Monday, June 30, 2008
BET AWARDS OR THE "BLACK POWER" AWARDS
LIL WAYNE AT THE GHETTO AWARDS (BET AWARDS)
Saturday, June 28, 2008
VERN TROYER NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SEX TAPE CLUB
Oh the girl on the image above isn't the girl that he recorded the video with. He gets so much pu$$y.
ANGELINA JOLIE WANTS TO BE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT
Friday, June 27, 2008
WEEK 2 REVIEW OF ABDC2
SUPER CR3W -CHRIS BROWN-"Run It"
The overall performance was good. It was very entertaining. They have a little bit of the Jabba swagger about them in their performance. It seems as if they go to a lot of Phil's or Chris Styles work shop. Their routine dancing isn't up to par with Jabba but since they're good friends with Jabba, I'm sure Jabba won't have a problem with giving them some pointers. But their breaking is off the hook. And what you've seen of their breaking is only a drop of their full breaking potential. Just watch their youtube clips. It'll blow your mind away.
The thing I enjoy most about them is that (again like Jabbawockeez) they use the whole stage. Actually even more than Jabba did. They entertain you from the second they start to the end of their performance. I have to admit at the end I thought their timing was off, but what I thought was the end wasn't, there was a rewind thing and then it ended with the two guys posing. I really thought the end was the two guys flipping.
Now people might think well then they're like Status Quo, just filled with stunts. Not so. Because Super Cr3ws stunts are precise and controlled. Status Quo's was never precise nor controlled. Break dancing is about stamina, control, and execution. SC do it well.
FANNY PAK -GWEN STEFANI - "Wind It Up"
So far this group has made me eat my words since the live auditions. And I'm man enough to admit that I was totally wrong about them. They are odd, eccentric at that. I love the 80's but I really don't want to still sport it, but more power to them. This group is amazingly entertaining to watch. Their routines are well choreographed and well executed by the group. And not to mention they're fun routines.
The one thing I like about them is that their routines tell a story. Like Super Cr3w they are thriving and doing well each week because their groups performance is about entertaining the crowd, and their routines are about tell you the crowd a story in less than a minute.
SUPREME SOUL -OMARION- "TOUCH"
Their performance was definitely better than last weeks. The had some cool fast footwork in parts of the routine that made it look good, but I still feel like last week they didn't really use the full stage. They're a crew that spews out their over confidence and ego to the audience when they talk, but their performances don't really show it. Come to think of it their routine reminded me of a Janet Jackson routine, featuring Tony Testa. I mean the routine was good, but it just reminds me of a routine Janet would come up with.
There weren't any crazy stunts that would really wow you. Again these act like they're the best dance crew ever, but they have yet to show that.
PHRESH SELECT -CHRIS BROWN-"Gimme That"
Another solid performance by the Philly crew. The got the whole Chris Brown grove down. The emulated Brown and his dancing well. The only thing that still throws me off with this group is the big man. The tall one, Mark. He just seems out of place. Kinda like that big guy from Status Quo. But difference is big man Mark can dance. But his height is just out of place. It seems like he should be playing ball or football or some sport, not dancing. But other than that the guys did a good job.
ASIID -CIARA- "Like A Boy"
Very fun performance, so full of energy. They know how to really dance. It's not typical hip hop video dancing. It's just good fun dancing. And they don't have real stunts, but their choreography makes up for it. Just like J.C. said, they have that certain magic to them. A very solid team.
SoREAL CRU -USHER- "Love In This Club"
Overall good performance by this seasons Kabba Modern. Their moves aren't as smooth as Kabba's but their girls are definitely better looking. The begining was cool, how they all split up.
The thing that erks about this crew is Andrew (I'm sorry Flip brotha) but you just don't make for good television. You're a bit goofy looking. And putting you in the middle most of the time isn't such a good idea. Again I'm sorry bro, but I have to tell it how it is. The group is a good dance crew a top crew this season.
That ending was very weak. I thought there was really no place for it. And his combo was very amateurish for a BBoy. Flare to nickel (aka windmill) back to a flare is pretty much the basic combo that you first learn. I think that was Brian Fucanan. It was real slow and sloppy. One flare to half a windmill to a flare to a back tuck weak very weak. Breakers all around were disappointed with that combo.
XTREME DANCE FORCE -MARIO- "Let Me Love You"
Looser than last weeks performance for sure. But still this group just bothers me. I don't think they bring anything original to the table. I don't like their look. The tall Spanish (Armando) guy at first look on the streets doesn't look like he can step side to side let alone do a full routine. Their persona bothers me too. I just don't dig their boy band burbs attitude.
