Jen, Jen, Jen...lets face it. You're just not girlfriend or wife material, you're to self absorbed. Plain and simply put...you're a bitch and a half.
So it comes as no surprise that psycho killer looking shit face John Meyer left your crusted old ass.
I really do get why you and Brad lasted so long. Brad was just to nice of a guy. He just couldn't find it in him to throw your ass to the curb. So when he met Angelina, she helped a brother out.
Don't ask why I put this pic up. I just thought she could use the help attracting men.