KRISTEN KREUK WILL BE CHUN LI!

Looks like there will be a new Street Fighter movie...sorta. In production is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li and Kristen Kreuk will play the sexy exotic Asian heroin.

I don't know what to say. I don't think it's going to work. But hey let them prove me wrong.

I just don't think she has what it takes to be a leading role. Especially for a specific character such as Chun Li. I don't think she's exotic enough. And she doesn't know martial arts so getting her to look like she knows what she's doing is going to be the most challenging aspect of the movie. Her bouts on Smallville don't really look that great. She needs to look like martial arts is second nature to her. If she doesn't make it look natural, the movie will be as ackward as Uma Thurman's character in the Kill Bill series. Or Keanu Reeves in the Matrix sagas. Just straight out unatural.

You want exotic you get Kelly Hu to do it. I know she's getting older but she still looks great. And she knows martial arts. That's really what these producers of this movie have to make a top priority, will she look natural performing martial arts?

The other thing I have a gripe with is Kreuk's height. She's barely 5'2" and doesn't have the nice long legs that Chun-Li has. Chun-Li isn't that tall either, but her long legs made her seem taller. And not to mention sexier.

But we will see. If they take their time and really prepare and plan, they can make a very awesome street fighter movie. I think people have been waiting for a remake since the Jean-Claude Van Dame Street Fighter Movie. Boy was that movie as cheesey as his dancing.

MALCOLM X AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON OBAMA

Malcolm X (right) doesn't have anything on Barack Obama (left). While X had the power to command the whole black community. Obama might soon have the power to command the whole United States.

Obama is the front runner for becoming the first Black President. The question is wether white America will allow it to happen? And if it does, will his life be treatened daily? A risk no reasonable man would want to take. But Obama isn't the ordinary man. He's much like Malcolm X; a natural born leader.

He's become so popular that women actually cry in his presence. His following grows bigger with each and every campaign stop. Recently Oprah Winfrey jumped in and publicly supports Obama. And everyone knows that when the you have Oprah's approval, you're set. Her show reaches so many viewers and her follow is so huge that they would do anything she says. Her influence is much much greater than a Jedi Master.

Or he could very well be the anti-christ. Everyone falls in love with him and gains every one's trust and then he turns into the devil. Who knows, but if there was a black male that could win the Presidency at this day in age, he would be the one. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson are both wannabes of their predecessor Martin Luthor King and Malcolm X. If those two were still alive today, there would be no Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

We'll know by years end if 2009 will be the beginning of change as the first minority (black) man becomes a president or if the first female will become president. Or not the people can vote Ron Paul! I don't know who the F-cup he is but I see those "Google Ron Paul" shirts everywhere. I kinda want one now.

G-MEN'S GUEST OF HONOR

The New York Gaints would be honored if Jessica Simpson would grace them with her presence in Dallas for their game against her boyfriend, Dallas QB Tony "Homo" Romo.

The first time Jessica watched her new boyfriends game live, he performed the worst he's ever performed. Netting a QB rating of 22.2. Went 13 of 39 for 214 yards and 3 interceptions. She wasn't even close to being a lucky charm for Romo.

So coming into this Sunday in Dallas the G-Men are welcoming her to be in attendance for the game. In fact they insist she be there, to support Romo of course.

But don't expect Romo to get lucky with her; from her past MTV show with ex-husband Nick Lachey getting lucky with her was an uphill battle.

To her sex is a chore she'd rather not do.

OPRAH'S LIL BITCH DR. PHIL

This sorry a$$ excuse for a psychiatrist is nothing more than a media whore. Everyone knows he's not really a psychiatrist, he failed at that. He only became famous because he got on Oprah's good side. Ever since than he's been hungry for attention, passing himself off as the psychiatrist to the stars.

For once I'm proud of what Britney did. She completely ignored him when he showed up unannounced at the hospital Britney was staying in. He then immediately had a press conference (what real psychiatrist would talk about a potential patient to the public? what happened to doctor/client confidentiality?) after his 15 minute visit with the pop mess. He states to the media that his visit was for 60 minutes and that he has come up with a diagnosis for her condition. He claims she has serious mental issues...you think?!

