JABBAWOCKEEZ @ MMVA AFTER PARTY

And here they are at the after party of MMVA '08. I don't get it. I really don't get why they were excluded from the VMA's. That's whack.

JABBAWOCKEEZ @ MUCH MUSIC AWARDS 2008

Okay how come they Jabbawockeez are performing at these music awards and not at the MTV music awards and the Jabbawockeez are part of MTV? That's retarded! How come they perform at the BET Awards and not MTV? There's something wrong with this pattern.

VANESSA HUDGENS SNEAKER VIDEO

She just seems like the typical Pinay that's all stuck up and thinks she's God's gift to guys. She comes off that way big time. It's pretty annoying. That's what makes her seem so slutty. It's the looks she gives to the camera all the time. On interviews, shows, movies...etc. Kinda like how Zach has that look, the look that you just want to punch him in the face look. Cause his look looks like he thinks he's a bad ass, you know. That certain look people have the just sets you off. They both have that look...any ways I don't know why I'm picking on her right now, but enjoy the vid, she's hot in it...

KABBA MODERN VS FANNY PACK VMA PRE-SHOW

I love both crews. They are both amazing performers. But honestly Kabba Modern killed Fanny Pack. This wasn't one of Fanny Packs best performances. For Kabba it's the type of performance that is standard to them. It was tight. The girls looked hot [way hotter than the SoReal girls] and their overall routine was amazing. They should have won. Judge for yourself...

VANESSA HUDGENS: 2008 MTV VMA AWARDS

I don't know what it is about her but to me she just comes off as a slut. I mean she's been with the same guy for awhile now, but something about tells me she's sex fiend. I dunno.

She just reminds me of a Baguio Betty [the Philippine equivilent of a Bangkok Betty] or something.

I dunno for all I know she could be as homely and normal as can be, but after seeing those pictures of her nude and posing for the camera like a slut...I get that vibe about her now. She's hot don't get me wrong. She just seems like she's into a dirty sanchez, creampie, or a tea bag.

Heck her boyfriend looks like he wants a tea bag or creampie.

People hate me for baggin celebrities like her. I'm sure to catch a lot of slack for this rant.

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HEIDI & SPENCER: STILL DESPERATE TO BE CELEBRITIES

These two are one of the sorriest couples in Hollywood. They are wannabes to the fullest. They want to be real celebrities. But they can't seem to understand that real celebrities have talent. These two don't have anything going for them. Without the show The Hills these two would be nothing.

And their dumbasses support John McCain! How retarded are they? They want to be like celebrities, but yet they aren't on the Obama wagon. That proves how stupid the two really are.

So how's the Iraq tour plans panning out? It's not is it, because they don't know who the f#%k you two are, why would they want to see you?

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T-PAIN: WHO GIVES A SH#%!

This guy goes around acting like he's the best artist on the planet. He isn't that good. He's only good because the artists he works with make him sound good. Yes even Lil' Wayne makes him sound good.

But seriously this guy comes in with a big entrance. Lame, really lame.

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McCAIN A BIG DOUCHE BAG

For awhile I thought that McCain might be the answer to the American people. I thought [still think] Obama was too much of a celebrity. McCain had the war record and was prisoner of war.

But then a story from his former wife came to my attention and that quickly my opinion of McCain changed. Now in light of the new info, McCain is nothing more than a liar and very selfish person. I came to conclusion that he pokes at Obama's celebrity status because it's something he wishes he had.

He's an opportunist who will drop those who are suppose to be important to him on a dime. He's very shallow and only cares for himself. He left his first wife because she was badly injured in a car accident that left her with a disfigured face and a life long of pain. A month after divorcing her he goes around and Marys Cindy, who's father has high connections. It was his ticket to get into office.

MICHAEL JACKSON AND PAM ANDERSON

Okay I didn't have time last week to comment on the rumors of Jacko and Pam hooking up and possibly dating....WTF! Dude can you say "publicity stunt" for my new album that's in the works. There is no way a chick that dates guys with big things is dating a dude that probably an ackward thingy and perfers little boys [like Catholic priests] than hot chics. I dunno smells fishy to me. Maybe he's using her to get to her two boys. I think he likes that...wants to get with that.

Need to keep a close eye on Michael Jackson.

ASHLEE SIMPSON AS BIG AS A BUS

I can't seem to find a picture of Ashlee Simpson from last nights VMA awards. Hmm wonder why. She probably is having a field day trying to get people not to publish her pics from last night's show. She literally looked like a big hippo. Huge, I mean huge. Looks like she's having more than one kid in that stomach. It was crazy how big she became. If I where her I would just stayed home.

Don't get me wrong it's a good thing to be big while pregnant. It means that your baby is growing up healthy, I think. But still she looks like a house.