CELEBRITY HAiDER BASH vol.1

OWEN WILSON OD’s on drugs because they say he’s depressed over KATE HUDSON. I guess I would get depressed too if I saw my ex in the tabloids smooching and groping with DAX SHEPARD, I mean come on, he's “ugly!” – LL COOL J’s new album has plenty of songs still dissin on Def Jam’s golden boy JAY-Z. Seems LL still feels strongly about not being named the new CEO to Def Jam, considering he was the first artist they signed and his loyalty to the record label. Apparently none of that meant anything to Def Jams who gave the job to JAY-Z. Give it up LL, just stick to licking your lips and acting. What's done is done. – SPENCER PRATT is the most hated villain on the show "The Hills." He embodies the stereotypical rich privileged white kid; with a wannabe attitude; he’s an a-hole. You know what I say; if he looks like an a$$, walks , like an a$$, and talks like an a$$, than you kick his a$$. – JENNA JAMESON got her boobs reduced, her lips done, lost a lot of weight, had her vagina retightened, and other cosmetic adjustments to her body. And now she looks like a coked out whore with a lot of money. – BRITNEY SPEARS is being probed for child abuse. What’s there to probe? She almost dropped her baby on the sidewalk, she drove with the baby on her lap, and she reportedly feeds the kids soda and junk all day. Shall I continue? She’s the worst mom in history; all she does is party all night. What kind of parent is that? She’s a crazy-a$$ hoe. – LINDSEY LOHAN sentenced to 1 day in jail. What the F-cup is that? If that were you or I, we’d get at least 30 days, released in 15 days with good behavior. Celebrities get away with murder, literally! – SCOTT BAIO has got to be one of the weirdest celebs. I don't understand why girls think he's so hot. I’ve watched his show "Scott Baio is 45 and Single" and he’s just an odd guy, who seems to care about no one but himself. He really doesn’t seem to know how to relax and interact with people; he always looks uncomfortable. And then there’s his cheesy friend JOHNNY V. You know that guy couldn’t get a blind chick to talk to him unless he drops SCOTT BAIO’s name. SCOTT's his meal ticket to a good life and he knows it. – And that’s that for the first HAiDER Celebrity Bash.