2008 VMA AWARDS A SHOW FILLED WITH LIES

Well not that much, but it did lead people into thinking that the Jabbawockeez and Super Cr3w where going to appear on the VMA Awards. I mean why not, they are part of MTV. But they were nowhere to be found.

Last week MTV threw a special ABDC show called battle for the VMA's. Where 5 former groups came back and battled for a chance to win [what we were told] was a spot for the winning group to present an award. Instead two celebrities came out and announced that "Fanny Pack" won the chance to present an award. The two celebrities called them down and while Fanny Pack just stood there the two celebrities announced the award and when the recipient came up to accept the award Fanny Pack was nowhere to be found. That was really lame.

And no word throughout the show about the Jabbawockeez. Lame

NICOLAS CAGE: TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY & BAD HAIR

Have you noticed how odd Nick Cage has been looking? In National Treasure 2 he face looked so stiff [only tons of plastic surgery would do that to you]. And then his HAIR...can someone say bad hair transplant or wig. That' hairline that looked penciled in...it was hideous. Just terrible and now he's in this lame movie Bangkok Dangerous and it looks bad if not worse than NT2.

Wow he's really let himself go...under the knife too much. Kinda like how when Al Pacino started getting into plastic surgery. At least now he's tuned down a bit. But Nick Cage...terrible.

HERE'S ONE 4 THE FACEBOOK PEEPS: JBWKZ SCOOP

For all you peeps on Facebook that have been chatting up the new Jabbawockeez site that's coming soon. JBWKZ.com and have wet your panties hearing that Macy's will carry JBWKZ merchandise. And most of you don't really know what the deal is or what JBWKZ really is.

Yes of course we all know that "JBWKZ" is an abbreviation for Jabbawockeez. And most of you by know [thanks to in some part my doing] that the Jabbawockeez cut ties with Armory and Cros1. Well news is that they cut the ties so that they could hook up with former Vice President of Branding of Ecko. Whom the masked men licensed their name to. To create a new line of merchandise to release and distribute to the open market.

Seems to me like a good move, if your goal is to make lots of $$$. I mean you dump Cros1 who is a little name in the fashion industry but not a big player and you hook up with someone who is, who was Vice President in Branding for Ecko, who no doubt is a major player and has connections to distributors like MACY's for one. That's a good business move. With Cros1 the Jabbawockeez shirts could only be bought at an Armory store. They didn't distribute them out to other distributors, he wanted to keep them exclusive to Armory. Made sense for him because it would bring attention to his stores and brand. But the Jabbawockeez don't want to share the attention, they want it all. So don't expect to see the first Jabbawockeez "stacked" design anymore. They will soon fade out and be replaced by the new stuff. Unless they pay off Cros1 and Felt for the design rights. Which is always an option.

The boys are really starting to brand their name. Which is good. They are capitalizing on every second they have until mainstream gets bored of them and pushes them away. That really won't be for a long time, but at least the boys are thinking about making the deals to set them up for life right now instead of just sitting around and riding the fame. Like I said capitalizing on the moment. That's good business sense.

VMA HOST RUSSELL BRAND RUBS CELEBS/FANS THE WRONG WAY

Fans and celebrities alike were not humored by Russell Brand's brand of humor at the 2008 VMA Awards. As for me I thought he was hilarious. Celebrities get their panties in a bunch when they are made fun of. And fans get mad when you make fun of celebrities, epecially ones that are really poppin'. Like lets say Brand making fun of the Jonas Brothers purity ring. Fans did not like that, and neither did the Jonas Brothers.

In fact a lot of celebs didn't like his off humor jokes about virginity. "It's not bad to wear a promise ring because not everybody, guy or girl, wants to be a slut," blurted out Jordan Sparks.

So Sparks has just justified that anyone who has sex before marriage is a slut? No one wants to sleep with Jordan Sparks anyways. She'll crush you. This whole purity thing these young celebs are "promising" is all a bunch of BS. To try to keep their image clean. But you anything you'll find Miley getting drunk at some party making out with dudes. And these promise kids are probably giving each other blow jobs and saying it's not an really sex, since there was no intercourse. Dumb ass kids.

