90210: THE RETURN OF A CLASSIC

To people of my generation 90210 is the Dallas of the 70's-80's. But unlike Dallas, 90210 is making a come back. And thankfully not a remake and more of the next generation. I haven't seen the new characters yet, but I already know that they won't be able to live up to the original cast. Speaking of original cast, two of them will be returning to 90210 to reprise their roles. One, is Donna Martin, played by Tori Spelling and the other is Kelly Taylor, played by Jennie Garth.

Now the only issue with Donna Martin is that in the series finale Donna marries her long time crush David, played by Brian Austin Green. So how they will address that issue? We'll just have to wait til the show airs.

And what of the Peach Pit? The joint of the original 90210 crew. Will it still be there for the next generation? Maybe under different ownership? Again we'll just have to wait to see on the show.

If you've watched the old series a few times, than you definitely have to be a little interested in checking this new one just to see how they redo it for the today's audience of cell phone and myspace addicted sheep.

HUGH HEFNER CAN'T GIVE HOLLY WHAT SHE WANTS

By all means Hugh can buy any materialistic thing that Holly could want. He has enough money to do so. But there are things that money just can't buy. One thing that women want from their men that isn't bought at a store or paid for with money.

Still no idea what I'm talking about? KIDS! Well I guess technically you can buy them, but I mean of your own blood, DNA...

73 or so year old can still get it up with the help of Viagra, but his sperm is pretty much like him...ancient.

Holly has stated that they've tried very hard to get her pregnant, but nothing has worked. So now she's dabbling with the idea of a sperm donor. But then that wouldn't be his blood kid. Might as well adopt an African or Cambodian kid like all the other celebrities. Why put yourself through the whole pregnancy with a sperm donors child.

I wonder if he gives it to the other girls. I can't see a white old dick in Kendra. From the way she acts and talks about black athletes, she wants the black mans penis in side her. Bridget is just to homely...I bet she's a freak in bed. Notice how she so into their themed parties, probably carries over in bed. Bet she likes to role play. French Maid outfits, school girl outfits, etc.

But anyhow so if Hugh did have a child with Holly the kid will messed up mentally. Kids in school would be like "Dude your dads older than my grandpa!"

BRODY JENNER & SPENCER PRATT: 2 STUPID RICH WHITE BOYS?

Imagine this Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt are business partners. Everything to them is business. They are entrepreneurs looking for the next big thing. They have investors and advisers. They've decided to target the reality show business. Pratt advises Jenner on who to date in order to get the best maximum exposure. Both have a fleet of cars that are paid for by their number one investor and friend Jacob Najjar known in their circle as the Godfather, an heir to a major real estate fortune.

Sounds like a twisted plot in a movie right? Well actually it's pretty close to reality for the two. If you want to keep believing what the gossip tabloids tell you about their feud (which was fabricated by the two) then take your blue pill and go back to your fake reality. The real reality is that people that capitalize on trends like the reality show trend are a dime a dozen. Pratt and Jenner are one of those people. They portray themselves as two naive bratty rich kids but they both aren't as dumb as they look (Paris Hilton, is actually as dumb as she looks). As much as I would love to say that they are, they actually aren't. They're just capitalizing on Hollywood's reality show creations. Doesn't mean I still wouldn't like to take a bat to Pratts face. I hear he's taking personal boxing lessons. See now that's smart of him. Because he knows that a lot of people hate his guts.

So I guess that means that we all know who released the rumors about Conrad's sex tape. Jenner and Pratt, they knew just how much press they would get and to have it blamed on Pratt's character on The Hills, while keeping Jenner innocent and in the circle with Conrad was pure genius.

Read the article by Teamsugar to read the article about the two, click here.

NICK HOGAN: POLICE TAPES REVEAL A DIFFERENT PICTURE OF NICK

Audio tapes recently released by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office reveal a very different picture of a remorseful Nick Hogan aka Nick Bollea of causing his friend John Graziano serious brain injury. John Graziano, 23, a U.S. Marine and longtime friend of Nick remains semiconscious.

On an article by tampabay.com (St. Petersberg Times it reports that on the taped (unheard by celebrity haider...yet) conversation between Nick and his father (Hulk Hogan), Nick asked his father to line up a reality show about his jail time, release, and him getting back on his feet from all this.

