"Yea I'm Mandonna! I'm fucking sexy! I wish I had a penis in the shape of a guitar so I can play sweet music with it while I jam it up your ass!"
Seriously if you offered me $10 million dollars I would not sleep with this man thing. Not even for the $76 million that Guy Ritchie earned getting butt raped by Mandonna for a few years.
$100 million plus, than I might consider taking it up the ass from Mandonna for a year.
But offer me $250 million and I'll be happy to take it up there for two years while saying "Thank you sir, may I have another!" the whole time. Of course I'll never be looked at the same way again but at least I'll be one rich bitch.
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