BRANDON LEE LAST INTERVIEW DURING FILMING OF THE CROW

EXTENDED FUNBOY SCENE:THE CROW

This is the directors cut extended scene of Funboy's demise in the movie The Crow. Why they shortened it, I have no idea. It was good scene.

BRANDON LEE'S THE CROW WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently tapping...you heard me tapping right?"

"Mother is God in the lips and hearts of all children...morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you."

A brilliant movie I tell you. For one whole summer I watched Brandon Lee's The Crow every night. I didn't go out with any of my friends. I just stayed home and became a hermet. It was the best summer of my life. To this day I still know everyone of his lines in the movie. The weird thing is I don't own a copy of the movie. 

Truely Brandon Lee's best movie of his short career. I keep telling everyone if he was still with us, he'd have been Neo in the Matrix series. Cause I mean come on Keanu doing kung fu? It was ridiculous. It was like watching Sean Penn go full retard in I Am Sam. In fact it was like watching a retard doing kung fu. BL would have been perfect for the Matrix. He knows kung fu [thanks to his father the master] and he spoke well. Unlike Keanu who still sounds like a high surfer dude.

The other movies of The Crow series were nothing but a joke to Brandon's. BL became The crow, he will always be remembered as The crow. He's made the image into an icon.

I just literally read on IMDB.com that there is a reboot of The Crow movie in the works. Directing it will be Stephen Norrington director of Blade and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Honestly I can't think of anyone that could match BL's performance. The only one that would come close would be Heath Ledger...but he's no longer here.  It would have to be a no name actor, because I can't see anyone in Hollywood right now that could come close to filling BL's shoes. It's a tall task to take on. I hope they make it worth the watch. We'll see.

THE NEW YEAR NOTHING SPECIAL JUST A NEW NUMBER

Since I'm on a tirade this morning I thought I would continue with the upcoming New Year. For the country it is going to be a momentous year. Because the first black man will be sworn in as President of the United States. Which then of course will bring a lot of death threats and assassination attempts on his life.  But it will also be a test to see if America can rebuild it's image.

It's an exciting time for most people but for the few like myself 2009 will start off on a bad note. And will most likely escalate into more terrible situations and issues. It's the story of my life basically. The question is how long can I stand to live life this way? How long can any one of us live life in terrible situations?

With that said, what is there to look forward to on New Years? It's just another year, one number higher than the last. It's like someone who counts really really super duper slow has been counting all these year. It's really not a big deal. It's really just an excuse to party and drink.

The funny part is at the beginning of the new year every one's got their list of things they are going to do different the new year. But after a week or two or maybe even a month, they forget about it and it never gets accomplished. We get this false sense of a fresh start at the new year, it's kinda like a meth head completing rehab and a week later he's back to getting at fix. It's a temporary feeling.

I'll tell you what he meaning full new years is. The turn of a millennium for one. That's a historic event. Like 8 years ago when it turned 2000. Everyone was scared that all computers personal and professional would somehow go nuts with the turn of the millennium.  The Y2K bug. Nothing serious came of it. The media hyped it up and blew it out of proportion...as usual. But people did freak out. A lot of people prepped their emergency supplies. Buying up bottled waters and canned foods. While ones with military connections amassed MREs to last them for a whole year.

Well anyways my eyes are hurting now and my pies are still baking in the oven [still prepping for the New Years eve party tonight]. Marjorie [I know you're reading this] I might have an egg/custard pie for you. All depends on how this batch turns out. Expect a text later today.

THE HILLS? OLD NEWS IT'S THE CITY NOW

Well our Manhattan "fresh air" loving girl from the The Hills, Whitney Port has her own show, The City. It followers her life as she moves up the ladder in the fashion industry, as only a white person can truly move up, booge [urban slang for stuck up].

Being on an aggravated mood lately as I was watching one of the episodes last night I couldn't help but get angry when Whitney and her "City" friends went out to eat at a nice rooftop restaurant. I literally wish I could have gone there, walked up to their table and said "So which one of you booge bitches wants to get thrown off the roof firs?"