Stating "I want to do it where I'll make the most money."

It is also heard that Nick told his father that John was a negative person.

Doesn't sound much like a friend that feels bad with what happened does it? It sounds more like a spoiled brat that never learns his lesson. That's only remorseful because he knew it would reflect well on his image and sentence. People actually feel sorry for Nick (just because he's famous) rather than his non-famous friend John, who is pretty much brain dead, pretty much dead altogether. Nick has his fathers PR people spinning things trying make him look like a loving, caring, and remorseful friend of John. When in reality he only cares about himself and how he's going to capitalize on his situation.

The Pinellas County Sheriffs Office is clearly appalled by Nick and his family, why else would they release the tapes. They are using the fame of the Bollea's against them. They are sick of the picture the Bollea's painted of themselves, it's about time someone released proof of the true Bollea's. Selfish, money hungry, greedy, fame seekers. Everyone should thank the Pinellas County Sheriffs Office.

VIRGIN COMICS: THE CELEBRITIES COMIC COMPANY

The Virgin Group, owned by business tycoon Richard Branson has his hands in everything. His Virgin trademark logo is the biggest and most profitable brand to come out of the UK. Branson who is the arch enemy of another business tycoon, Donald Trump (which is pretty much Trump being jealous of Branson being more successful, in every which way). Branson's two big money making ventures were Virgin Atlantic Airways and Virgin Records (bought by EMI in '92). But Branson really does have his hands in everything. He's got Virgin Mobile, Virgin Games, Virgin Drinks, Virgin Media, Virgin Radio, Virgin Comics, the list goes on. This guy has is smart, he's never satisfied with having enough money, he wants more.

Virgin Comics is one of his most recent ventures. In 2006 Virgin Comics is born. Partnering with Deepak Chopra they plan to capitalize on the growing Asian market, mostly India. Chopra who's been capitalizing on his own culture predicts that within the next decade the market in India will boom. So establishing him now is a good business move, cause if and when it does boom Virgin Comics will have been established for sometime now and will reap in the benefits, and eventually will become a huge entity in India. Especially since Virgin Comics is the celebrities comic company. The company has celebrities such as Guy Ritchie, John Woo, Jenna Jameson, Nicolas Cage, Ed Burns, and Deepak Chopra pumping out comic books. Pretty soon any celebrity that was a comic book fan growing up will release a comic book based on their ideas. And people will buy it, because we worship celebrities. And Branson and Chopra will be laughing all the way to the bank.

COMIC BOOK INDUSTRY USED AND ABUSED BY HOLLYWOOD

Growing up with comics gives me a better appreciation and understanding of the comic based movies Hollywood has been releasing in the last 8 years or so. But I also get that they are trying to capitalize on a dying industry. Their false intentions are to revive the dying comic book industry, but their ultimate goal is to make billions off it. They want to keep it alive in order for it to produce more ideas. Ideas that they can translate into the big screen. Once the trend fades and movies move onto a new trend, Hollywood will pull the plug on the comic book industry, thus killing it. Cause seriously how many comic book stores do you know if today? It's slowly dying. How many kids do you know that collect comic books? I'd say it's 1 out of 10 now, but back in the early 90's it was more like 8 out 10. It's dying, slowly but surely dying. Even with the surge of Hollywood comic book movies and celebrities flocking the Comic Cons no one wants to pick up a comic book, they want to see it on the big screen, with their favorite actor/actress. Or play the video game.

Even I myself have to admit that I'm out of touch with the industry. I can't remember the last comic book I read. I've been enticed by Angelina Jolie's Tomb Raider or Christian Bale's Batman. I've essentially lost my roots. But then again there are other factors for my betrayal for a beautiful artistic medium. Personal issues. Issues that would take a novel or two to get out or many hours of therapy. Deep rooted issues that deal with a big brothers lack of presence and guidance.

Anyhow.

