No talent Britney Spears made her come back debut last night as the opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA). Singing...I mean lip syncing her song Gimme More, left me begging for NO MORE!
First off she obviously wanted to misdirect peoples attention away from her lack of performance skills by coming out wearing only her underwear. That shouldn't be a bad thing right? Girl coming out in her panties and bra. Yea NO! Not when you look like a cheap $2 trailer trash whore. No one wants to see your flabby belly Missy. She could have at least picked a sexier pair of panties and bra. Her outfit was a mess, she was/still is a mess. I can only image how the whole thing would of looked if she had come out without the hair extensions.
Besides that she was of course lip syncing to her song, but that's normal for her so enough said.
She also definitely looked rusty, she didn't know were she should be on the stage half the time and her choreography was so boring and simple that a wild monkey would be able to learn the moves in 2 hours. She was trying so hard to exude sexiness that instead she exuded skankiness. But I'm pretty sure perverted fat white guys on the internet loved every second of it.
Her performance by far was the worst out all the other performances that night. My prediction is that her come back is going to be as short as her hair. I think she's done, her music sucks and her personal problems will break her. Can you say "I'm a train wreak and my name is Britney Spears."
View her opening act on MTV.com
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