Their routine was okay. But most of the moves are from Mario's video anyways. The ending was gutsy, jumping down to ground level, which probably was about 12 feet high from his highest point. But other than that nothing impressive from this group.
BOOGIE BOTS -B2K feat. DIDDY- "Bump Bump Bump"
Smooth just straight out smooth performance. They brought it this week. Last week they lacked a little, but this week they brought it. Or as Lil Mama would say "They Turnt it up!" The transitions were smooth, the stunts were smooth, the choreography was smooth. Just a very solid performance for the crew.
The crew has a lot of potential. I just wish the two girls on their crew that couldn't make the show (due to one being in nursing school and the other a full time dancing gig...touring for some artist I bet). So the crew is left with just 5 members (the smallest crew this season). But they all pick up the slack and pull out some solid performances so far.
SASSx7 -BRITNEY SPEARS- "I'm A Slave 4 U"
These girls just don't belong in this competition. This is mainly a hip-hop dance competition. Their style of dancing just isn't for this show. I felt sorry for them because they got Britney Spears as their music video. The choreography in her video's are so simple that a toddler can perform them. Britney's so dumb and untalented that her choreographers had to dumb down their routines so that she could follow them. Which doesn't help the already doomed SassX7.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
ANOTHER WANNABE JABBAWOCKEEZ CREW FROM THE P.I.
Biters will be eaten!!! The Jabbawockeez motto. In this clip below we have yet ANOTHER crew from the Philippines biting the Jabbawockeez persona and gimmick. When will our Flip brothas from the Mecca stop biting our brothas here in the States? It's so lame. These guys on the clip don't even fully put on the face masks. Why? I've come to the conclusion that they can't see what they're doing with the masks on. Probably because the masks are too big. If you've ever put on the real Jabbawockeez mask you'll notice that once you put it on, it seems as if you're not wearing a mask because your view is perfect. The mask doesn't hinder any of your vision. The mask fits so snug that it's a perfect mold. Any ways these guys are terrible dancers as is with most of the crews in the P.I.
THE SUPREME SOUL VS. JABBAWOCKEEZ BATTLE
Soul Sector vs. SoCal Allstars pt.1
Soul Sector vs. SoCal Allstars pt.2
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
OFFICER "DIP SHIT" AARON MANSKER SUED BY FORMER CHARGERS LB STEVE FOLEY
Then flawed San Diego justice system found Mansker not guilty of negligence or attempted murder in the shooting of Foley and instead placed arrested Foley and gave him 5 years probation for drunk driving...nice system we got here. So now Foley is suing the City of Coronado and Officer Dip Shit for lost earnings, pain and suffering, and medical costs.
Officer Dingle Berry uses the "He was reaching for his waist band for a gun" excuse, of course there was no gun, during his testimony the other day on the civil trial.
Foley still has some issues walking due to his injuries, not to mention the restless nights he says he has because of the incident. His frustration of not being able to play football again also lingers in the back of his mind.
If I ever see this dip shit around town, I'd make sure to spit in his face or throw a drink on him. But I'll make sure to ask if he's off duty first. This Officer Pencil Dick (No.2) needs to pay for what he did. For his stupid Charles Bronson act of vendetta that cost the career of an amazing football player. If I were Foley I'd want to rip his freaking head off. I'd want him on the field with no gear on and blast him at full speed. He acted recklessly and selfishly. He disobeyed procedures outlined in the Police Officers hand book. He should be marked by every Charger fan in San Diego.
You see him around town, you taunt him, call him names, degrade him, call him the pig that he is. Call him the racist in front of a crowd. Say he hates black people. Make his life a living hell. If you're any sort of Charger fan this is your home work. Let's drive this limp dick out of southern California.
Foley better win the civil suit. If he doesn't than you know the San Diego justice system was looking out for their own kind. I'd be more proof of how stupid our justice system is. By the end of this Foley should own all of Coronado.
TIGER WOODS STILL A COOL KAT
My uncle worked the recent US Open in Torrey Pines, laying out fiber optic cables and ensuring video feeds to his companies hand held TV devices that they were promoting at the event. So during set ups he and the guys ran into a bunch of the players and even to their surprise they found Tiger Woods to be the most down to earth, loose pro there. He said Tiger didn't hesitate to say "hi" to my uncle and his crew asked how they were. He even asked if his (Tiger's) car was in their way and if they wanted him to move it. They kindly asked if he could. Tiger again without a hesitation moved his car, then thanked the guys and said good bye. They wished him good luck in return.