But that's it though, we've all become so dependent on Hollywood to entertain us that we've lost all touch of our roots. We've become addicts to Hollywood's "eye candy". That's it. We're all waiting for the next fix (movie). The one that will take us away, into a fantasy world for a short while. That visual high. Ask yourself how many people do you know still read books? And no school text books don't count. Not a lot I bet, most read magazines. US Weekly, The National Enquirer, FHM, GQ, Elle, etc. Made entertainment for our viewing fix.

We're all consumed by it, we're hooked by it, we're dependent on it, and the sad thing is that most of us don't know it.

JASON TAYLOR'S DANCING COST HIM HIS JOB IN MIAMI

Jason Taylor has his eye on a Hollywood career, considering his NFL career is nearing it's end.

The Miami Dolphins, actually it's the new head coach Tony Sparano and V.P. of Football Operations for the Dolphins, Bill Parcels. Well mostly Bill Parcels. Who's known to try to ruin players that show a hint of not complying to his authority.

Basically Parcels is a bully. He's kick Taylor out, via head coach Sparano, of all their training camps this summer.

But he's picking a fight with Miami's most beloved Dolphin, next to Dan Marino. Jason Taylor right now is considered the face of the Miami Dolphins. If Parcels get rid of Taylor and the team does terrible this upcoming season, he'll have to answer to some very angry fans.

What did it for Taylor? Three words "Dancing With Stars." That's what is going to cost him his job in Miami. Look for Taylor to be on another teams roster in the next couple of months. Even though no teams officially can talk to him because he's under contract, it's reported that Taylor has made comments that he would very much like to play for the San Diego Chargers. Which would be interesting, considering he has beef with the teams leading linebacker Shawne Merriman. But thank goodness that won't be an issue because the Chargers have absolutely no interest in an aging player who's skills are diminishing, who's probably got 16 games left before retirement.

It's alright he's got Hollywood to fall back on. Ladies and gentlemen the next O.J. Simpson.

AMERICAN IDOL FANS SAVE DAVID ARCHULETA

We all know now that David Cook is the new American Idol. Cook won by a landslide with over 12 million votes more than Archuleta. Well so says Ryan anyhow, how truthful that is, is anyones guess.

What the average person doesn't know is that Archuleta is probably thrilled not to be the winner. This wasn't his dream, it was his fathers. As everyone also knows by now Archuleta's dad is one of those pushy stage dads. Now imagine if Archuleta won his dad would almost immediately step in an try to run his career to his best interest, not so much Davids.

Basically America voted to save Archuleta from that life. He's young and he just needs to allowed to be himself and have fun. Let's all wish him luck.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S GOT MILK "E" LOT OF MILK

Christina already is as hot as can be. She's got T&A written all over her. So now the icing on the cake is that her store bought boobs have grown as a result of recent pregnancy. She's now sporting an "E" cup!

Her ugly a$$ husbands one lucky mother sucker. How his ugly mug hooked up with her is such a head scratcher. I wonder if they still have naked Sundays?

Anyhow she's an "E" cup now. Thas nice, real nice.

THE PHILIPPINES CONGRATULATE PETE & ASHLEY

This just in. The Philippines would like to congratulate Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson on their marriage. Everyone in the Philippines is pleased that California has passed a law allowing gay marriage, paving way for the couple to get married legally in California.

Tito Jon-Jon says "It's berry humbling that Calipornia has allowed these a gays to join each oter in holly matrimony. Especially this two ladies...what is der names again? Si, Pete and Ashley? Best wishes to the boat of yous. Thank you berry much."

As a wedding gift the Philippines was planning to build/give the couple a custom designed Jeepney. But unfortunately if the couple had excepted they would not have been able to bring it back to the United States, because the jeep doesn't meet any street regulations here. It's pretty much considered a huge aluminum death trap.

this has been a tribute to the Onion

DANCING WITH STARS TORTURE FANS WITH 2 HOUR FINALE

Okay seriously does the finale for Dancing With Stars have to be a two hour event? Did we really want to see awkward Adam Corolla rolling around in the unicycle wearing a Zorro outfit? No. Or no talent whatsoever Shannon Elizabeth dance like she was strapped to a stiff ironing board? No.

That finale should have been an hour max. That was just torture. By the second half I just went online and found out that Christy won. Didn't even waste my time sitting through the last hour, it was just torture.

