CLAY AIKEN: MEMBA HIM?

Yep, that's Clay Aiken. Doesn't he look freaky? Very Liberace or Siegfried and Roy'ish. Hmm, what do Liberace, Siegfried and Roy have in common with Clay? They're all gay! The only difference is that Clay still won't come out of the closet. Rumor has it it's because of his super religious mom. He doesn't want to break her heart. Live your life man/woman, don't live a lie!

Anyhow wow what happened to him right? He used to look like a hip young gay guy, but now he looks like a Las Vegas flop.

I think he's a very evil guy, that his smiles and good nature is nothing more than a mask that hides the devils face. There's just something about him, he's got to many hidden agendas. Besides he won't come out of the closet so that says a lot about him.

TAXI TO THE DARK SIDE: WHO ARE THE TERRORISTS NOW?

Taxi to the Dark Side dives into the dark secrets of our government. While highlighting one incident out of many war crimes committed by OUR OWN government during George Bush's so called "War on Terror." Our governments eagerness to play dirty has left a bad taste in many mouths of us proud Americans.

Many of us refuse to believe that our government plays as dirty as the terrorists. When the truth is, we play dirtier. Al Queda terrorists kidnap people for ransom demands. Our government kidnaps Iraqi men on suspicion of being linked to terrorism.

Our soldiers are taught to think of Iraqi/middle eastern people as nothing but dogs. To not even consider them as human beings. The government is full of psychopathic killers in high ranking positions who value no ones lives, not even he's own people.

Now I'm a strong hater of tree hugging, peace loving hippies, but this is about the malicious treatment of fellow human beings. This is one of the reasons that our government can not be trusted. It's endless trail of lies and secrets only gains distrust for them by their own people.

Bush waged war on Al Queda terrorists for terrorizing our over rated city of NYC. Now we are terrorizing all of the middle east by kidnapping civilians, torturing them, interrogating them, and degrading them until they die. Who are the terrorists now? Wake up and see the image OUR government has burned into the minds of young middle eastern kids. We now have to teach our children to be aware of the future for those middle eastern kids will seek their revenge. And everyone will remember how George W. Bush single handily destroyed our once great nation. (much like how he ruined all his previous businesses).

Bin Laden isn't the most dangerous terrorists, it's George W. Bush. Also known as the anti-Christ by some.

I have actually yet to see the movie but will do so once it is released on DVD.

GARY COLEMAN: A SAD HOLLYWOOD STORY

Surprise, surprise, 40 year old Gary Coleman is getting divorced from his 22 year old wife Shannon Price. Who didn't see this divorce coming? I mean Gary is so weird, such an uptight person, who'd even consider dating him. He's got real issues with people in general. He's a bitter bitter little man. I think he just hates about every living thing on this earth. You know he hates God to death for making him such a special little guy. The dude has no friends. He refuses to have any friends because he trusts no one. You can blame his parents for that one. They screwed him up socially. They robbed him dry when he was growing up. They pretty were much spending all the money he was making as a kid. If you can't trust your parents who can you trust right?

The guy has had a rough childhood, he never could get himself out of that negativity that surrounded him back then. Now he can't be without the misery. The black cloud that floats above his head has become a part of him.

Shannon claims that Coleman would walkout in the middle of the night and not return til the following day without any explanation. And when he didn't get his way he would throw tantrums like a 5 year old kid. I would love to see that, he looks like a 5 year old kid. Unfortunately lil' Gary will live out the remainder of his life in misery. He's 40 years old already and he's lived this way for a very long time, the saying "you can't teach and old dog new tricks" would probably apply well here. He'll never change, he'll never trust anyone. He's too bitter, he's pretty much a lost cause. He's one of Hollywood's many sad stories. But I loved him in Diff'rent Strokes.

MIAMI INK'S BACK FOR SEASON 5

The new season of Miami Ink kicked off this week, with a whole lota change. New intro, new shop (in the works) and new members to welcome in. Last season left with a clash leaving the shop one less person. Kat Von D apparently was a thorn in Ami's side. Resulting in him yanking it off and throwing it in the trash. Luckily for Kat, she's become somewhat as famous and was offered her own show by TLC.

