Enjoy the holidays! Be with your families and take responsibility by being there for your kids this Christmas [man up]. Make sure they have nothing less than a wonderful Christmas. Cherish in their joy as they open presents, relish in their care free state of mind being children. Live through them.
Don't be like A-Rod and ditch your family to receive strap-on lovin from Mandonna on Christmas. It's just not right.
Be appreciative of what you have, not what's in box.
With that said you better do as I say or else I'm sending over these two blondes to rough you up. Oh and did mention they'll be strapped with strap-ons?