UGLY BETTY GOES INTERNATIONAL

Rumor has it that the Philippines will do as our entertainment industries do here copy a show. And the lucky show that's going to be copied is Ugly Betty. The big search was set to find someone to play the role of Betty. The Philippines who's becoming more and more vain than we already are, thanks to all the exposure to American programing has cast the role of Betty to a very beautiful and very popular actress. Bea Alonzo. They're going to ugly her up for the part. Isn't that nice. Take a gorgeous girl and make her ugly on purpose. If that ain't a slap to us ugly people, than I don't know what is.

So basically us ugly people have no chance in Hollywood. We can't even roles to play ugly people. They've got beautiful people for that.

WTF is this world coming to?

STILL JUST A BLACK & WHITE HOLLYWOOD

So the question comes to the surface from the last post. Will there ever be a successful pure bread Filipino entertainer in the US market? And I mean A-List status. I highly doubt it. Hollywood is still black and white. There ain't no brown, yellow and tan up in the mix. Specially in leading roles. We're reserved for the comedic sidekick role.

Hahaha look at that short funny looking asian person doing those crazy stunts!

What am I talking about you ask? Give us an example you ask? One name...Jackie Chan. In his Chinese movies he's the leading man, in American movies they place him in the role of the comedic sidekick. They don't take Asian actors seriously in Hollywood.

They place martial arts roles to white actors and actresses. Matrix was a terrible display of a white guy with supposed martial arts skills. The same goes with Kill Bill, Uma Therman knows martial arts better than her co-star Lucy Liu's character? Yea that's believable, no. Both Keanu and Uma butchered the art of Martial Arts. It looked like what it was two people that didn't know a single thing about martial arts but were trained for a few months to make it look like they've been doing it for years. Unfortunately it didn't work. They looked awkward and terrible.

So again with that, will a pure Filipino actor or actress ever be able to be an A-List celebrity in Hollywood? No. And that's the truth so live with it!

IN ACTORS/ACTRESS IN THE PHILIPPINES NOT TRUE FILIPINOS

Everyone in the Philippines go crazy over the young hot actors and actresses taking over the entertainment market. Their faces are everywhere. They are the Brad Pitts, Angelina Jolies, Johnny Depp of the Philippines. Sad truth is that they aren't even real Filipinos. To me being half Filipino and half white or black means you're not true Pinoy. Sorry but that's the truth.

The Philippines have these super popular actors such as Sam Milby (half white) and Piolo Pascual (Eurasian) have white ancestry. Beautiful actresses such as Bea Alonzo (half Brit) and Anne Curtis (half Austrialian) also have white ancestry. Thus giving them all nice white features.

You have half Pinoys such as actor Rob Schnieder, singer Apl from the Blackeyed Peas, pro wrestler Bautista, singer Enrique Inglesias, singer Cassie, and singer Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls are rep the Flip side of their heritage, but they just aren't pure Filipinos.

TOP CHEF SEASON 4: WTF IS LISA ONE OF THE FINAL 3

If you enjoy cooking like I do than you watch Top Chef. If you've been watching Top Chef (in it's 4th season) than you're wondering WTF! that dike Lisa is one of the final 3. When she clearly should have been eliminated a month ago. She literally messes up every single dish she touches, but yet the judges choose to keep her instead of the better chef who made one simple mistake that landed them on the chopping block in the first place. For the last month or so Lisa has been on the chopping block every week but yet she miraculously survives, and the better chefs go home. Go figure. And every time she's spared she makes promises that she's going to step up her game. But you know what? She never does. She clearly has some pull with the judges, that's the only logical reason that she's still there in the final 3.

It's pathetic. Two of the final three deserve to be there. Richard and Stephanie. In my opinion the third person should be Dale. Or Andrew or Antonio, anyone but Lisa! Seriously WTF!

I compare this to Status Quo beating out Kabba Modern to be in the finals, on America's Best Dance Crew...WTF.