JOE "PAPA" SIMPSON: THE REAL REASON JESSICA CAN''T KEEP A MAN

The latest news was that "so in love" Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were splitsville. Well now the Hollywood rumor mill has spun and now the gossip is that Papa Jo is the reason that the love birds are on the rocks.

It's rumored that Tony doesn't like Papa Jo. Especially with Papa Jo trying to give him career advice. Sound familiar? It should, Jessica's ex-husband Nick Lachey felt the same way about Papa Jo. And it was evident on their MTV show Newlyweds. Nick didn't like Papa Jo and Jessica knew it. Nick even tried numerous times to hang out with the guy but it just didn't fly.

And Jessica being a papa's girl was stuck in the middle. Looks like she's stuck in the middle again. If she doesn't get her act together and grow up, become independent of her leaching dad than all her relationships will be doomed.

The guy has sleazeball written all over his face. On the show Newlyweds he just came off like an arrogant jerk off who was clearly riding his daughters fame. The surprising thing is that he is an ex-pastor. He gave up life with "the lord" in turn for fame and money. Isn't that blasphemy? He left his life of worship and service to God to bathe in the temporary riches of the city of sin (Hollywood). I know, I know Las Vegas is considered "Sin City" but I think Hollywood was the first.

DENISE RICHARDS IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW! Zzzz

Really who cares that Denise Richards is in her own reality show? She's a washed out actress. No one wants to hire her. She hasn't done a mainstream movie since what Scary Movie 3?

Isn't Denise the one that stole Heather Locklear's husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora? Befriended Locklear and then stole her husband right? Isn't that how the story goes? That has cheap dirty slut written all over it. You just don't do that to a friend. There's no explanation Richards could give to get her off the hook on that one. The funny thing is that I usually don't side girls with the name Heather, I just despise girls with that name. But Locklear's so freakin hot for a 47 year old.

Anyhow saw a clip of her reality show...just as I suspected, it's snooze fest. There just isn't anything really interesting about her. And usually preview clips are suppose to be interesting, you know bait to get you to watch the show, but the clip I saw was just so boring. Kimora Lee's show is more interesting than Richards. But I'll still watch...just so I can bash it and smash it.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE GETS A MOVIE DEAL

Finally after being on the (fake) drama reality show, The Hills, Audrina Patridge is finally seeing the benefits of being on a hit show. Movie deals. I mean this is the reason that most people sign on to be in a "reality" show, instant fame. It's essentially Hollywood's back door. Audrina is no different from her other reality show counterparts. Look at Kristen Cavalieri (from the Laugna Beach series), she's done a few lame movies now. Just watched Ice Cube's First Sunday (snooze fest) and saw bad girl New York from the Flavor of Love show make an appearance.

So now Audrina's got a roll in the sequel to Into the Blue. So basically you're going to see her in a bikini most of the time, much like the images above. Hmm, I don't know if Audrina can wear a bikini like Jessica Alba. That's a tough act to follow. I'd put money her co-star Laura Vandervoort from Smallville. Now she could give Jessica Alba a run for her money. I'd watch Into the Blue 2 to see Laura in a bikini, Audrina. Not so much.

DIDDY TAPPIN' THAT FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH NAMED CASSIE

38 year old Diddy has found his fountain of youth, and her name is Cassie, 22. Signed to his Bad Boy label in 2005, Cassie broke into the scene with her debut single Me and U. The catchy sexy tune along with the provocative 4 tissue video was a huge hit in '06. Rumors have been flying around that Diddy and Cassie were indeed romantically linked.

Then on mothers day pictures (snapped by the paps) of the two conoodling in central park confirmed the rumors.

See for yourself, thanks to G Style Magazine. Click on link below.

http://gstylemag.com/blog/

BETH OSTROSKY: AT BEST A 4 OUT OF 10 ON LOOKS

Beth Ostrosky for those who don't follow the Howard Stern show is Stern's fiance. He's 54 and she's 36. Sounds like a mid-life crisis to me. Howard being the perfect fiance raves about her constantly to his "yes" men cronies.

HAiDERs review of Beth Ostrosky

Beth Ostrosky

Born: July 15, 1972

Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA
Gender: Female

Race or Ethnicity: White

Sexual orientation: Straight

Occupation: Model

-Personality-

Her personality is definitely a 10. I hear she is one of the most humble and nicest celebrity you could ever meet.

