Sunday, March 30, 2008

Lower Back Tattoos Now Available at Toys R Us

Article credit goes to VH1's Best Week Ever
Posted by Alex Blagg at 03/27/08 2:43pm

Head’s up, parents! If you’re one of those long-suffering people who've wished your daughter could have some sweet ink on her lower back just like mommy does, but have reservations about the ethics involved with giving your grade-schooler a permanent tat, FEAR NOT, for some genius sticker-maker has given you a new option: Lower Back Tattoo Stickers. Yes, now your adorable little ten year-old can finally have the kind of tramp stamp that tells boys on the playground that she might just give them an HJ under the monkey bars if they play their cards right. And best of all, it’s been made conveniently available by the good people at Toys ‘R Us, who have strategically placed this hot new line of child-ruining accessories in the vending machines by the door, so right between the Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse stickers, your kid can find the fake “Do Me Harder” lower back tattoo she’s always wanted!

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