As the break for Miami Ink played out. Kat's show aired, called LA Ink. Which is a carbon copy of Ami's shop, but with all really annoying chicks, including Kat. Who for the glamour of the show slimmed down, using the tweaker diet no less. As great of an artist as she is, her reckless and immature lifestyle will no less bring her down fall. The bitterness between Ami and his former employee continued during the break, with a promo flier of Kat "allegedly" give to Ami shortly after her firing, with a racial message and her signature. Kat repeatedly denied doing such a controversial thing. But hey, tweakers do thing they don't remember doing when they're high. I'm more of an Ami fan so I got to get his back. Besides he's much more mature than Kat. At least he takes life seriously. She, I think takes life with a grain of salt. She takes it for granted pretty much. She just wants to live that rock star lifestyle.

But anyhow the season premiere episode Ami and Nunez don't hesitate to throw jabs at Kat. Suggesting that she was the one that brought in bad vibes to the shop, how she wasn't trust worthy she really was and referring to her as the enemy. I'm sure her legions of loyal fans have been bashing Miami Ink on Kat Von D forums. But aside from the bad taste Kat left behind, they moved on. Yoji putting up full time hours now, which leads to the hire of a long time trust worthy friend Baby Dre and the addition of black and grey tattoo master Tim Hendricks to replace Kat. Ironically Tim is the guy that taught Kat everything she knows. Kat was pretty much a creation of Tim and Garver. But don't bet on her admitting that. Her ego's to big for that now.

Other than that the show is still purely about the customers and the tattoos they get. Keeping that same formula that's kept them on the air for a few seasons now. Unlike their fake drama infested rival show Inked, which was cancelled only after two seasons due to a drop in ratings. Miami Ink will continue to draw crowds and fans, because they are straight forward with their audience. It's all about the customers and their tattoos.

The truth is that Ami, Nunez and the shop will have a long business life, while Kat's LA Ink will reflect her life style fast and hard. Meaning things good/bad will come fast but in then burnout just as fast and hard, unless she grows up and acts more mature. It's sad to say because she's such a great artist, but it's the truth.

AMY WINEHOUSE: JUST DIGUSTING TO LOOK AT

Our friendly neighborhood Mexican Wrestler emailed me his thoughts on Amy Whinehouse. I couldn't agree more. It's no wonder her husband won't lay off the drugs. He's got to look at that mess naked.





Haider:

Is Amy Winehouse the most unattractive person in the fucking world?Even her talent is just a fad right now. Deserved an award(s)? Fuck no.Kill her now, so our society can put her up on a pedestal. Our civility is stupid.

~ MW

WESLEY SNIPES: SENTENCED FOR TAX EVASION

Black kung fu fighting actor Wesley Snipes sentenced to serve 3 years in a federal prison for tax evasion. Got all that money, but felt that he didn't need to pay his taxes. Smart move there Blade. What you get kicked in the head to much?

It's this simple. You make lot of money, you pay taxes, no big deal. You no go to jail Black china man. Rich people and their lack of respect for the rules. They don't pay their taxes and us the average hard working person, suffers for it.

I'm sure his prison stay will be at a minimum security facility. Kinda like a strict resort. He won't really be doing hard time.

G.I. RAPE SEEMS TO BE A COMMON PRACTICE OVERSEAS

The recent rape trial of a US service man stationed in Japan has brought back ugly memories. The kind that leaves a bad taste in your mouth for a long time.

Servicemen and rapes in foreign lands seems to be a trend in the last 10 years or so. In 1995 3 service men stationed in Japan kidnap, beat, and rape a 12 year old girl. In 2005 6 servicemen in a training program with the Philippine Military kidnap and brutally gang rape a 22 year old woman, in 2006 (I believe) a group US soldiers in Iraq plans and executes the rape and murder of a 14 year old girl and her family, and now in 2008 a service man stationed in Japan is charged in the kidnap and brutal rape of a 14 year old girl.