The shows as lame as The Hills. It follows pretty much the same formula. We already are getting a glimpse of who's the evil menace on the show. It's the girl that works with her. Then she's got the annoying Australian boyfriend, who happens to be a rocker I think. I don't know I don't give a shit. But that accent is so fucking annoying.

The Hills fans will love the show as much as they loved The Hills.

Whatever...dumb asses. Well I'm off to prep of fucking new years eve dinner. It's fucking 12:30am and I have to prep for tonight's dinner already. Fuck just call me TOP CHEF.

Oh if you're wondering why I'm writing "Fuck" a lot. I figured I'd get my fucking fucks in before the new fucking year comes. I think I hardly used this fucking word this whole year, so this is all the fucking bottled up fucks I'm letting out.

CELEBRITY HAIDER GOES MYSPACE

Okay so I did what I never thought I'd ever do. I joined in on the myspace scene. Hey it's all for networking and promoting my agenda. That's why I finally did it. Besides I'm pushing the clothing line that I'm in on with my business partner Alix Ako. So what.

It's not about the social scene. It's about using people to get the word out about ME. I am Chris Haider and everyone will know my name. That's my approach to it. I'm tired of being a nobody. So I'm gonna use myspace to be somebody. I just have to figure out if I want to be the person people love to hate...like the lovely Spencer and Heidi or do I want to be well liked like Will Farrell....Nah, Heidi and Spencer. Thas me...

Heck my goal for 2009 is to be one of the most hated personalities there is. I'm tired of being nice. It's just so weak.

Anyways myspace yea I'm on it. Fuck it. Fuck you! Fuck everything, Fuck everyone! Happy Fucking NEW YEARS! Fuck the new year!

Can you tell I'm a whole lot of aggravated right now? Well if you knew all the shit I'm going through right now you'd understand.

Oh by the way my myspace URL is www.myspace.com/celebrityhaider

DENNIS MILLER IS A GRADE "A" DOUCHE BAG

Nobody really liked his comedy before when he was doing the news on Saturday Night Live. No one likes his comedy still. A retard telling jokes is funnier than. Mr. Educated comedy man Dennis Miller.

Who changed his tone of comedy to more of a racist tone after 9/11. Now he pretty much views every Muslim person as a terrorist. His answer to terrorism is to bomb all the middle eastern countries. Pretty much fuck'em kill all the women and children while your at it is his stance. He's just a real grade "A" douche bag that belongs buried somewhere in death valley.

Elton John best put it after his performance following Miller's 20 minute right tilting comedy at a charity event in Las Vegas in 2003 "Americans are always asking why the rest of the world hates them. Well, the reason is Dennis Miller. You've all gone mental if you like that.

Recently Miller has been taking jabs at Obama. Talking about the only topic Republicans liked to talk about when talking about Obama, his past associations. From all the crap he was talking about, it pretty much sounded short of calling Obama a towel head and Nigger. That's what I got from his tone. I mean the guy is a volcano of hatred and anger. More so than myself I might add. He's all about America! Fuck everyone else. That's his angle of thought.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's called the coming inauguration of President-Elect Obama the in"nigger"ation. Heck I've heard it around here and it's just ignorance at it's best. And this I heard from a minority mind you. You see here the older generation Filipinos are very conservative and simple minded. The younger generation is full of free thinkers and hopeful optimists. Dennis Miller is part of that old generation of conservative thinking. I mean the guy was born in 1953. I'm sure he hates gays and feels we should bomb them as well.

I say if you've got your head on straight [like I do] than you say FUCK YOU! Dennis Miller. I hope you die soon because your life isn't worth shit. You child molesting, pedophile looking mutha sucka.

WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY A CULT CLASSIC

Remember during those rainy days or special movie treats in elementary, the teacher would ask what movie the class would like to watch? And what was the majority of the suggestions be? Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder.

I loved that movie when I was a kid and as an adult it's still one of my all time top 5 favorite movies. Gene Wilder was just amazing in that movie. I'd compare it to the performance of Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight. You're just so captivated by his performance. He was erratic and psychotic, but he was always thinking 5 steps ahead. Everything was planned out perfectly. Just like Heath's Joker in the Dark Knight.