Most of the other players seemed to be to focused or in a hurry to be somewhere else than to greet people. San Diego native Phil Mickelson seemed to be that kinda guy that weekend. The guys said I to him, he acknowledged them but didn't even bother to look their way or pause. Seems he was in a rush to be somewhere.
It's nice to hear stories like Tiger's, where the fame and money hasn't inflated his head, like some others like Kanye West. So let's just hope it stays that way or else I'm going to have to start hating on Tiger like I do on Kanye.
Monday, June 23, 2008
R.KELLY GETS AWAY WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
R.Kelly will be in another scandal in the future watch. I think the guys got a lot of other tapes that the Fed's don't know about.
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS HER BABY
THE GREAT GEORGE CARLIN DIES AT 71
Today is a sad day for comedy. One of the greatest comedians succumbs to heart failure and dies at the age of 71. Carlin is best known for his comic routine ''Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television''.
He was a comedic pioneer that loved to skate on thin ice with censorship.
He appeared in such moves as Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures, Jersey Girl, and Scary Movie 3.
His comedy and screen presence will be greatly missed.
Here is a clip from his most famous comedic routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Sunday, June 22, 2008
NICK 6 APOLOGIZE vs JABBAWOCKEEZ APOLOGIZE REMIX
Nick 6 - Apologize
Jabbawockeez - Apologize Remix
DANCE ON SUNSET: TONY TESTA IS A JOKE
Now he's gonna get a bunch of kids in America beat up on the playground for doing his stupid dance moves. I wanna see a kid bust Testa's "Fresh Squeeze" move during a battle. Or rock his "Air Guitar" move in a competition...guaranteed beat down.
I wouldn't put it past him if he choreographed this weeks routine for Extreme Dance Force on ABDC2.
I've seen some of his choreography on youtube and it's not impressive at all. He's more of a theatrical choreographer than a hip-hop choreographer. He is definitely no where close to Shane Sparks league. He's more of the choreographer for the rich suburbs kids rather than a urban choreographer for middle class to poor kids. Check out this clip and notice that the audience seems mostly white kids that live in the burbs...
NICK 6 DANCE CREW'S IS A JOKE DANCE CREW
They come off like really annoying little punks. That guy Hefa acts like a gay Samoan not to mention he looks like that guy Vili Fualaau, the one that had sex with his teacher Mary Kay Letourneau, had two of his kids and are now happily married. But gay version of Vili. Then there's the Filipina girl. She's totally OA. She's so fake it annoys the sh#t out of me. The rest aren't any different, they all think they're big time celebrities. I think they think they're bigger than let's say Miranda Cosgrove. Not even close. They're like D-list celebrity Kathy Griffin and Miranda's like A-list Angelina Jolie. That's how off they are, but they act like they're A-list celebs. It's so annoying.
LIL WAYNE HITS A MIL IN SALES: WHO BUYS HIS CRAP?
I prefer the styles of Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Common, or Kanye West. They a more solid and rich structure to their music. Lil Wayne's style is just nasty, half the time I don't know what he's saying or what he's rapping about. And his latest single "Lollipop" isn't very creative. I think it's pretty lame. I think all his music is pretty lame. But his newest CD is in demand like a "Jabbawockeez" shirt. I dunno I don't get it. Rap music today has become so contrived and gimmicky that it's just not fun to listen to. Only some artists like Common, Mos Def and Talib Kweli stay true to the music and put out music with actual substance to it.
Friday, June 20, 2008
WEEK 1 REVIEW OF ABDC2
SOREAL CRU
They had a solid performance, nice and clean. Nothing that would wow you but still a good performance. It was a great way to start off the night. Solid dance crew. I gave them 4 out of 5 stars.
SUPREME SOUL
During the Live Auditions I hated these guys because of their big egos and because of that one Filipino guy with the squinty stare like. It's annoying. But I thought they were pretty good dancers. This first week, I consider them to be one of the worst performance. They belonged in the bottom 5 not the top 5. Their routine was just hard to follow and they pretty much stayed in one spot didn't utilized the stage. They saturated their routine with the arm movements. By the end I was sick of those arm movements. SS get's a 2 out of 5 stars.
