BETH OSTROSKY: AT BEST A 4 OUT OF 10 ON LOOKS

Beth Ostrosky for those who don't follow the Howard Stern show is Stern's fiance. He's 54 and she's 36. Sounds like a mid-life crisis to me. Howard being the perfect fiance raves about her constantly to his "yes" men cronies.

HAiDERs review of Beth Ostrosky

Beth Ostrosky

Born: July 15, 1972

Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA
Gender: Female

Race or Ethnicity: White

Sexual orientation: Straight

Occupation: Model

-Personality-

Her personality is definitely a 10. I hear she is one of the most humble and nicest celebrity you could ever meet.

-Body-

Her body an 8 she's got a pretty nice body. She lacks a little in the buns dept, doesn't even out with that nice rack she's got. Kinda like Jennifer Lopez's problem, but not as severe as Lopez's.

-Looks-

Okay this is were the sh#t hits the fan. Her head and face. I give her looks a 4. She's got like Lisa Ling (formally of The View) eyes and it's weird for a white girl. And she's got the smile of one of those critters from those early '90's cheap horror movies titled "Critters". In fact she looks like a critter, her eyes and everything, google image "critters" and see for yourself. It's kinda freaky. And her face/head just doesn't seem to match her body. Her face looks elongated. It's like when she was being born the doctor just pulled on top of her head a little to long, stretching her face, it's just odd looking.

So overall based on those three categories, she's a 7 out of 10.

For all of you who are gonna say "Well , how do you look?! huh." I'm a -3 out of 10. Us ugly people know a lot about good looks. Because we wish we looked that way.