-Body-

Her body an 8 she's got a pretty nice body. She lacks a little in the buns dept, doesn't even out with that nice rack she's got. Kinda like Jennifer Lopez's problem, but not as severe as Lopez's.

-Looks-

Okay this is were the sh#t hits the fan. Her head and face. I give her looks a 4. She's got like Lisa Ling (formally of The View) eyes and it's weird for a white girl. And she's got the smile of one of those critters from those early '90's cheap horror movies titled "Critters". In fact she looks like a critter, her eyes and everything, google image "critters" and see for yourself. It's kinda freaky. And her face/head just doesn't seem to match her body. Her face looks elongated. It's like when she was being born the doctor just pulled on top of her head a little to long, stretching her face, it's just odd looking.

So overall based on those three categories, she's a 7 out of 10.

For all of you who are gonna say "Well , how do you look?! huh." I'm a -3 out of 10. Us ugly people know a lot about good looks. Because we wish we looked that way.

MADONNA OR SHOULD WE SAY "MAN"DONNA

Okay I don't know about you, but this is a confusing picture. You look at her tits and your like "yea look at those bad boys", but then you look at her arms/shoulders and your like "ah, look at those bad boys!" It's confusing and scary at the same time.

Either way I've never thought Madonna was hot. But I do love the sight of a nice rack and she's definitely got some nice ones.

Why the hell is Madonna so buffed up anyways? She's got shoulders that I can only dream of. I wonder what's going on in her husband's mind when he's giving it to her. Probably something like this..."yea baby look at those bad boys (tits)." and then he gets a glance at her arms..."ah, look at those bad boys (arms), they're manlier than mine, am I gay now?"

Seriously, any straight man who finds that sexy has got issues (your gay), cause that sh#t ain't right. Girls arms should be soft not chisled and hard as a rock.

JESSICA SIMPSON & TONY ROMO SPLIT!

Could it be that "Dumb" and "Dumber" have split up? Well TMZ strongly believes so. Rumors are going around that Romo has confided in his friends that she's lousy in bed. Which I believe is an observation shared by her ex-husband Nick Lachey. Celebrity Haider wouldn't doubt that for a second. She's made comments on his MTV show that she doesn't really like sex. (most girls don't).

I bet her annoying Judas of a pastor dad was a factor in their split. I bet, just like Lachey, Romo was getting sick of her dad always hanging around.

Well at least now Romo can focus on football and one night stands with the Cowboy cheerleaders.

AMERICAN IDOL: WHICH DAVID WILL WIN IT ALL?

If I was a gambling man, I'd put all the chip on David Cook. Archuleta is the favorite, so the pay off of picking Cook and he winning would be outrageous.

Personally I think Cook is the better persona for music. He plays his own instrument, he's got the rocker thing going on, which is a big trend nowadays. Archuleta is to goody goody. He's a little kid with that can carry a tone, but his voice just sounds like he's holding his nose shut while talking. They're both talented singers, no doubt, but I think on a marketing stand point, Cook is the more marketable. I can see PR firms hired by American Idol's parent company having a field day with all the things they could use him for. Archuleta is just to much of a kid that his market range isn't that good. And he's good looking guy, but he's not up to Hollywood standards.

So I guess Celebrity Haider believes Syesha will be out this week and the final two are the two Davids, with Cook eventually taking it all the way. While Archuleta is sent packing and ready to receive some form of degrading criticism from his stage dad.

DAVID ARCHULETA & THE MONKEY (DAD) ON HIS SHOULDERS

I don't know about you but I've seen that show about stage parents. Forcing their kids to pursue the Hollywood dreams that they weren't cut out for. Sounds like David's dad is just that kind of parent. You got to feel sorry for the kid. I mean the kid's been through a lot and now he's got his Dad forcing his career. If this kid wins American Idol, his life will be one mental mess. His Dad will be hovering above his shoulders through his whole career. If I were this kid, I'd make sure by the time I'm of legal age, I'd find a real manager that I could trust (I know that's a hard task in itself), someone that's not family and send good old Dad home. You just can't have family members representing you. You'll end up like Gary Coleman, an angry anti-social small person.