EXTREME DANCE FORCE
Now these guys are straight out preppy boys that can kinda dance. Their routine was terrible. Looked like they were doing an aerobics routine. They were terrible. I really didn't enjoy their getting to know the crew segment. They act like they want to earn respect and not be the boy band suburb livin rich kids that they are casted as but in their segment they all go and get facials. It's kinda hard trying to give them respect when they act like the rich brats that people type cast them as. I gave them 1/2 of a star.
ASIID
BOOGIE BOTS Now this crew is one of Celebrity Haider's favorite crew next to Super Cr3w coming into this season priemere. Boogie Bots where good. They brought it. Some sloppy transactions and formations but they still brought it. They get a 3.5 out of 5 stars.
SUPER CR3W
HAiDER's other favorite crew had the best performance of the night. The ninja theme really killed it. Some of their stunts were amazing very very entertaining. They had a theme in their heads and they went out and excuted it to the fullest. The BBoys rocked it. It was to short of a performance at the end you wanted to see more. I gave them a 5 out of 5 stars
PHRESH SELECT
They looked smooth out there. They had excelent formations and utilized the big stage space they had. I loved how they brought in the old school kid n play dance move and that one stunt at the end was dope. I gave these guys 3 out of 5 stars
SASSX7
I don't get these girls they either they want to be known for looking like cheerleader or not, but that night they looked like the freaking cheerleaders they are. The Los Angeles Lakers cheerleadering squad. They get 1 out 5 stars.
FANNY PAK
Okay here is the crew I was raggin on during live auditions, but I'm gonna have to eat my words from before because this crew brought it. They were surprisely entertaining and very good. I have to give it up to them. I gave them 3.5 out of 5 stars.
DISTORTED X
Based on performance that night. I believe that Fanny Pak and Distorted X "DID NOT" belong in the bottom. Based on that night it should have been Extreme Dance Force and SassX7. Distorted X had a hot routine, the girls busted the little shirt lift tease and their overall routine was good. I gave them 3 out of 5 stars.
So in the end who got sent home? Distorted X. Big disappointment because again they did not along with Fanny Pak did not belong in the bottom. They both rocked it but the judges had to choose a team to go and it was Distorted X. Next week should be a given on who's gonna go home. The cheerleader chics just don't belong in the this competition. It's not for them. They're good at what they do but they belong in their element. They need to be in the Nationals or something. Bring it on...
The real test starts on next weeks show. Just how well each team deals with a different theme every week and how well they can prepare on a short time frame. That start to weed out the weaker crews and the stronger and more talented crews will emerge. We'll just have to see in the next couple of weeks.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
BOSTON CELTICS: THE THREE AMIGOS BRING IT HOME
The deadliest trio in the NBA right now are these three...aka "The Three Amigos!" They've worked hard all year long to get where they wanted to get to. And boy did they get it. By destroying the Los Angeles Lakers by 40 points.
Kevin Garnett has been trying so hard in Minnesota but couldn't bring one home. Ray Allen has been chasing that quest for a ring also. Paul Pierce has finally got a winning team behind him. But will the trio be there next year? Probably not. This was Bostons year. Simple as that.
I am still down with the Lakers though but this time I just had to root for the guys in green. These three are pretty close to the end of their careers, probably after a season or two. Let these three get theirs before it's too late. I mean come on Kobe Byrant already has 3 championship rings, give it up to the old guys trying to get one before they retire. Now if it where the Lakers vs. Pistons than I'd be all up on the Lakers band wagon. But again since it was a deserving Boston team, I had to go against the Lakers.
Make sense?
BIRD MAN MISSING FOR THE CELEBRATION
The question I had watching the celebration in Boston was, where was Larry Bird? Bill Russell was there along with other Celtic greats. Where was the most famous Celtic?
Can someone anwser that question for me. He's Mr. Celtics and he wasn't there to welcome a 17th championship to his beloved team? I find that as odd behavior.
Was he off making another commercial or a special appearence? Who knows but the greatest Celtic ever wasn't there to celebrate with a "Three Amigos!" (Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, and Paul Pierce).
Really someone tell me why he wasn't there.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
KANYE WEST THINKS HE IS A GIFT TO GOD CREATED BY HIS GREATNESS
Ever there ever was an example of an artist that has let the money and fame get to his head, it's none other than Kanye West himself. His ego is as infinite as the universe. His antics at countless award shows, bursting on stage after losing, throwing baby tantrums here and there. Let's not forget his stupid comments during the Katrina tragedy. From the looks of it, he was a spoiled brat growing up and he still is.
