Gwyneth's best friends with Mandonna, so it's no surprise that Gwyneth has now followed suit and has converted to Kabalah aka Kabullcrap aka KaKaBlahBlah. I don't know about you but Gwyneth Paltrow is one ugly white chick. Seriously. Who finds her attractive? Oh wait Mandonna does doesn't she. I think she does. I get it Mandonna's warming up with these Latin men to get ready to strap-on it to Gwyneth. Whatever the case they're both two incredibly ugly white chicks.