This guy is a f#$king retard. How can anyone take this guy seriously? Just cause Oprah said he was cool, not everyone has to jump on the Dr. Phil band wagon. He's a little Oprah bitch and people will soon realize how dumb this guy really is.

2008 NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

Don't ask why I put this image up for this article. The image just came up when I was searching for new year's images.


Anyhow yes the new year is here and it's time for most of us to start writing down our goals and resolutions for this year.


Most will write down that they will loose some weight this year and get in the gym more often. Crap if you ask me.

As for myself my only resolution is to be meaner and more aggressive. To not let people step on me. Take advantage of my kindness. In fact the goal is for me to bully people around, instead of the other way around. Which may lead to physical fights and confrontations...which is something I'd look forward to. So I guess I should get in the gym more than huh? Yea bitches don't f*ck with this Glock (well technically I'm still saving up to purchase it) wielding Asian. Remember VT bitches! What have you learned from that event? Don't piss off an Asian that's what! Anyways, yep thas about it...happy new year to you all! I know, it's a bit late...Asian time!

SAD SAD TIME IN CHARGER TOWN

A day after the Chargers make it to the next round of the playoffs I find the city, my city not reveling in the Chargers post season success. In fact going around town I found more people passing by commenting on how they still couldn't believe that the Chargers won a playoff game. Others make claims that the Chargers are not a good team. This is the city that the Chargers are fighting so hard to stay in?

I'm right out disgusted with people in this city. Seems like lots of people in this city have no pride in it's hometown team. Who knows maybe we can put the blame on the city attorney Mike Aguirre, who clearly HATES the Chargers and is putting up titanic efforts to smear the Chargers organization and force the team out of San Diego. He's trying to convince a lot of people (mostly the older conservative communities) that the city doesn't need (specifically) a professional football team; that it's not a profitable investment.

A majority of the people I've passed by just have no hopes for success for the Chargers. It's like they want them to fail. With that attitude and negative vibe no wonder San Diego sports teams see disappointment time and time again. There's no belief or support, especially for the Chargers. Before last season, every home game would be filled with the opposing teams fans. It was like the Chargers were playing away when in fact they were playing at home. It's sad.

And people are still saying that the Chargers aren't any good. One person said to me that the Chargers aren't a good team. That our QB isn't good at all, that our running game sucks, our receivers aren't good enough, our secondary still sucks, our defense overall isn't good. I was so taken off guard by his comments that I just didn't bother responding at that moment. Because someone like that has his mind set already and nothing you say can change it, it would have been futile to respond.

But it's like first off our team is in the AFC, the best conference in the NFL period and were in the playoffs. And for a fact the Chargers are no doubt a top 10 team. I'd personally put them at the NO.5 or 6 team in the NFL right now. So how does that make us a sucky team? Our defense has the most turnovers this season I believe. We have the league high ball hawk DB in Antonio Cromartie. The two best pass rusher duos in the league in Shawne Merriman and Shaun Phlips. The leagues rushing title winner and record breaker LaDanian Tomlinson. Our QB is 26 and 7 as a full time starter in two seasons. And has lead the team in more comebacks (4 or 5 I believe) in his first two seasons as a starter than any previous Chargers QB. The addition of Chris Chambers has elevated the play of Vincent Jackson and rookie Buster Davis. And has taken a lot pressure off of Chargers receiving leader Antonio Gates to make all the big receiving plays all the time. So tell me why the Chargers suck? When for a fact they are better than most of the other 32 teams in the league?

People love to hate on the Chargers and wish them failure. The sad thing is that most is from their own home town. I think we need to flush out all the Charger haters that live in San Diego. Because you know if we don't and get to the Superbowl and win, they'll all be jumping on that Chargers band wagon. True fans get upset when our team isn't playing well because we know they're capable of playing better, but we never right them off. These haters are on their side the team wins a big game and then quickly turn their backs when they see that they're going up against the defending champions next week. You know who you are...look at me hating on haters. That's what haters do I guess.