His latest antics take place during the Bonnaroo Music Arts Festival were he went on stage two hours after his scheduled appearance at 2:45 am. He was greeted with boos instead of cheers. Didn't even acknowledge the crowd, nor apologize for his tardiness, cut the performance short, and then didn't even wave "good-bye" to fans as he departed the stage.
The next day other artists were disgusted by Kanye's behavior.
If there is anyone that deserves to have karma unleashed on him 10x fold, it's Kanye. Karma hit him once already when karma said "I'm gonna take the one thing you love the most, your mom, bitch!"
Thank you Karma!
Yea I went there...the don't call me HAiDER for nothing.
Monday, June 16, 2008
OBAMA CALLS OUT BLACK ABSENT FATHERS
For the first time, I agree with the man on an issue. I mean it's a sad but true fact that a majority of black absent fathers are selfish boys who aren't man enough to take on responsibilities. And No one else can bring up the issue, other than Obama, without sounding racist. Maybe he is good for a presidential run? He can address issues of race that white presidents can't. I dunno, I still think America is not ready to allow a minority or a woman as the President of our country. As much as we think we're passed all that, the truth is we're not.
But again props to Obama for calling out the issue. I think it reflects on why some black communities are so bad. People growing up without a father figure filling the void with drugs and gangs. Passing the cycle on to their children and onto their children's children. And endless cycle that has to stop.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
JESSICA ALBA PLAYED THE TRAP GAME ON CASH
Jessica Alba's boyfriend Cash Warren breaks up with her and then a few months later she gets pregnant? I mean I get being broken and still hitting each other up for a "fix" but she was careful when they were together and then now all of a sudden she isn't? Sounds like a trap to me.
TIGER WOODS WILL GO DOWN AS THE GREATEST GOLFER EVER
A predominately white sport Tiger has crushed all that by being the most well known multi-racial golfer of this generation.
Just watching his tournaments on television you see how amazing he is. I can't imagine what is like to be in his presence watching him do his thing. In fact I just watched the highlights of day three of the 2008 U.S. Open and Tiger is just phenomenal. That's the best word to describe him. I mean a 66 ft put on the 13th hole on a downhill slope that broke to the left and he got it dead on center for an Eagle? Come on that's phenomenal. Or what about on 17 in the rough and chips it in for a birdie? Or on 18 a 35 ft put on a slight down slope and a huge break to the right? Gets it dead center again for an eagle. Oh and all this on a tweaked knee that shrieks in pain after each opening drive at the tee? Phenomenal!
All I have to say is that his father taught him well. I've heard of all the things his dad did to ready him for the pros. The countless hours of tedious practices, the numerous exercises to kill the butterflies that being nervous brings out. Would all sound like some form of child abuse now, but look what it did, it made him the best golfer the world will ever know. I really don't believe he gets nervous, he's so focused out on the course that I don't think he ever worries. He's a robot out there. I can't wait to see how his career pans out. I hope he remains keeping his head straight and not trip and do something to taint his image and career. In other words, don't bust a Kobe or O.J.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
A DOUCHE BAG NAMED SCOTT STORCH
I don't think he's as good as people hype him up to be. I still think the top producer of all time is Timbaland. No one can out produce him. He's the king. I think the N.E.R.D. duo producer better than Storch.
He's got all this money but he can't be a man and own up to his responsibilities? By paying child support for his two kids? And you've got all that money yet you can't pay your property tax? Rich people I tell you. Just cause they're rich they think they don't have to pay for property tax or their income tax.
SHOULD THERE BE COMPASION FOR A HEARTLESS KILLER? NO!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
THE HOGANS NEVER ENDING DOWNWARD SPIRAL
Linda Bollea is asking that Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, be held in contempt of court and jailed until he pays. A court order requires them to share the purchase of the condo at The Palms hotel and spa.
Linda Bollea is asking that Hogan be jailed in Pinellas County. That's where the couple's son is serving an eight-month sentence after pleading no contest to causing a crash that seriously injured his friend.
An assistant for Hogan's lawyer says the attorney wasn't immediately available.
These Hogans are just falling apart aren't they? You literally got watch the destruction of their family. And it all started with the move from the suburbs or Florida to the hip and fast part of Florida. Their sons in jail for literally killing his friend, Hogan and his wife split after 20 some years of marriage. Hogan cheated on his wife with a young girl. Linda was seen in Vegas with an even younger man (20 years old) at an event. Their daughter is an unsuccessful singer. What's next for the Hogan's? This family is a joke
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
MADDEN CURSE & IT'S VICTIMS
After recording 1,034 rushing yards in 1999, his production dropped severly. He only rushed for 224 yards the year after he appeared on the cover.
