Isabel Lucas hotter than Megan Fox, huh?

Buzz is that Isabel Lucas (who appears in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) is the other "hot chic" in the movie. Huh? First off what the F are they smoking, these people that are saying such nonsense? Crack? Yea she's hot if you're into girls with total man face! I can't believe they casted her in this movie. Now if they casted Olivia Munn with Megan Fox you'd have to do a lesbo scene. Cause two amazingly hot chics come on, I'd throw it in the script just because. It'd be this amazing Transformers fight scene with the robots and then in the middle of it all scene cuts to Megan and Olivia making out and getting down and dirty, then after 5 min cut back to the action, then cut back to M&O, then back to the action, etc etc, do this for like half the movie. You know it's a good break from the action packed fight scene, slow it down, bust a slow mo to some lesbo scene, and then break it back to the high intensity fighting. It's typical Hollywood movie formula, right?

Anyways, I'm not going to post a picture of Isabel Lucas because I don't want to do that to you. I'm not going to cause your eyes any pain. Just google her if you really want to see what she looks like. But I'm telling you, that ain't even worth it.

Celebrity Haider on Twitter

Yes I've joined the Twitter band wagon. It's mobile, it's quick, it's convenient and no I'm not talking about a hooker!

Anyways...

You'll catch me on that more than you will on the site. I'll update the sight as much as I can.

Paris Hilton is a demanding little b*t@h!

**I just love this picture of Paris Hilton. I think it's the best image of her, ever taken.

The Superficial reports that Paris will make a cameo in the new Will Ferrell movie The Other Guys and for her ONE DAY shoot her people gave the producers a 3 page list of demands that states that there be fresh lobster cooked whenever she's ready to eat and a bottle of grey goose vodka.

The producers should take those 3 pages of demands and turn them into a lobster origami and serve it to the bitch for "whenever she's ready to eat." I can't believe people kiss this bitches ass. I'd show the brat her place with a pimp slap to the face, throw a can of tuna at her and say that's your lunch bitch, enjoy!

That little bitch needs to learn respect, I'd say bring her to Iraq and punish her with a "gang rape" but no one wants to hit that crusty krab cunt. Ooooh, like that Sponge Bob reference?! Yea I'm good.

Death to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I get what President Obama has been trying to do since he came into office. Stupid conservative Republicans like Michelle "white washed" Malkin think he's being weak and saying sorry to much. What they don't understand is that he's apologizing for the last administration that carried itself as white people often do, pushy and arrogant. Obama is trying to mend relationships not for the sake of bounding and becoming good friends with enemies. He's modeling his movements off of former President Clinton. He is using the expression, "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

But conservatives don't see that. They're to stupid too.

I do believe that Obama has to show that nations shouldn't take his kindness for weakness. Kinda to just put them on check. And I think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be made an example of. Obama gave a warning and now Ahmadinejad challenges the warning and is threatening the President. The President has to have him taken out if he Ahmadinejad keeps running his mouth. He thinks he's tough well the US is going to have to knock him down.

Ahmadinejad is an American hater that preaches hate for our country. He needs to be taught a lesson.

See Pastor Steven Anderson is wasting all his time praying for Obama's death when he should be praying for the death of all our enemies that are trying to really hurt us. See how selfish Christian/Catholic conservatives are? All they care about is themselves, they don't think of the whole nation. Neither do these "Tea Party" lynch mobs.

All our enemies are hoping that we as a nation destroy ourselves internally so that way they can easily come in and finish us off. All this health care bullshit means shit if the enemy comes in to destroy us while we're all bickering about health care.

Two Worthless Lennons

Aw look two untalented Lennons. Sean is clearly his mothers son. His father John was a very talented musician. His mother is a worthless artist and a sorry ass hippie. Sean is now 34 and is labeled as a musician. More like a wannabe musician than an actually recording musician he is no Ziggy, Damien, or Stephen Marely to the great Bob Marley.