Lighten up people Brand told jokes that everyone is afraid to tell themselves because they don't their image to be tarnished. A joke is a joke, laugh at it...why so serious?

DANCING WITH STARS' RATINGS ASSET: K-DASH

I predict that this 8th season of DWS will be the most viewed season. I think it will gather more ratings than ever. Why? Look at the picture to the left and ask yourself that question again. If it still isn't clear...go away!

Cause there's no reason why you shouldn't get it. Okay here's why, two words, Kim Kardashian. And of course she'll have the help of Brooke Burke, whom will also help boost the ratings.

MARIA MENOUNOS HAS SOME NICE ASSETS

I never really thought much of Maria Menounos, never thought she looked that great on Access Hollywood, but after just finally watching the movie Kickin It Old School, I just realized that she's pretty and has nice ASSets.

That movie was just terrible. It got old real quick and it was just as retarded as Malibu's Most Wanted. But it did have it's laughs in it. Menounos definitely made the movie, with out her it probably would have failed badly.

5 PRIVILEGED KIDS GET SLAP ON THE WRIST FOR PRO SURFERS MURDER

5 members of the tough community of Bird Rock, La Jolla, California were [lightly at best] sentenced to jail time and probation for the beating death of San Diego pro surfer Emery Kauanui, Jr. in May 2007.

Ah yes it's the privileged mostly white boys that have nothing better to do than get wasted and pick fights around an upper class community, because they want to be tough like Brad Pitt and Ed Norton in Fight Club or want to have some gangsta street cred like the rappers they see on TV.

Only difference is that they are trying to terrorize an upper class community. They wouldn't dare go down to Logan Heights or Skyline and pull the stunts they've been pulling around their community. I bet they wouldn't even get out of their car.

Clearly a privileged case...they got what their parents paid for. A slap on the wrist. They send people with lesser crimes to do hard times in prison. These 5 get a few months in JAIL and some probation. Just goes to show, class and social status gets you a long way in life.

Let's all just pray for Emery that the Civil Lawsuit that follows taps the families dry and tarnishes and crumbles all they've built. Revenge is sweet when you do not kill someone but destroy their life slowly.

DIDDY BRINGS OUT THE OBAMA OR DIE PHRASE AT THE BET AWARDS

Before Miss Black Queen Alicia Keys accepted her award and did her little black power rant, Diddy was the one to present the award and he came out swinging with the "Obama or Die" slogan.

Last time it was the "Vote or Die" campaign...I didn't vote and I for sure didn't die. WTF is the point of the "or Die" slogan. Diddy is one lame ass dude. The only reason why he's still around is because of his over priced clothing line. His Bad Boy records ain't producing any real hits since Biggie died.

And like I said about Diddy before, about his comment "Black is beautiful." If he feels that way, then why is he always wearing white? And throwing white parties? Hmm? Think about it...he's as sorry as Alicia Keys.

They need to hook up, they're both lame people.

ALICIA KEYS GETS BLACK YA'LL ON THE BET AWARDS

I talked about it before but as I watched a replay of the '08 BET Awards it just pissed me off even more. People hate me and think I'm racist...well Alicia Keys should be on the same boat. Because during her acceptence speech she was all about black this black that. "Everyone wants to be like us..." She ain't even full black so I don't know WTF thunder thighs was talking about. Then she throws in the "Obama ya'll!"

Whatever cunt, you need to check yourself. She's so fu#ken annoying. She ain't even that pretty for a half and half.

PEOPLE PROTEST MOVIE "TROPIC THUNDER?"

I didn't know this but the group The Guild for Exceptional Children [GEC] was protesting the movie Tropic Thunder because of the use of the word "retard" which supposedly use the word 17 times.

Come on people it's a freakin comedy! Lighten up. As the Joker says, "Why so serious?" Need to cut a grin up on these protesters.

And I thought Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would be all over the whole Robert Downey Jr. playing a blackman thing. But no the NAACP had no problem with it, they viewed it and nothing. They know there was a black actor in it who's character gave Downey's character a hard time for the phrases he uses.

The whole issue is just "RETARDED!"