Before Cover: 1,375, 3.9 ypc Averages
After Cover: 892, 3.3 ypc Averages
After appearing on the cover of the 2002 version, Culpepper struggled to a 4-7 start and eventually fell to a knee injury. He now plays for the sad sad sad Oakland Raider team. The team that Madden coached.
Madden 2003
Marshall Faulk - RB, St. Louis Rams
After hitting the 1,000 yard rushing mark in 7 out of 9 seasons, Faulk never hit the mark again. He fell to injury and later had to have reconstructive knee surgery. Though his last game was in the 05' season he remained as a Ram until his announced retirement in March 2007.
Madden 2004
Michael Vick - QB, Atlanta Falcons
Literally days after Madden 2004 was released, Vick injures his fibula and misses all but 5 games of the Atlanta Falcons season. The Falcons ended up with a 5-11 record. Let's not forget the illegal dog fighting, breeding, and butchering he was involved in. Vick is now in serving 23 months in a federal prison.
Ray Lewis - LB, Baltimore Ravens
After earning the honor to appear on the 2005 edition, Lewis looked to be the player to break the curse. But, he broke his wrist in the second last game of the season. Not to mention his legal issues.
After making it to the Super Bowl in 04-05, Mcnabb suffered a sports hernia in the first game of the season, feuded all year with Terrell Owens, and then finally decided to have his injury surgically repaired, effectively ending his season after only 10 games. He's still plagued with injuries.
Shaun Alexander - RB, Seattle Seahawks
Never missing a game in his career and becoming the leagues MVP with 28 rushing TDs before gracing the cover , the Madden Curse proved to be too much for even Shaun Alexander as he cracked a bone in his foot and was injured for several weeks. His production after that was minimal, after 9 seasons in the NFL he now is unemployed. Waiting for a team to pick him up. Thus far none want the cursed Alexander.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK NOT SO NEW ANYMORE
Jordan Knight has proven to be a weird creepy anal diva, who on the show Surreal Life would freak out because people touched his stuff and wouldn't share rooms with of the other cast members. And he was one of the most popular NKOTB member. Look at him now he's as creepy as Scott Baio. It's just funny how the ones the girls went crazy for back in the days become these creepy weirdos still refusing to grow up and move on. Lets name a few. Jordan Knight, Scott Baio, Cory Feldman, and Cory Haim.
Anyways back to NKOTB...
I haven't heard one of their new songs yet, but I really don't plan to. I couldn't stand them then, I can't stand them now. The only one I enjoy seeing is Donnie, but as an actor. I think he's a good dedicated actor, much like his brother Mark. If Mark goes back to Markie Mark and the Funky Bunch I'm going to shoot myself. Because I know then that the world is ending.
I can imagine the NKOTB concerts filled with a bunch of moms trying to relive their youth along with NKOTB. I doubt that there will be young girls there because they probably think it's creepy that a bunch of grown ass men are trying to be the boy band group they once were.
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE OF... AKA RICH CELEBS RUBBING IT IN YOUR FACE
I'm sick and tired of these shows that slap the average person in the face. And I don't understand why other people aren't pissed off with these shows? Oh that's right, cause most of you worship all these celebrities as gods. I mean it's okay to look up to an actor/actress because they're great actors but worshiping them by putting up posters and making photo colleges of them is just straight retarded.
They need to make a show about rich a$$ celebrities getting jacked. Like their cars getting stolen or scratched up. Them falling on the street or running into things. Now that would be more interesting than watching them buy 10 cars just because they're bored. FUCK those shows...
THE EVER SO HOT ALLEY BAGGETT INTERVIEW WITH M&B
Monday, June 9, 2008
MTV'S SWEET 16 AKA SPOILED BRAT SHOW
I just really don't need to see some spoiled brat parading around like they're Gods gift to the world, spending their parents money like they earned it.
All of them have this attitude like they've earned it. When in reality they haven't done shit in life to earn the "Diva" attitude. They haven't put out a record or starred in a movie. All they are are brats of famous and successful people. Mostly all the kids featured on the show you just want to bitch slap or give a good old fashioned a$$ whoopin to.