The question is. What's the deal? It has to be that our soldiers go to these foreign lands and they have no respect at all to the laws of the land they're visiting. If I were a soldier stationed in a foreign land, I would think twice about breaking the law, especially in places like the Philippines or China where jail conditions make a Tijuana jail look like a Holiday in Resort.

We're asked to support our troops but how can you when you have ones like the ones that committed these crimes running around. It only takes one drop of red dye to ruin a clean white sheet.

I mean why rape a girl when prostitution is wide spread in these countries. For a few bucks you can have all the fun that you want, without all the trouble. I don't get it, it's just stupidity on the soldiers part.

I mean it's a serious issue, but I just find it ironic that the Japanese people are in an uproar, considering that the Japanese (especially the men) are the most perverted humans around. Their military soldiers during the world war periods where 100x worse than any of the US service men. Just wikipedia "the rape of Nanking." The Japanese military generals allowed all the massacre to happen, in fact they encouraged it. The same happened in the Philippines, when Japan invaded. They gathered up all the young women they could find, brought them to a hospital that they had seized. Placed the women on beds and had their soldiers continually rape the women as a sort of relaxation period, to relieve the stress of war. Commanders thought of it as a treat to their soldiers. As bad as the current circumstances are, it's just so ironic.

CARMEN ELECTRA: 3RD TIMES THE CHARM?

Over the weekend Carmen Electra spent it in Las Vegas, celebrating her 36th birthday. She expected to have a good old time and she did, but what she didn't expect was to come back to L.A. engaged.

Her boyfriend (fiance) Rob Patterson, Korn guitarist popped the question.

This will mark her 3rd marriage. Her previous marriage was to Dave Navarro of Jane's Addiction. Everyone witnessed that marriage on television as their engagement leading to the wedding was documented by MTV.

The documentary gave us a glimpse of the life of Carmen Electra, even a rare glimpse of Carmen without all the make up. It wasn't a good scene for her. She's the type that relies on make up to much. Without it she's nothing.

Now the question is whether MTV will approach her again for a second documentary for her third marriage. Will she finally find someone that she can stay married to for more than two years? We'll just have to wait and see.

TOP 10 OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE CELEBRITY WEDDINGS

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1. Liza Minnelli & David Gest ($ 3.5 million)
2. Paul McCartney & Heather Mills ($ 3 Million)
3. Elizabeth Hurley & Arun Nayar ($ 2.5 Million)
4. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes ($ 2 Million)
5. Elizabeth Taylor & Larry Fortensky ($ 2 Million)
6. Christine Aguilera & Jordan Bratman ($ 2 Million)
7. Elton John & David Furnish ($2 Million)
8. Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta-Jones ($1.5 Million)
9. Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren ($ 1.5 Million)
10.Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell ($ 1.5 Million)

KATIE HOLMES UPSET ABOUT MARRIAGE RUMORS

Of course she's upset that the tabloids are spreading the story that she's fed up with being brainwashed and submitting to Tom's crazy rules. She's upset because she has a contract with Tom to be married for just a little under the 10 year mark. If rumors went around that she wasn't happy and she didn't deny them than Tom would get mad and she wouldn't get certain yearly incentives, outlined in the contract.

Am I certain there's a contract written? No, but I just love conspiracy theories. Besides, who in their right minds believe there was no arrangement to this hook up has got to be a gullible Christian/Catholic. She was a devote Christian/Catholic (I think it's one of those) but she throws all that away, converts to Scientology just to get with Tom Cruise? Knowing Christians and Catholics, it ain't that easy. If they are devote, they are pretty much grounded in the belief. It's hard to show them facts that contradict the bible.

I don't think they're on the splits anytime soon. Not for a few years anyways. When she's not so popular in the tabloids anymore and no one wants her in a movie than that's when you'll start to see hear her start to make negative comments about her marriage with Tom. Because I believe she signed the contract because she wants to desperately be a top rated celebrity and Tom is offering her that avenue. Just like what became of Nicole Kidman, due to the marriage with Tom.

It's just a theory...