Not even close...

Sean is a talentless leach who pretty much grew up privileged thanks to his dad John. His mother pretty much leached off John as well and when he died she took over his estate. All the money she has made has been because of John. Not anything that she did on her own. Her art was crap. She was no Shepard Fairy.

Lets end this note on the fact that this was a waste of time as these two are a waste of life.

Michelle Malkin Slut or Political Contributor?

I say she portrays herself as a super conservative Republican, but I say you get a few drinks into her and she's stripping and jumping on white boys laps. I bet she gets dirty dirty. She's a slut who loves to hate her culture, a black President, and gays! Someone needs to shut her ugly ass up. Cause dude looks like a man baby!

Michelle Malkin the white washed Asian Racist

Yes she's one of those Asian girls that dispises her Asian heritage and would rather be white than brown. I know her type. I've grown up with Asian girls her type that have given up on their Asian pride.

But this pig nosed ugly example of and exotic Asian is also a conservative racist. She hates President Obama with a passion, she talks shit about him all the time. Calling him all sorts of names. More PC names when she's on TV of course, but I can only imagine the names she calls him off the air.

In her new book...which I will not mention the title because she doesn't deserve it. She bashes the President in all sorts of ways. (I have yet to read her filth) but from what I've heard, it's an Obama hate book. White racists would probably actually enjoy reading her book.

Did mention that not only does she hate Obama but she hates Gays even more. I would speculate that she prays for the death of gays as with the death of President Obama, much like Pastor Steven Anderson.

I really don't know how she is qualified to write a book or have any political say when she has slutty pictures of her on the web from 1992. She sits next to Tila Tequila as two of the sorriest examples of Asian women in America. You white people can have her. She's not wanted by the Asian community anyways. She's a traitor to her kind.

Must I Drill It In Your Head? Olivia Munn = Hot

Okay looking at this picture where she's wearing sexy lingerie and the position she's in, how can you not I dunno go grab some tissue and some lotion and start fantasying? eh eh? If this doesn't get you excited, then you must be gay.

Okay what about this quote from her...

On her sexual peccadilloes, Olivia is quoted as stating: "I can't bring in another girl. I can't have sex with people I'm not emotionally attached to. And the thought of going down on a girl grosses me out, but if a guy says, 'I want to stick a carrot in your ass,' I would be like, 'Well, if that really turns you on...."

Now if that doesn't turn you on, you're really are batting for the other team.

Someone Dare Say Another Is Prettier Than Olivia Munn

As I was surfing the net looking for images of OM. I came across a site that had the heading Kirsten [Chenoweth] vs. Olivia Munn and the winner is Kirsten. My first thoughts upon reading this garbage?

Blasphemy!

So I quickly google this girl Kirsten Chewbacca (pictured on the right) or whatever and just as I thought. UGLY! Only a white guy would pick this old looking haggard ass girl over Olivia Munn, cause you know most white guys, they don't have a clue that exotic looking girls are the hottest. They're clueless.

Soooo....

I've brushed this website off as a stupid website [which what most people probably think of mine]. So what.

Olivia Munn is hot! That's the truth and I'm sticking with it.

We Think Tequila Prays for Merrimans To Have A Sucky Career

If there is one thing Tila has...it definitely isn't class. I really don't know what she has. Oh wait...STDs? Yea that might be something she has.

So in the delusion thoughts of Pastor Steven Anderson, Tila Tequila prays for God to give Shawne Merriman, prostate cancer or something terrible that will cause maximum pain and death. I wouldn't put it past the wench to conjure such terrible thoughts. But I'm pretty sure she's happy that his groin was acting up on him during the Baltimore game causing him to sit out. I know she'd rather had the injury caused by her kicking him in the groin, because that's her mentality of thinking. She's about as smart as Kelly Bundy...no actually I think Kelly is smarter.

Final words...Tila's a wench.