Over the weekend the had a whole marathon of the show. Even had a few real celebrity ones. Like Shawn Kingston and Bow Wow. Now see those guys you don't mind as much watching them spend their money. Because they worked hard for their money and didn't get it from their parents. It's their actually money. But still it's annoying watching a rich celebrity spend their money on TV. It's like they're rubbing it in the average hard working person's face. It's like "hahaha it took me only one nights performance to earn $100k, it'll take you years!"
Anyways back to this S16 crap show. The girls are such bratty bitches. They bitch and complain about every last thing. Heck all the kids talk down and degrade their parents in front of the camera. If my child had the balls to do that to me in front of a camera. That same camera would catch the worst beat down ever. In today's society kids don't have any respect for their elders. Our society has spoiled our kids with so many luxuries that they don't have any idea what hard work is anymore.
Look at the Hogans. The Hulk and his soon to be ex-wife Linda are terrible parents, who spoiled the shit out of both kids. Now look at their son Nicole, he pretty much killed (I would call a vegetative state pretty much dead) his so called best friend. And til this day won't take responsibility for it.
Final thoughts: F#$k a Sweet 16 show, lets make it a Sweet A$$ Whooppin show. These brats need to be taught a lesson.
DIDDY NOT AS SUCCESSFUL AS HE PORTRAYS
But the reality is that he's a mediocore business man who spends more than he borrows. His clothing line isn't that successful as he plays it off to be. His record company is still struggling to keep afloat since the death of the records number one artist the Notorious B.I.G.
He's got the MTV reality shows that really go nowhere. Where's Babs and Young Choppa?
He's nothing close to a Russell Simons as a mogul and he doesn't have clout like Simons. All in all he's not the big success story as he portrays himself to be.
I know you're probably wondering what the hell you going off on Diddy for. Believe me I was a huge Diddy fan, thought he was the ultimate entrepreneur/business man. But I later realized that he's just a guy who tries so hard to squeeze every last nickel n dime he can get out of the Notorious B.I.G. Even Biggies mom doesn't Diddy. Stated that Biggie and him weren't really close friends, as Diddy claims.
His diva attitude just makes him look more like a guy that's not really in touch with anyone but himself. A grade A selfish greedy man
BILL GATES NO LONGER KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
How could that possibly feel like. To have over $58 billion dollars? You literally could buy anything you want. You can buy a 3rd world country or something. That is insane. I hardly have money to buy lunch. He can afford to fly to Paris for lunch. What a sad sad world.
DONALD TRUMP HATES RICHARD BRANSON, WHY?
Donald Trump hates Richard Branson. He's made it public and has talked on Howard Stern's show about his disgust with Branson. At first I wondered why Trump would take a shot at Branson when usually Trump doesn't open fire unless fired upon first. But then I started reading about both, individually. Looking into their accomplishments and background. I found this...
Donald Trump is not a true entrepreneur nor is he a self made success story. He inherited everything from his father. Used his fathers millions and with the right real estate moves became a billionaire in the 80's. Now with the reality bug up his butt he now pimps his name as a brand, the Trump brand. Along with his black alter ego Sean "Diddy" Combs. Trump is well eduated in business and has a great educational backgound. Trumps arm only reaches around the United States.
Now...
Richard Branson is a true entrepreneur. A self made billionaire. Started off his Virgin company as a mail-order record retailer, 37 years ago. Now his Virgin companies have expanded and revenues exceed $20 billion. And get this he is a High School drop out. No other education. The Virgin brand continues to grow and Branson's arm reaches all over the world.
So...
Now do you understand why Donald Trump hates Richard Branson? It's simple...he's jealous of Branson. Branson is the true self made story while Trump is the silver spooned brat who was handed millions on his lap. Branson is world wide, while Trump is confined to the United States. Branson is worth $4.4 billion and is #236 on the Forbes list of billionaires. While Trump is worth $3 billion and is #368 on the list. He's jealous...heck I'm jealous of both these fags.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW 2: LIVE AUDITIONS
Then there's that cocky crew that claim to have beaten the Jabbawockeez in a battle. Supreme Soul. It seems that the two crews are rivals as at the end of the Jabbawockeez performance when all the crews hit the stage. Supreme Soul made it a point to not give props to the Jabbawockeez. But that's normal, if you're a groups rival. Back in the day we never gave props to crews that were our rivals. So it's understandable, but Supreme Souls cocky attitude won't go over to well with the fans. Confidence is one thing but straight out cockiness is just annoying. And seeing that dude (spiked hair) with the bitter beer face expressions doesn't help the crew. They are good, but so far they haven't really brought anything special. So we'll see how they do during the season.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
THE ORIGINS OF THE JABBAWOCKEEZ NAME REVEALED
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
One two! One two! And through and through
LOOK FOR FORMALITY ON THE NEXT ABDC
JABBAWOCKEEZ REPPING @ LAKERS HALFTIME SHOW
AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW 2 COMMERCIAL
JABBAWOCKEEZ ON MTV MOVIE AWARDS
Friday, June 6, 2008
UGLY BETTY GOES INTERNATIONAL
So basically us ugly people have no chance in Hollywood. We can't even roles to play ugly people. They've got beautiful people for that.
