Monday, March 10, 2008


Rumor has it that Matthew McConaughey wants to name his upcoming son (with girl friend Camille Alves) after a beer. How retard is Matthew's thinking? His even more retarded brother Rooster (hmm) McConaughey named his son Miller Lite. Well it's way better than being named after a farm animal I guess. So I wonder what Mat wants to name his kid. Guinness Draught McConaughey, Steele Reserve McConaughey, Samuel Adams McConaughey, Blue Moon McConaughey, or Corona Extra McConaughey.

To bad for him his girl friend ain't having any of it. Luckily one of them is smarter than the other. I can imagine the shit he got from his girl for even bringing it up to her. But people get named weird names. The most unique name I have ever seen anyone named was this lady by the name of Epiphany. Apparently she was an epiphany to her parents. Some people are just so hicksville.

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