The way the screen play was modified and tweaked from the original book was nothing sort of genius. From the countless literature quotes referenced by Willy Wonka to the meaningful songs of the Oompa Lompas the movie was extraordinary.

Then Tim Burton got the right to do a remake. He hired an amazing actor to play Willy Wonka, Johny Depp. But boy were both terribly wrong for this movie. Tim Burton's vision for the movie was disgusting to watch. Johnny Depp's performance was equally disgusting. Tim Burton's style is out of date. It's circa 1990s. And Depps interpretation of Wonka was as if he were imitating Michael Jackson. And don't get me started with the Oompa Loompa [singular] . Tim Burton totally missed the essence of the original movie. The formula that made it such a cult classic. I would not ever dare purchase Tim Burtons version, in fact if someone gave it to me as a gift I would throw it away in front of their face. I would consider it as an insult that they would think of giving that to me as a gift.

MANDONNA THE MAN THING

"Yea I'm Mandonna! I'm fucking sexy! I wish I had a penis in the shape of a guitar so I can play sweet music with it while I jam it up your ass!"

Seriously if you offered me $10 million dollars I would not sleep with this man thing. Not even for the $76 million that Guy Ritchie earned getting butt raped by Mandonna for a few years.

$100 million plus, than I might consider taking it up the ass from Mandonna for a year.

But offer me $250 million and I'll be happy to take it up there for two years while saying "Thank you sir, may I have another!" the whole time. Of course I'll never be looked at the same way again but at least I'll be one rich bitch.

MORE HAIDER RANT ABOUT GANGSTA'S

"A harmless gangsta is a dead gangsta." You're stupid to think you're safe because the leader of a gang is locked up in prison? What you don't realize is that by keeping him alive he  gives orders and runs the gang from the comfort of his own cell. We pay for his food, clothes and living conditions while he's in prison. That feel good to you? That your hard earned tax paying dollars go to giving these thugs a comfortable life? While a lot of us go homeless with this disgusting economy? We loose everything...no food, no clothes, no decent living conditions. For you and your wife and kids. But these losers get everything for free. That make you feel good?

I say execute all harden criminals and gangstas. For the petty criminals, house them until their time is served and put them on probabtion for longer periods. That should free up a lot of over crowded prison facilities, which can then be converted as a means to house and help the less fortunate. I'd rather have my tax paying dollar go to someone that is seeing hard times.

I really loathe gang members and piece of shit thugs. I laugh when I hear a gang member is killed in the evening news. There should be no place in society for them. Glorifying their life styles should be a crime.

And there should be no place for people like PST Gear who glorify that lifestyle. Ha, thought I'd throw that in there.

GANGLAND THUGS GLORIFIED BY MTV, BET, AND THE MEDIA

I now and then watched an episode of the History Channels series "Gangland" and as usual I was disgusted at what I saw. The story of another retard with an IQ of an apple puts together an elaborate organization of piece of shit gangsters. Who terrorize and destroy their neighborhoods just so they can stuff their pockets with drug money.

Black people in run down communities blame everyone else for their situation, but the never look to blame the real cause of it. The gang ruling their neighborhoods and cities. Why? Because they are afraid of getting killed for speaking out.

But you know who else is to blame? MTV, BET, the media, and Hollywood. MTV gave a lot of these thugs that platform to spew out their venom's, so did BET. The media would create a love affair with these thug rappers and the audience [us, the viewers] and of course Hollywood would come in and glorify that love affair.

Now those thugs that used to do nothing but contribute to the death of their communities are now living lavish life styles. Mingling with celebrities. Making millions of retarded rap jingles. And becoming role models to the young generations.

Who are these thug rappers? Here's to name a few: Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, 50 Cent, The Game, and Lil Wayne. Most have criminal records, most have served some time in the system. But yet most are considered role models to kids. It goes to show how out of whack our society has gotten through the influence of television and the media.