STILL JUST A BLACK & WHITE HOLLYWOOD
Hahaha look at that short funny looking asian person doing those crazy stunts!
What am I talking about you ask? Give us an example you ask? One name...Jackie Chan. In his Chinese movies he's the leading man, in American movies they place him in the role of the comedic sidekick. They don't take Asian actors seriously in Hollywood.
They place martial arts roles to white actors and actresses. Matrix was a terrible display of a white guy with supposed martial arts skills. The same goes with Kill Bill, Uma Therman knows martial arts better than her co-star Lucy Liu's character? Yea that's believable, no. Both Keanu and Uma butchered the art of Martial Arts. It looked like what it was two people that didn't know a single thing about martial arts but were trained for a few months to make it look like they've been doing it for years. Unfortunately it didn't work. They looked awkward and terrible.
IN ACTORS/ACTRESS IN THE PHILIPPINES NOT TRUE FILIPINOS
The Philippines have these super popular actors such as Sam Milby (half white) and Piolo Pascual (Eurasian) have white ancestry. Beautiful actresses such as Bea Alonzo (half Brit) and Anne Curtis (half Austrialian) also have white ancestry. Thus giving them all nice white features.
You have half Pinoys such as actor Rob Schnieder, singer Apl from the Blackeyed Peas, pro wrestler Bautista, singer Enrique Inglesias, singer Cassie, and singer Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls are rep the Flip side of their heritage, but they just aren't pure Filipinos.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
TOP CHEF SEASON 4: WTF IS LISA ONE OF THE FINAL 3
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
CELEBRITY HAiDER BLAST vol. 2
50 CENT: THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
50 Cent is being accused by his ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins of burning down the house with her and their 10 year old son inside the home, owned by 50 Cent.
This just days after 50 Cent tried to get Tompkins evicted from the home he put her up in.
Tompkins, who is no looker at all (what was 50 thinking get with her anyways) definite that it was a molotov cocktail that started the blaze.
Now there are a few things that just doesn't add up. 1. Isn't it a bit suspicious that she knows exactly what started the blaze. Now she wouldn't know that unless she saw 50 holding it. 2, it would be hard for 50 cent to start a fire if he was off in Louisiana shooting a movie when the blaze broke out. 3. Tompkins has been arguing with 50. publicly in order to attract attention? Yep.
HAiDERS final opinion? She's lying her pants off. She was going to get evicted anyhow from his property. She in a stupid rage burned the house down possibly considering killing herself and her son. She's the one contacting all the news agencies (any that would listen to her story) tyring to blast 50 Cent publicly thus trying to win sympathy votes. She's a skank.
BILLY RAY CYRUS: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HARD LOOKING COUNTRY BOY?
To be honest I prefer the mullet do he had back in the day. At least it made him look tougher. You know, the guy that used to break them achy breaky hearts?
Monday, June 2, 2008
KOBE BRYANT: SCORING WITH ANOTHER VANESSA
The website alleges that Kobe was having an affair with a female other than his wife who is also named Vanessa. Apparently the other girl is 18 year old Vanessa Curry. She was a Laker Girl, but resigned during the season, because she said she was pursuing another career. All her info has been taken down on the Lakers's official website.
His wife is still hot and what I mean by that is after two kids she still looks like the way she does, before she had kids, that's hot. For women that's a hard thing to do, especially after multiple kids. To think he's willing to throw that all away for an immature 18 year old girl that probably has yet to figure out what she wants out of life, stupid. Kobe you're one of the best players to ever play ball, but you're also one of the most selfish players to play. Be happy with what you've got and be appreciative of all that's given to you. You need to take notes from Lebron James. He's a lot younger than you in age but his maturity surpasses yours by a decade, he's got his priorities straight. Grow up Kobe and be a real family man. But first Go ahead and win another Championship for L.A. And when you do don't forget to thank Gasol.