollywood. It's rumored that she's blurted out that she's the best actress in Hollywood right now. And that all these other actresses are crap. If those rumors are true, than we've got ourselves our first Celebrity HAiDER girl. Go on with your bitch a$$ ways Lindsey. It gives us more fuel for the fire...