I am a strong believer that harden criminals and gang thugs DO NOT deserve a second chance in life. I don't believe they are worth the air they breathe and therefore should be put down. Much like a mad/wild dog is put down. But as long as our nation is filled with peace loving, God loving conservatives the problem will continue until the end of civilization. 

Glorified drug selling thug 50 Cent should not be making millions and millions of dollars from the people. He is nothing but a user and abuser of the people. He sold drugs that killed a lot of people. He has no remorse for that. Don't bother him. As long as it filled his pockets with cash. He should be seen for what he really is a low-life drug dealing loser. But no he's not, he's been glorified by Hollywood as a kid who tragically lost his mother, who in the aftermath of the loss had to hustle his way into becoming a man and then becoming a gangsta rapper. Now that's the American dream right there ain't it?

It's crap that's what it is. Rap has gone from it's roots being a positive force to a negative force that exploits money, sex, drugs, guns, and murder.

If Obama really wants to make a change. He needs to destroy gangs in America. 

WHITNEY PORT NIP ENJOYING SOME "FRESH AIR"

So I was searching around for Whitney Port images to use for my last post when low and behold I hit paydirt. The Whitney Port nipslip! Here you go enjoy.

Bikini tans are so not hot. But seeing one of her twins out getting some "fresh air" is totally hot.

WHITNEY PORT LOVES THAT MANHATTAN FRESH AIR

The Hills Whitney Port recently declared that she loved the "fresh air" of Manhattan. Either she's a stereotypical "dumb blonde" or what she meant by that is compared to Los Angeles, Manhattan air is fresher. That would make more sense, considering the air in Los Angeles is pretty close to being hazardous waste.

But I'm not giving her that much credit. She's a dumb dense blonde. If it has nothing to do with materialistic fashion than it's all alien to her.

SPENCER & HEIDI AS FAKE AS HER BREASTS

The two fakest people alive again live up to their name. The Superficial.com reports that the AP looked into their court marriage, that aired on the season finale of the The Hills. But the AP found out that the scene in the show was staged by MTV and was filmed in a court room after hours. Also that the judge presiding over them on the show isn't really a judge. Says the Beverly Hills Courts.

At this point nothing surprises me with these two. I mean they are the most talentless couple you could ever imagine. Not to mention everything about them is fake.

I'm glad that The Hills' run is probably done and will now move on to Whitney who moves to New York City to work in the fashion industry.

Spencer & Heidi have bragged about TV deals to do their own show for awhile now but nothing has materialized and nothing will. I suspect Spencer will pop in every now and then on friend Brody's show Bromance.

Soon everyone will forget about these two fake ass losers.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS SEE YOU ALL IN 2009

Enjoy the holidays! Be with your families and take responsibility by being there for your kids this Christmas [man up]. Make sure they have nothing less than a wonderful Christmas.  Cherish in their joy as they open presents, relish in their care free state of mind being children. Live through them. 

Don't be like A-Rod and ditch your family to receive strap-on lovin from Mandonna on Christmas. It's just not right.

Be appreciative of what you have, not what's in box. 

With that said you better do as I say or else I'm sending over these two blondes to rough you up. Oh and did mention they'll be strapped with strap-ons?

Merry Christmas!

PHILIP RIVERS: THE GREAT WHITE SNUB

Anyone that knows me, knows that I'm a big Chargers fan...even though I divorced them this year for embarrassing  in front of all the Chargers haters this season. Being they have so much "talented" players. But one player that I've always talked about since his draft has been Philip Rivers. I will back him til his careers over. Even when he starts to show his age. Because he'll go done as the Chargers greatest QB ever. Even better than Dan Fouts. And I'll tell you why I think that...

Since taking the reigns from Drew "incompetent" Brees he's shown why he was drafted. His first year as a start he went 14-2. His second year as a starter he had a slow first half of the season, but drastically improved in the second half and by the end playing in the AFC championship game with two blown out knees, he became a hero to everyone in the league. He failed to disclose to the public that both his knees where hurt with one severely injured, that it required surgery, but despite it all, including the pain he decided postpone the surgery til after the title game. His toughness drowned out all the hateful feelings that a lot of people had for Rivers because of his sideline antics and verbal discussions with fans and players of the opposing teams last season.