CELEBRITY HAiDER BLAST vol. 2

THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 3, seriously come on give it up. No one in their right mind would want to date FLAVOR FLAY'S ugly mug. Seriously, come on. No, seriously lets be real here. LINDSEY LOHAN goes around telling all her friends that she's the best actress in Hollywood. I mean look she's got some performances in such movies as Herbie Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday, I Know Who Killed Me (she played two parts in that movie), Mean Girls, and Parent Trap (also played two parts, one with an English accent). Those movies just showed all her range...which isn't much. Bottom line? She's not good at all, not even for Disney kiddie movies, she's as bad as Paris. And dude for a young chic she's got mad saggy boobs, yuck! CLAY "STILL GAY" AIKEN is having a baby with a 50 year old lady that looks like a man. They didn't do the deed to conceive the baby, which is not a big surprise considering he's as gay as Perez. Just come out already, you're a disgrace to the gay community! Ah, GEORGE CLOONEY, you just dumped your girl of more than a year onto the curb because she wants to get married. Aren't you just the mans man. Bachelor for life. Alone for life is more like it. You've had so many women that would have been great wives, but your just to selfish to see that. Your so called legacy will end with you. For that we thank you. NICOLE "NICK" HOGAN, "Boo hoo, I put my friend in a vegetative state and now I have to go to jail for 8 months (3 on good behavior). My life is over! I blame everyone except myself for the situation I'm in." Nicole, you're a little bitch. Man up you spoiled brat, take responsibility for your actions. No one forced you to race. Your bitch ass is lucky you only got 8 months. You should have been sent away for life. You took away one mans whole life, it's only fitting that you loose at least your freedom in return. Your a bitch Nicole and your parents are partly to blame. LINDA HOGAN, on the tapes you say your suffering. Sure didn't look like it when you were taped on camera by TMZ in Las Vegas with your 19 year old boy toy companion. I guess that's how suffering moms deal with their suffering right? Go out an party. You're a lame ass tore up hag that needs to go away for good. HULK HOGAN, you were one of the biggest icons in American history, but now with the recent issues with your family and those audio tapped conversations with your son, you're just a sorry ass dude. You're a terrible father and an even worse husband. Dude I'm rippin up my Hulkamania t-shirts and memorabilia. Trying to capitalize on a brain dead Iraq war veteran? You ain't an ounce of the American man that you portrayed throughout your whole wrestling career. HEIDI MONTAG on a recent interview with In Touch Weekly Heidi says quote "I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious." Excuse me as I laugh hysterically for the next hour. LAUREN HUTTON, washed up old and the next dumb ass celebrity with a stupid remark. Hutton hates Sex and the City because she feels it portrays women as lose sluts. She blames the writters of the show as being slutty gay guys. The funny thing about that is that most of the episodes were written by Candace Bushnell. So I guess she means a lesbian whore portrayed women that way. The dumbass award goes to Lauren Hutton!

50 CENT: THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!

50 Cent is being accused by his ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins of burning down the house with her and their 10 year old son inside the home, owned by 50 Cent.

This just days after 50 Cent tried to get Tompkins evicted from the home he put her up in.

Tompkins, who is no looker at all (what was 50 thinking get with her anyways) definite that it was a molotov cocktail that started the blaze.

Now there are a few things that just doesn't add up. 1. Isn't it a bit suspicious that she knows exactly what started the blaze. Now she wouldn't know that unless she saw 50 holding it. 2, it would be hard for 50 cent to start a fire if he was off in Louisiana shooting a movie when the blaze broke out. 3. Tompkins has been arguing with 50. publicly in order to attract attention? Yep.

HAiDERS final opinion? She's lying her pants off. She was going to get evicted anyhow from his property. She in a stupid rage burned the house down possibly considering killing herself and her son. She's the one contacting all the news agencies (any that would listen to her story) tyring to blast 50 Cent publicly thus trying to win sympathy votes. She's a skank.

BILLY RAY CYRUS: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HARD LOOKING COUNTRY BOY?

Is it just me or do Billy Ray Cyrus and Kelly Clarkson have the same hairdresser? Cause both their hairs look flat ironed to hell. And what's up with that anyways? Isn't Billy suppose to be this macho country boy? Looks like show biz got to him. I dunno does he live in L.A. now? Maybe that's why, he left his country roots behind and moved into the metro sexual Hollywood scene.

To be honest I prefer the mullet do he had back in the day. At least it made him look tougher. You know, the guy that used to break them achy breaky hearts?

This Hollywood Cyrus just isn't the same. He's lost his country edge if you ask me. I wonder who's going to be richer in a few years. Him or his daughter? God, I wonder how many split ends he has from flat ironing his hair like crazy.

KOBE BRYANT: SCORING WITH ANOTHER VANESSA

Kobe's got a lot on his mind right now. He's set to focus his attention at reclaiming another title for Los Angeles. This would signify that he doesn't need Shaq to get another championship...but aside all that there is the lingering issue in the back of Kobe's mind. The allegations first brought up by thedirty.com.

The website alleges that Kobe was having an affair with a female other than his wife who is also named Vanessa. Apparently the other girl is 18 year old Vanessa Curry. She was a Laker Girl, but resigned during the season, because she said she was pursuing another career. All her info has been taken down on the Lakers's official website.

