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Monday, January 28, 2008

WHO GIVES A SAG ABOUT AWARD SHOWS!



I'm really glad that most of these award shows have been cancelled due to the writers strike. Honestly who gives a sh#t about actors getting awards? Seriously? I'm sick of it. Actors/actresses always have to make themselves feel good about themselves because deep down inside they all know they're shallow selfish a-holes. Well with an exception of a few. (a very low number) and one just passed away the other week in his apartment.

I mean tell me, what do you get from watching an award show? Aside from MTV, at least they have performances to look forward to. But these serious ones like the Oscar, Emmy's, etc. What do they do for you? Okay let's try to break it down a little here...


First there's always the pre-show. Where you get to see these celebrities arrive in limos (which you would never get to ride unless you were getting married or part of a wedding party) and then you get to see them walk the red carpet, sporting the latest and newest fashions. You know stuff like Vera Wang and blah blah blah (designer stuff that you would never be able to afford, unless you were famous). Not to mention all the bling bling they wear...they've got bracelets on worth 100s of thousands of dollars. And what do you have? A wedding band or engagement ring worth a few thousand dollars. Oh and don't forget the complimentary gifts worth $10-20 thousand, that they receive for showing up..That doesn't make me feel good...you?

Second is the actual award show. Zzzzz! You wait for the announcers to announce the next award, then once the winner is called up it pans around and you get to see the lovely food that they're being served and the expensive champagne they're being served. (doesn't beat my $7 bottle of Balitore...thas the bomb champagne). Make you feel good? Not me.

Then there's the after parties that they all get to go to. Can only imagine the amazing hors' dourves they're being served and not to mention that they get to party all night on a work night because they don't have real jobs. (real jobs are jobs held by people of the average; a non-celebrity). That actually pisses me off.

So really in conclusion...what do these award shows do for you? Nothing...

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