This season Rivers came back from surgery  stronger and better than he's ever been. He currently leads the league in passer rating with 101.4. With 3,515 yards passing and  28 touchdowns and only 11 INTs. His yard-per-attempt average is 8.2. Despite the stellar stats in his third starting season. He becomes the big "Snub" of this years pro bowl.  He was beat out by the ever so popular Brett Favre. Who's stats "this season" aren't up to par compared to Rivers. Favre has a passer rating of 86.5. His passing yards are 3,052 with 21 TDs and 17 INTs. His yard-per-attempt average is 6.8. So how does he become the starting QB and Rivers doesn't?

It's simple. The players and fans around the league still see Rivers as the guy who likes to talk it up to the fans and other players. They still have this distaste for him as a guy who trash talks to much on the field. Players like Dre Bly from the Broncos last season claimed that Rivers was a nobody, that he didn't deserve respect because he hasn't done anything [at the time got upset with him] in the league to show he's deserving. But after finishing TOUGH and STRONG last season and continuing into this season. Bly wouldn't and couldn't say he hasn't done anything because he has. He's one of the top QB's this season, despite his teams sorry record. Bly and other players and fans that still dispise Rivers won't give him the respect he deserves so to snub him out of the Pro Bowl is their way of showing their dislike for him. Who has shown Chargers fans that he's the real deal QB that the team has desperately been seeking for since the retirement of Stan Humphries and the Dan Fouts era.

And then there's Brett Favre. Who really needs to get his last name respelled, because I'm tired of putting the "R" before the "V" [the way it should be spelled considering how he pronounces it]. Anyways. Favre. By far one of if not the greatest QB of all time, toppling even the great Joe Montana. Everyone loves Favre. I love Favre. He's great, BUT has he had a great year this season with a New Team? No.  Does he deserve to be in the Pro Bowl? No. But since he's so well liked and everyone thinks he could retire again after this season they want to seem him play as much as they can he's in. 

But Rivers who deserves it more, doesn't because he's still disliked. Even if the Chargers miraculously make it to the playoffs and win it all in the end all because of Rivers' performances he still won't get respect from players like Bly and fans alike. Because to them he's just the talker and nothing more. They won't accept that he's the man that can talk the talk and walk the walk.

And really how is diabetic boy [Jay Cutler] in the pro bowl over Rivers?  Cutler has a QB rating of 88.6. He doesn't deserve to be there over Rivers. He deserves a pro bowl anal [I don't even know what...yea]. Someone seriously give him some ICE in paradise. Really someone switch his insulin shot with a shot of crack. Better yet someone over sugar his food or change his Gatorade to red bull or any highly sugared energy drink. It would be entertainment to see him just pass out into a diabetic coma on the field.

Anyways bottom line is Brett Favre is in because he's so well liked. Rivers is out because he's so well hated. Cutler is in because he gives good head to Ref's that call a game in his favor.

AKO APPAREL REPPIN @ WOWOWEE SAN DIEGO

Here's a little clip of Ako Apparel's apparance on Wowowee tour in San Diego. One of the dancers are sportin it during Billy Crawfords performance...

PST GEAR: CHRIS HAIDER PUTS 'EM ON BLAST

So being baised because I'm affiliated with another clothing company starting up here sunny SD, have to TALK DOWN to the competition. And that competition is PST [Pinoy Street Team] Gear. Or they like to call themselves PI PIMPS.

Here comes my rant...ready?

I call them ass punks. Any crew that dubs themselves pimps are fucken PUNKS! Most of this crew is in their late 20s and early 30s but they still act like their still in High School.

Let's look at their mission statement:

"Our Mission is to evoke Philippines Culture through a clothing line inspired by the various leaders and life styles throughout the world. Our Vision is to support and promote greatness within the Philippines Community on a world platform through sponsorships of specific individuals, groups, and organizations with common goals. Tight designs with an O.G. gee. Spittin out the Sickest Designs to Pinoys and Pinays for a mass appeal of style n originality."

