Beth Ostrosky for those who don't follow the Howard Stern show is Stern's fiance. He's 54 and she's 36. Sounds like a mid-life crisis to me. Howard being the perfect fiance raves about her constantly to his "yes" men cronies.
HAiDERs review of Beth Ostrosky
Born: July 15, 1972
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Her personality is definitely a 10. I hear she is one of the most humble and nicest celebrity you could ever meet.
Her body an 8 she's got a pretty nice body. She lacks a little in the buns dept, doesn't even out with that nice rack she's got. Kinda like Jennifer Lopez's problem, but not as severe as Lopez's.
Okay this is were the sh#t hits the fan. Her head and face. I give her looks a 4. She's got like Lisa Ling (formally of The View) eyes and it's weird for a white girl. And she's got the smile of one of those critters from those early '90's cheap horror movies titled "Critters". In fact she looks like a critter, her eyes and everything, google image "critters" and see for yourself. It's kinda freaky. And her face/head just doesn't seem to match her body. Her face looks elongated. It's like when she was being born the doctor just pulled on top of her head a little to long, stretching her face, it's just odd looking.
So overall based on those three categories, she's a 7 out of 10.
For all of you who are gonna say "Well , how do you look?! huh." I'm a -3 out of 10. Us ugly people know a lot about good looks. Because we wish we looked that way.