LAUREN vs HEIDI: THE FEUD ESCALATES

The feud between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag have been ongoing now for a few seasons on the show The Hills and it has yet to die out. Thanks to such tabloids as US Weekly, who makes the feud their top cover story of the week. And then there's blog sites like CelebrityHaider that also keep the fire going.

Honestly the feud is lame. The Hills is Conrads show. Heidi and her fame seeking counter part/boyfriend Spencer Pratt continually bash Conrad on any format they can, radio, TV, the or the Internet. They're biggest dig on Conrad is an unproven sex tape that Conrad's ex-Jason Wahler supposedly taped.

Heidi and Spencer swear of it's existence, but much like the alien bodies supposedly recovered in the infamous Roswell crash, no proof of it has come up.

The rumors are out that MTV doesn't know what to do with Heidi and Pratt, since the show is based on Conrad's life and it's apparent that Heidi is no longer a part of Conrad's world. So there really is no use for the pair on the show, but their only life line to fame is that unproven sex tape (which is bogus cause these days sex tapes are in). But with Conrad taking the higher road by ignoring the two desperate fame seekers, the two are going sink fast. Hopefully they'll be gone and forgotten soon. No one likes the pair anyhow. They're America's most hated.

Spencer needs to be where he belongs. On his knees sucking some dude off for some drugs for his Hollywood buddies. And Heidi needs to be where she belongs, on her back receiving it from some dude he paid for her services.

BILL COSBY TO RELEASE A HIP-HOP ALBUM

Yes Bill Cosby will release a hip-hop album. Unfortunately he will not rap on it. The album will consist of words from his book Come on, People: On the Path from Victims to Victors mixed with hip-hop, jazz, and pop music.

Cosby tells the AP (the Associated Press) that the album is very different to gangsta rap, and is "the opposite of what I think is the profanity for no particular reason, the misogyny for no particular reason."

About not laying down fresh lyrics for the album Cosby says he would not “know how to fix my mouth to say some of the words."

The album is rumored to be released as early as next month.

JASON BEGHE: TELLS ALL ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY

Veterian actor Jason Beghe tells all about Scientology. After a dozen years spent on the bogus religion and spending over a 1 million dollars in donations Beghe leaves Scientology. Here is the full interview posted by The Village Voice. Fair warning the interview is broken up into 8 clips and each clip is pretty long. But it is interesting. He talks about Scientology in detail and he other celebs such as Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Will Smit (warning Will Smith that he was taped during scientology sessions). I'm so glad a celebrity is finally bashing Scientology. If vids don't play click on Vimeo to go to the source sight.

Scientology: 1/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.



Scientology: 2/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.



Scientology: 3/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.



Scientology: 4/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.






Scientology: 6/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.

KATHERINE HEIGL: THE NEW IT GIRL

Katherine Heigl seems to be the new "it" girl in Hollywood right now. She's been seen on Grey's Anatomy for a while now but with the success of her two recent movies (Knocked Up & 27 Dresses) she's jumped right into the mainstream spot light. And believe me, she gives Scarlett Johansson a run for her money. She's that hot.

THE DARK KNIGHT VS BATMAN TRAILER

Our friendly neighborhood Mexican Wrestler shares this little clip with us from iwatchstuff.com. Pretty interesting that the people that cut the trailer for the new Batman movie copied the sequence from the first Batman movie in '89. That is of course if this is true. I would have to do some searching for the original trailer for the Tim Burton Batman movie to confirm what iwatch put out. But I'm to lazy to do that, so I'll just take their word for it. Well here it is enjoy.

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CLOVERFIELD: MORE LIKE SUCKYFIELD

The movie of great anticipation this week for me was Cloverfield. Been waiting for the DVD to come out so I could rent it and finally watch it. So I watched it, and damn did it suck big time.

The idea of shooting it as a documentary type film was cool. Putting the DoD: Government Property disclaimer at the beginning of the film was a nice touch. But the rest of the film was a dud. The story is basic. Survival, rescue, and death. That's pretty much the formula for the film.