I got stomach cramps from laughing so hard. "to evoke Philippines Culture..." He keeps referring to us "Filipinos" as Philippines. I'm willing to bet that the owner wasn't born in the PI or lived in the PI to an age where he could remember it. 

I look through their website and all their so called "Tight Designs" are at best novice. Their website itself was designed nicely by a web guy. But their clothing designs look like they're designed by someone that never took a single graphic design class. It looks like someone got their hands of a hacked copy of Adobe's Creative Suite and tried to teach himself graphic design...and boy did he fail miserably.

And now they've pushed out Manny Pacquio shirts [and I don't think they licensed to use his likeness] because of the big Pacquio/DeLa Hoya fight. They're the shirts above...I know, one of the ugliest shirts I've ever seen.

All their promoting is essentially "wanksta" gear. All their photos, designs and sponsored people are all thugs. They embrace the gangsta lifestyle. They want to be hardcore thugs. Bandanna's? That's not the Filipino Culture. That's the whack Americanized Pinoys that black. It's not the true essence of Filipino's. They've totally missed the mark. I'm not down with punks like these guys. PI Pimps...are you in high school still? Lame. Really really lame.

It's all a big party for these guys. I mean the owner was part of the big party promoters in San Diego...Legend Entertainment. So I mean he's definitely got that party scene mentality. You know the immature mentality that most of us had when we were in HIGH SCHOOL! Dude you're over 30 man...grow up and do a clothing line that has a mature tone to it. Not not stupid gangster crap.

The only thing these fools have going for them is they have money to produce a lot of products.  But who really wants to buy products with poor design quality? These designs would be laughed at on the mainstream platform. They just aren't well thoughtout designs. They're so over designed...cluttered.

I'm saying it because my friends would never say it. Because they're to nice over there. But since Chris Haider likes to step on toes it's no big deal for me to do it. Hey it's all shits n giggles to me. Just another day in the life of a hater.

BRUCE LEE KARATE CHOP PAINTING

Keeping with the Bruce Lee theme here. My friend told me about this dude that painted Bruce Lee on a wall with his hands in a karate chop motion...jus watch the vid.

NOKIA N96 BRUCE LEE LIGHTING MATCHES COMMERCIAL

Here's another commercial from the Nokia Bruce Lee campaign. Amazing...

NOKIA N96 BRUCE LEE PING PONG COMMERCIAL

This has got to be one of the best commercials ever...the greatest martial arts fighter of all time is back for a brief moment...

SPENCER & HEIDI: WHY WHY WHY DO WE PAY ATTENTION TO THEM?

I'm about fed up with seeing these to goobers on the cover of the tabloids and being talked about on a weekly basis. Them and Britney Spears. But at least Britney has done something to get the attention and fame.

These to lame ducks are on a stupid scripted so-called reality show. That's it. But yet they're making tabloid cover after cover.

Who really cares about their lives? Seriously. I mean Lauren Conrad is a fame seeker/junkie herself. I mean look when a friend gets to much attention from the media she drops them like bees on a corpse.

But these two are by far the worst. The live on being the so called evil villans in this poorly written scripted show. Well not as poor as my articles and rants on this blog. But still those two need to disapear for reals. They just get on my nerves like heck. If I ever saw him I think I'd throw eggs at them, rotten ones.

The day they disappear from the public eye and the tabloids I will not pick up another tabloid mag. I'm on tabloid strike until they get rid of Spencer & Heidi from their paper and not to mention Britney crap.

RYAN SEACREST: A GOLDEN MICROPHONE

Yes Ryan Seacrest has a golden microphone. I saw a clip of on his radio talk show gig earlier this week and I quickly noticed that the microphone he's talking to was gold.

Wow what a narcissistic little prick. How pompous is that? Gee, even the great King of all Media himself HOWARD STERN doesn't have a gold microphone.

Who the fuck has a such an ego that he would get himself a golden microphone? Ryan Seacrest of course. I really don't understand why this guy is so sought after. I mean he's just another Carson Daily. No better or no worse. But he's quickly becoming the king of all media. Howard Stern has nothing on Seacrest. Howards just king of Satellite at this point.