If you're a fellow San Dieagan and don't support the Chargers, than you are a terrorist!

CHARGERS STILL GET NO RESPECT

This is a rare topic on celebrityhaider.com, but hey my Chargers are in the playoffs and playing well.

The San Diego Chargers finally proved that they belong in the playoffs this past Sunday at home and yet NFL.com analyst Deon Sanders and SDSU Alumni Marshall Faulk give them no respect.

Next week the Chargers will have a tough road to travel in Indianapolis, facing the defending Super Bowl Champion Colts. Sanders and Faulk don't even utter a word about the Chargers chances against the Colts next week. Instead they spend 10 minutes talking about how great Manning is and how he makes everyone better and how Harrison might be back next week.

They don't talk about how the Chargers have beat them the last two meetings. And how the Colts are going to play LT; the best back in the league since Walter Payton (surprising since Faulk is a good friend of LT's).

This is the same kind of BS I've seen the Chargers faced with the last 5 seasons from these analysts. LT's done all these great things, broken records left and right, but has only gotten recognition last season when he broke the league's most rushing TD's in a single season record.

All these analyst love to do is kiss the asses of Peyton Manning's, Tony Romo, Brett Favre, or Tom Brady's. Especially Tom Brady's this season. They love him so much that they would drop to their knees in a second if Brady told them to drop and blow'em.

In fact the talks been about the Patriots how they been through so much and this and that. F*#k that. To tell you the truth their games with an exception of a couple (against Baltimore and the Giants) have been really boring games. Blowing out opponents week in and week out is a great sight, for a couple of games but for most of the season? Zzz. There's no excitement in watching their games. It gets so old so fast. And the whole "they've had to fight adversity". WHAT ADVERSITY? oh when they got caught for cheating? That's adversity? You got caught pay the fine and deal with it.

You want to talk about adversity? You talk about the Chargers. Who had to start the season with new coaches. The players and the fans had to learn that there going to be set backs with new coaches. But eventually they'll find a rhythm, which they have. Their season was unsure, but they managed to all get on the same page. With that here's why it's more exciting watching a Charger game than a Patriot game. Because with the Chargers it's either going to be a close game and a battle to the end or a come back from a 14 or 21 point deficit to win the game or a terrible performance. You never know, you're biting your nails the whole time. That's far more exciting than "oh, yea NE has the ball...let me guess the play, deep pass to Moss for TD." Predictable. Boring. The Colts last season were just as exciting as the Chargers are. You never new what you were going to get with the Colts, especially their defense. That's exciting football. In my opinion NE's season last season was more exciting than this season.

With that said you can't take away the fact that the Patriots are undefeated, but all that won't matter if they don't back it up with another ring. They have a tough week next week against a HOT Jacksonville Jaguars team that they haven't played during the regular season. And then if they get passed the Jags they have either the defending champs or the HOT relentless Chargers to deal with. Either way their road to the Superbowl won't be easy.

Let's just hope the AFC championship game will be a rematch with the Patriots vs the Chargers last season playoff upset. And this time the Chargers will be more ruthless in their path to the ultimate prize.

And I bet if the Chargers get passed the Colts and the Patriots the analysts will still be talking about the other team more. No respect for the league most talented roster/depth chart. But that's okay they'll let their game speak for itself. Hate them all you want, but they're destined for greatness and have dynasty potential. Just watch and see. I know, I've been a Chargers fan for over 17 years. I've stuck by my hometown team through really terrible and ugly times (the Ryan Leaf era, the Coach Riley era, and the Drew Brees's benching). This team assembled now, lead by a vocal QB (so much better than the quiet Drew Brees non leader) is by far the best assembled Chargers team I've ever seen. Five years ago you might have known one or two names of a Charger player. But this team, almost every position has one or two superstar potential names that people know. It's amazing.