Hope David's Dad learned his lesson. You don't mess with a big boys with lots of money and successful hit program. If he doesn't comply, they will take it out on his son. Besides they own him, he signed the contract. Which means they can make or break any way they want.

LAUREN vs HEIDI: THE FEUD ESCALATES

The feud between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag have been ongoing now for a few seasons on the show The Hills and it has yet to die out. Thanks to such tabloids as US Weekly, who makes the feud their top cover story of the week. And then there's blog sites like CelebrityHaider that also keep the fire going.

Honestly the feud is lame. The Hills is Conrads show. Heidi and her fame seeking counter part/boyfriend Spencer Pratt continually bash Conrad on any format they can, radio, TV, the or the Internet. They're biggest dig on Conrad is an unproven sex tape that Conrad's ex-Jason Wahler supposedly taped.

Heidi and Spencer swear of it's existence, but much like the alien bodies supposedly recovered in the infamous Roswell crash, no proof of it has come up.

The rumors are out that MTV doesn't know what to do with Heidi and Pratt, since the show is based on Conrad's life and it's apparent that Heidi is no longer a part of Conrad's world. So there really is no use for the pair on the show, but their only life line to fame is that unproven sex tape (which is bogus cause these days sex tapes are in). But with Conrad taking the higher road by ignoring the two desperate fame seekers, the two are going sink fast. Hopefully they'll be gone and forgotten soon. No one likes the pair anyhow. They're America's most hated.

Spencer needs to be where he belongs. On his knees sucking some dude off for some drugs for his Hollywood buddies. And Heidi needs to be where she belongs, on her back receiving it from some dude he paid for her services.

BILL COSBY TO RELEASE A HIP-HOP ALBUM

Yes Bill Cosby will release a hip-hop album. Unfortunately he will not rap on it. The album will consist of words from his book Come on, People: On the Path from Victims to Victors mixed with hip-hop, jazz, and pop music.

Cosby tells the AP (the Associated Press) that the album is very different to gangsta rap, and is "the opposite of what I think is the profanity for no particular reason, the misogyny for no particular reason."

About not laying down fresh lyrics for the album Cosby says he would not “know how to fix my mouth to say some of the words."

The album is rumored to be released as early as next month.

JASON BEGHE: TELLS ALL ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY

Veterian actor Jason Beghe tells all about Scientology. After a dozen years spent on the bogus religion and spending over a 1 million dollars in donations Beghe leaves Scientology. Here is the full interview posted by The Village Voice. Fair warning the interview is broken up into 8 clips and each clip is pretty long. But it is interesting. He talks about Scientology in detail and he other celebs such as Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Will Smit (warning Will Smith that he was taped during scientology sessions). I'm so glad a celebrity is finally bashing Scientology. If vids don't play click on Vimeo to go to the source sight.

Scientology: 1/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.



Scientology: 2/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.



Scientology: 3/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.



Scientology: 4/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.






Scientology: 6/8 Jason Beghe Interview from Mark Bunker on Vimeo.

KATHERINE HEIGL: THE NEW IT GIRL

Katherine Heigl seems to be the new "it" girl in Hollywood right now. She's been seen on Grey's Anatomy for a while now but with the success of her two recent movies (Knocked Up & 27 Dresses) she's jumped right into the mainstream spot light. And believe me, she gives Scarlett Johansson a run for her money. She's that hot.

THE DARK KNIGHT VS BATMAN TRAILER

Our friendly neighborhood Mexican Wrestler shares this little clip with us from iwatchstuff.com. Pretty interesting that the people that cut the trailer for the new Batman movie copied the sequence from the first Batman movie in '89. That is of course if this is true. I would have to do some searching for the original trailer for the Tim Burton Batman movie to confirm what iwatch put out. But I'm to lazy to do that, so I'll just take their word for it. Well here it is enjoy.

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CLOVERFIELD: MORE LIKE SUCKYFIELD

The movie of great anticipation this week for me was Cloverfield. Been waiting for the DVD to come out so I could rent it and finally watch it. So I watched it, and damn did it suck big time.