WANTED: EXCITING MOVIE BUT MISSING SOMETHING

What was missing was the suit that's featured in the comic book and in the video game based on the movie. It would have been real cool if he donned the suit.

Other than that the movie looked great. Very fun to watch and Angelina Jolie...what can you say. She's smoking hot. A little to skinny in this movie though, but still freaking hot!

I really would have liked to see the suit worn in this movie. Well if there's a slight chance that a sequel were to come out than I hope the suit makes it's debut.

How many of us feel like the normal life that we lead isn't what our destiny had in store for us? I feel that way everyday. What if you could wake up one morning and told that you had a special gift that you where skilled in ways you could only imagine? I would freaking take full advantage of it.

ANGELINA JOLIE WANTED BATH SCENE A DIG ON ANISTON?

Now in the movie The Breakup with Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston does a nude scene where she exposes her bare ass. It was a scene I didn't care for to much. In fact it probably is the only need scene that I didn't stop and pause and replay. I just didn't want to.

Skip ahead a couple of years to Angelina Jolie's movie Wanted [based on the comic book] and Jolie has a nude scene. The difference between Jolie's and Aniston is that Jolie only flashes her assets briefly before covering up with a towel. Aniston on the other hand [is desperate for attention] bares it for a good minute or a little less. Plus Jolie's worth pausing and rewinding and playing over and over again...because Jolie is smoking hot compared to the aging average talent Aniston.

Here's a clip of that scene just in case the picture wasn't good enough for you...

CHARGERS: A GOOD TEAM GONE BAD

So I was at a friends party and of course the fellas talk nothing but sports. I telling myself that I didn't want to get into any conversation about football because I've turned a cold shoulder to this Chargers squad. I know, people have been on my case about that. Calling me a band wagoner...I just laugh it off. Because I know I've been a Chargers fan since 93 or so. So I've been there with the Ryan Leaf mess. I've been there when they were 1-15. In fact I tell others I'd rather have that 1-15 right now than the team we've got right now. Why? Because at least with the 1-15 team they new they sucked there was no talent there at all. 

But this team. 

Was praised by the NFL as one of the most talented squads to ever be assembled. Really? I don't fucking see it. DO YOU? Their franchise player [Ladanian Tomlinson] has more success with commercials than he does on the field. A 1.7 average yards per carry against the Atlanta Falcons? "Oh it's cause he doesn't have Lorenzo Neal blocking for him anymore." is the common excuse given by a hardcore LT fan. My response to that? He didn't have LoNeal before he, and he was doing fine. It looks like now that he DEPENDED on LoNeal too much. Now that he doesn't have that luxury he can't make it happen. He can't make anything happen. Michael Turner doesn't have a LoNeal, he's tearing shit up. He makes it happen on his own. It's clear now LT's NFL age is showing, it's also clear that AJ should have tagged Turner or ensure he's still around just to ultimately be the replacement for LT. But then again he should have fired Marty earlier and made Wade Philips the head coach. But what is a missed opportunity is a missed opportunity. 

It is what it is.

The only two players that really are giving it their all is Philip Rivers and Malcolm Floyd. My friend jumped on me for saying that about Rivers and unfortunately I wasn't able to throw a comeback on his comment that Rivers is the reason we're losing, because I had my god damn kids driving me crazy at the party and I was a little off that day. So sorry James but here's my rebuttal...

Damn fucking right he's the best player on the team this season. He's the only one out there that's acting like he wants to play and win. His first half of the season was crazy. He'd bring them back from deficits his Defense would put them in and he would find a way to claw back. Of course we all know what happened to a lot of those comebacks. Like in Denver. The refs would be hating on the bolts and the defense who couldn't stop a one armed one legged QB with an o-line of retarded midgets throwing to a blind wide receiver with his arms and fingerless hands extended hoping the ball will find it's way to pay dirt...and it always did. The story of the Chargers defense this season, destroying Rivers comeback 4th Qtrs...but don't look at Rivers to blame them, he's to much of a team player to point fingers. Rivers has continuously given the Chargers new hope. His ability to keep going and finding ways to give his receivers countless opportunities to make a play shouldn't go unacknowledged.