Kobe's legal team has since tried to bully the website into taking down the allegations but the site has yet to take anything down.

Wow, didn't it make him feel any guilt calling the girl Vanessa knowing that's his wife's name also? Probably not, Kobe as great of a player as he is, is also the most selfish. He cares more about himself than anyone else. He's just a product of the lifestyle he was raised in. He's a man that has everything going for him, but is never satisfied and never realizes what he's got. And he never will until it's all gone.

His wife is still hot and what I mean by that is after two kids she still looks like the way she does, before she had kids, that's hot. For women that's a hard thing to do, especially after multiple kids. To think he's willing to throw that all away for an immature 18 year old girl that probably has yet to figure out what she wants out of life, stupid. Kobe you're one of the best players to ever play ball, but you're also one of the most selfish players to play. Be happy with what you've got and be appreciative of all that's given to you. You need to take notes from Lebron James. He's a lot younger than you in age but his maturity surpasses yours by a decade, he's got his priorities straight. Grow up Kobe and be a real family man. But first Go ahead and win another Championship for L.A. And when you do don't forget to thank Gasol.

PETE WENTZ: SUPPORTS TERROISM!

Well according to my last post (sent in by the Mexican Wrestler), America agrees. Especially with a photo of Pete Wentz wearing what looks to be a kaffiyeh. Could it be that he supports the terrorists? That he is among one of the many celebrities that have made the scarf look like a trendy item, but in actuality is a message to extremest that he's on their side? Anything is possible. We here in America are on a heighten state of paranoia.

It's our American duty to overreact to everything, especially with the current issues we are having with the Muslim world. We must point our fingers and blame without first knowing if what we are overreacting to is true/false.

Thanks be to Bush. Amen.

DUNKIN' DONUTS PULLS RACHAEL RAY AD AFTER COMPLAINTS

By Mark Jewell

(with comments by the Mexican Wrestler)

BOSTON (AP) — Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online advertisement featuring Rachael Ray after complaints that a fringed black-and-white scarf that the celebrity chef wore in the ad offers symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism.

The coffee and baked goods chain said the ad that began appearing online May 7 was pulled over the past weekend because "the possibility of misperception detracted from its original intention to promote our iced coffee."

In the spot, Ray holds an iced coffee while standing in front of trees with pink blossoms.

Critics, including conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, complained that the scarf wrapped around her looked like a kaffiyeh, the traditional Arab headdress. Critics who fueled online complaints about the ad in blogs say such scarves have come to symbolize Muslim extremism and terrorism.

The kaffiyeh, Malkin wrote in a column posted online last Friday, "has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons."

A statement issued Wednesday by Canton, Mass.-based Dunkin' Brands Inc., however, said the scarf had a paisley design, and was selected by a stylist for the advertising shoot.

"Absolutely no symbolism was intended," the company said.

Dunkin' spokeswoman Michelle King said the ad appeared on the chain's Web site, as well as other commercial sites.

Amahl Bishara, an anthropology lecturer at the University of Chicago who specializes in media matters relating to the Middle East, said complaints about the scarf's use in the ad demonstrate misunderstandings of Arab culture and the multiple meanings that symbols can take on depending on someone's perspective.

"I think that a right-wing blogger making an association between a kaffiyeh and terrorism is just an example of how so much of the complexity of Arab culture has been reduced to a very narrow vision of the Arab world on the part of some people in the U.S.," Bishara said in a phone interview. "Kaffiyehs are worn every day on the street by Palestinians and other people in the Middle East — by people going to work, going to school, taking care of their families, and just trying to keep warm."

While some extremists and terrorists may wear kaffiyehs, "To reduce their meaning to support for terrorism has a tacit racist tone to it," Bishara said.

Malkin, in a posting following up on last week's column, said of Dunkin's decision to pull the ad, "It's refreshing to see an American company show sensitivity to the concerns of Americans opposed to Islamic jihad and its apologists.

"Ray, host of the Food Network television program "30 Minute Meals" as well as a syndicated daytime talk show, began appearing in ads for Dunkin' Donuts in March 2007. When Dunkin' announced the partnership, it said Ray would be featured in TV, print, radio and online spots in a campaign running through 2010.

What have we come to, people? Who the hell are we kidding? A SCARF!!!!????What the hell is next? We (the Gov't) allow muslims to wear their headgear, but Dunkin Donuts has to pull an ad because Rachel wears a scarf and a conservative complains (with lack of intelligence)...

By goodness... GET A GRIP AMERICA!!!

-The Mexican Wrestler

HAiDER SAYS- Word! What has this country become?