The idea of shooting it as a documentary type film was cool. Putting the DoD: Government Property disclaimer at the beginning of the film was a nice touch. But the rest of the film was a dud. The story is basic. Survival, rescue, and death. That's pretty much the formula for the film.

I just didn't like the idea that they've created this bigger than life monster, but there's no explanation for it. Where did it come from? What is it? Why is it here? It just appears and starts terrorizing the city. And at the end of the film you still don't know what it was, where it came from, or why it's there. And throughout the movie you barely got a good look at the creature til the end and even then it's very quick. So pretty much you're left at point "A" the whole time, you didn't go anywhere. To me that's just laziness on the writers part. I mean the writer doesn't leave you wanting more, nor satisfied. You're left hungry and disappointed.

I feel I've wasted 2 hours of my life. I'd rather have watched 27 Dresses again. I don't recommend wasting your time watching this movie. Not worth the rental.

MARIAH CAREY & NICK CANNON MARRIED?

Is it or isn't it true? Rumors and reports are going around that Nick and Mariah have married. TMZ reports that Mariah's family members have been saying that it's not true, that the rumors are false. But Nick's family are confirming it to be true, saying that Nick called and told them the news. So what is it? And why is Nick Cannon so desperate to get married? He's been wanting to get married for sometime now.

The two have been said to have been dating for a month and that the couple are smitten. It has also been said that Mariah has always had a crush on Nick, whom I might add is 11 years younger than Mariah. It's like she went from marrying a guy that's her senior to a guy that's her junior. I guess guys her age don't really suit her.

She's been looking good lately though, since her release of her newest CD. But I really don't see this celebrity marriage lasting the time. I mean they've only been dating for a month.

UPDATE: THE LOWE FAMILY WOE'S

Update on the Lowe's Legal Issues

I have never been so eager for all the dirt that the Lowe harassment case is going to kick up during the whole legal battle. As of right now I'm 95% percent on the two ex-nannies side. Besides I have to, I wouldn't be celebrity haider if I was on their side. If I had an ounce of doubt that they are being dragged around by these two former employees than it would be a 60/40% still o the nannies side. But since I've never liked Rob Lowe as an actor and both nannies claims seem pretty solid at the moment, I'm sticking with them at almost 100%. Does that make any sense at all? Anyhow the point is, screw the rich a$$ celebrity, he can't hide behind all his high powered lawyers, money, fame and status.

I hope everything pans out and that the nannies are telling the truth about the Lowe's. I can imagine the field day the tabloids will have knowing that it's all entirely true. They would pick the Lowe's apart.

THE JABBAWOCKEEZ STRAIGHT UP BLOODS?

Could it be? America's Best Dance Crew are down with the bloods? As in Bloods and Crips!

No. I just thought it was something that people might point out about them. That they wear red a lot and lately they have been making appearances around the nation, especially during Gradnite '08 wearing their red outfits with (as seen during their "Encore" performance on America's Best Dance Crew), but with a black shirt and red masks. Hmm? Makes you think huh? I know not really. I think they should be wearing their Kamikaze outfits for their performances. That was their best outfit on ABDC.

Well the truth is, probably never crossed their minds. But thank goodness they have me to stir the pot. And besides I get to put together the image to accompany the article.

AVRIL LAVIGNE: CANCELS HER SHOW IN SAN DIEGO

On Wednesday April 30th, 2008 Avril Lavigne cancelled her show in San Diego, due to laryngitis (yea right). The truth? Well the rumors have it that she's actually really hung over from partying the night before.

Well whatever the truth is, she's just disappointed young girls that drove far just to come and see her in San Diego. The possible outcome for disappointing a whole lot of young girls? Loss of their support. Especially since their parents, whom kindly drove them down now will be talking a whole lot of trash about her. Gas is very expensive in southern California, and if reimbursements or a rescheduled performance isn't announced in the next few days, she'll loose mostly all her fans.

Lavigne's got a lot of apologizing to do. It's not like her ticket sales have been up. She can use all the ticket sales she can get. Cancelling a show isn't gonna rectify that situation.

By the way doesn't her hubby (Sum41 front man Deryck Whibley) look like a short monster? Is he shorter than she?