And on a final note. Even though I've been on his case all season, that's cause I'm a big supporter of his and this year just wasn't his best. I'm talking about Philip Rivers of course and for all of you who keep asking for Bree's back, you are all band wagoners, because you really don't know the history of this team and it's QB's. Philip Rivers (even though his arm strength isn't the best) has by far been the best QB this franchise has ever seen. The way he commands and shows leadership in the huddle. The way he fights to the end because he never ever likes to lose. Shows that he's QB of this team for a very long time. No other QB in Charger history ever had a winning mentality that Rivers has, not even Fouts. Most of the QB's of the past once down by 10 and with nothing going their way would give up. He never does. As you saw in the Titan's game once he's given time in the pocket, he's as dangerous as a Peyton Manning or Tom Brady. Can't throw as deep but as efficient and accurate. His W/L ratio says it all, he's 26 and 7 as a starter in two seasons. He's the man for the job...trust me. Drew Brees wasn't and still isn't. Look at him now he's back to the old Brees, continuing to make the same mental mistakes every game. Granted he gets to throw more in New Orleans, but he doesn't have that winners mentality or the leadership qualities. To him second place would be an accomplishment. Not to a real winner; there's no other place but first.

So get off that patch face's jock and back your hometown's QB. Cause if you're from SD than you should back your hometown teams (Chargers, Padres, Gulls, etc), if not than YOU have no PRIDE or RESPECT for this city, so get the FUCK out of my beautiful city! Go live in New England and have some of their famous clam chowder or Dallas and go be a "Homo" with Tony Romo...I really don't have anything against gay people, I just like calling Tony Romo, Tony "Homo".

With that I'll end with this...San Diego Pride baby! Go Chargers!

PSYCHO B*TCH BRITNEY UPDATE

This just in from TMZ.com. Britney's youngest Jayden also taken to the hospital, in a seperate ambulance.

Who knows what happened in that crazy chicks house. Who knows what she does with her kids when she has them. They probably get hurt all the time, because she probably lets them do whatever.

God this chick is far beyond help...

I hope now the judges realizes the seriousness of this divorce case and finds that the kids are better off with their dad rather than their crazy whacked out mom.

MORE BRITNEY DRAMA & ITS ONLY THE 1st WEEK OF THE NEW YEAR

This just in, Britney Spears hospitalized for being under the influence of an unknown substance. Will be held for 72 hour psych evaluation.


Dam this b*tch is crazy. It ain't even full week into the new year and this psycho already is in the hospital.

B*tch is out of freakin control man. When will these judges realize that she's a treat to her children? If no one takes those kids away from her for good, she WILL hurt them. She'll take all the frustrations she has with K-Fed out on them. Being a parent, I am only concerned for her two kids. I could give a rats a$$ what she does with herself. Kill yourself for all I care, but leave those kids alone.

She has all the money in the world and she can't chill out and live a descent life? No she has to abuse drugs and alcohol. I'm tired of ungrateful piece of sh#t celebrities like Britney, who constantly throw away the good life that GOD gave them.


I'm going to start taking bets on what month she's going to die, because I honestly think by the way she's been spiralling down the past year, she's going to commit suicide or overdose sometime this year. Wouldn't be surprised if happened.


She's by far the worst mother to kids, the worst role model to kids, and the worst pop singer to inspire kids. She's literally the worst human being. She deserves all the that's happening to her now, she's put herself in these situations, she's the only one responsible for her hell.

She needs to end her life already cause I'm tired of hearing about her...

Happy Holiday Bitches!

HAiDER would like to take this time to wish everyone a Happy Holidays! With the Holiday season things have been very busy. Causing me to not have time to update the site. But no worries after the holiday season ends, and the new year begins, I will be back up and continuing the bashing of celebrities...there is so much that's happened in the past few months too. See you all in 2008 and be sure to also check my other site http://kingsofsociety.blogspot.com/ this one talks about everything and anything, not restricted to celebrities...enjoy!