I just didn't like the idea that they've created this bigger than life monster, but there's no explanation for it. Where did it come from? What is it? Why is it here? It just appears and starts terrorizing the city. And at the end of the film you still don't know what it was, where it came from, or why it's there. And throughout the movie you barely got a good look at the creature til the end and even then it's very quick. So pretty much you're left at point "A" the whole time, you didn't go anywhere. To me that's just laziness on the writers part. I mean the writer doesn't leave you wanting more, nor satisfied. You're left hungry and disappointed.

I feel I've wasted 2 hours of my life. I'd rather have watched 27 Dresses again. I don't recommend wasting your time watching this movie. Not worth the rental.

MARIAH CAREY & NICK CANNON MARRIED?

Is it or isn't it true? Rumors and reports are going around that Nick and Mariah have married. TMZ reports that Mariah's family members have been saying that it's not true, that the rumors are false. But Nick's family are confirming it to be true, saying that Nick called and told them the news. So what is it? And why is Nick Cannon so desperate to get married? He's been wanting to get married for sometime now.

The two have been said to have been dating for a month and that the couple are smitten. It has also been said that Mariah has always had a crush on Nick, whom I might add is 11 years younger than Mariah. It's like she went from marrying a guy that's her senior to a guy that's her junior. I guess guys her age don't really suit her.

She's been looking good lately though, since her release of her newest CD. But I really don't see this celebrity marriage lasting the time. I mean they've only been dating for a month.

UPDATE: THE LOWE FAMILY WOE'S

Update on the Lowe's Legal Issues

I have never been so eager for all the dirt that the Lowe harassment case is going to kick up during the whole legal battle. As of right now I'm 95% percent on the two ex-nannies side. Besides I have to, I wouldn't be celebrity haider if I was on their side. If I had an ounce of doubt that they are being dragged around by these two former employees than it would be a 60/40% still o the nannies side. But since I've never liked Rob Lowe as an actor and both nannies claims seem pretty solid at the moment, I'm sticking with them at almost 100%. Does that make any sense at all? Anyhow the point is, screw the rich a$$ celebrity, he can't hide behind all his high powered lawyers, money, fame and status.

I hope everything pans out and that the nannies are telling the truth about the Lowe's. I can imagine the field day the tabloids will have knowing that it's all entirely true. They would pick the Lowe's apart.

THE JABBAWOCKEEZ STRAIGHT UP BLOODS?

Could it be? America's Best Dance Crew are down with the bloods? As in Bloods and Crips!

No. I just thought it was something that people might point out about them. That they wear red a lot and lately they have been making appearances around the nation, especially during Gradnite '08 wearing their red outfits with (as seen during their "Encore" performance on America's Best Dance Crew), but with a black shirt and red masks. Hmm? Makes you think huh? I know not really. I think they should be wearing their Kamikaze outfits for their performances. That was their best outfit on ABDC.

Well the truth is, probably never crossed their minds. But thank goodness they have me to stir the pot. And besides I get to put together the image to accompany the article.

AVRIL LAVIGNE: CANCELS HER SHOW IN SAN DIEGO

On Wednesday April 30th, 2008 Avril Lavigne cancelled her show in San Diego, due to laryngitis (yea right). The truth? Well the rumors have it that she's actually really hung over from partying the night before.

Well whatever the truth is, she's just disappointed young girls that drove far just to come and see her in San Diego. The possible outcome for disappointing a whole lot of young girls? Loss of their support. Especially since their parents, whom kindly drove them down now will be talking a whole lot of trash about her. Gas is very expensive in southern California, and if reimbursements or a rescheduled performance isn't announced in the next few days, she'll loose mostly all her fans.

Lavigne's got a lot of apologizing to do. It's not like her ticket sales have been up. She can use all the ticket sales she can get. Cancelling a show isn't gonna rectify that situation.

By the way doesn't her hubby (Sum41 front man Deryck Whibley) look like a short monster? Is he shorter than she?