Rivers can't help it that he gave Jackson at least 4 perfect deep balls this season, that if he didn't let slip through his hands would have resulted in long TDs, he gave him the opportunity. Jackson just failed to take it. In fact the only dependable target he has who's made big play after big play is Malcolm Floyd and he was the number 4 or 5 receiver [now number 3]. He most likely is now known in the locker room as Mr. Dependable. Because you can count on him to make a play.

But back to Rivers.

So now in the second half of the season people are now on his case for the costly mistakes as of late. We'll you know, you'd make a lot of mistakes too if your O-line all of a sudden forgets how to keep you safe and most of your targets don't know how to get open at all. So he's left with two options keep taking sacks or try to make a play to keep you going. Hence his regrettable INTs. So excuse him for trying to make something happen when clearly most of your star players on the offense are clearly NOT trying...LT.

Final outlook...the Chargers are not the most talented squad praised by the NFL analysts. Now they say on paper they look good, but that's about it. They've become the laughing stock of the NFL. Right now with so many so called talented players they look worse than the Detroit Lions and the Oakland Raiders. They made all of us who backed them up against Denver, New England, KC, and Raider fans look stupid. They spit on our face after we defended them. Accepting any loss is a sign of a loser. They've accepted their season is a loss. They truly are losers. Madden said it best himself. "The Chargers are a GOOD team in the NFL. They are not a GREAT NFL team."

My suggestion to the Chargers. Don't fire Turner...demote him to offensive coordinator. And hire Bill Cowher as head coach. Look for a power runner to replace Tomlinson. In fact try to trade him plus Antonio Gates or Chambers and a first round pick to the Raiders for McFadden. And AJ do not I repeat DO NOT start next season without securing Merriman with a new contract. Keep him. You see what happens the D without him? Be smart...okay I'm tired of this rant. I'm sure most of you as well...

NATALIE PORTMAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND CELIBACY

The Superficial reports that Natalie Portman turned down a roll as a nun in a movie because she didn't understand celibacy. The question is does that mean she doesn't understand it because she doesn't know what the term celibacy is or that she doesn't understand why people live by it. I'll take the latter part.

I guess she won't pretend to be celibate for a movie roll because it goes beyond her beliefs. Which would mean she believes in fucking. Hot nasty probing sex all the time. Nothing less and awhole lot more if you got something to add. I now believe she's a dirty little cunt. I wonder if she's up for anything...anything but CELIBACY that is. Wow I bet all the Star Wars geeks out there are at full light saber attention.

Come on, guys that have had the Natalie experience please come out and share your stories. I'm pretty sure they're interesting...very interesting.

THE DUMBASS AWARD THIS YEAR GOES TO PLAXICO BURRESS

New York Gaints star wide receiver Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at a club over the weekend when his gun slipped out of his waistband down his pant leg. He attempted to show off his WR hand skills by quickly securing the handgun but he fumbled around with it in his pant leg and accidentally pulled the trigger and shot himself. Luckily for him the bullet went in and out without hitting a bone. 

Then with his quick wit he concocted a master plan to have his teammate Linebacker Antonio Pierce take the piece and stash it. Also he would not call for medical help, he thought he would just walk it off. I mean if went cleanly through it's all good right? Ah NO genius. Again, luckily for him his wife is the smart one. She and a friend took him in [2 hours after the shooting] to get treated.

He reportedly told the security guards at the front of the club that he had a hand gun but he kept it as protection, because he carries a lot of cash and is decked out in bling. Little did they know that he would try to mug himself later on in the club.

Dumbass of the year award goes to...[drum roll] Plaxico Burress!

A-ROD FEELS THE HEAT FROM THE MEDIA

A-Rod on the ditching his kids on Thanksgiving for Mandonna speculation...

"Hmm people are getting on my case because I don't want to spend my Thanksgiving with my kids. So I'll take them out to dinner Tuesday night in front of the paparazzi so they'll get off my back and I guess I'll have to then eat a quick Thanksgiving meal with the kids on Thursday before booking it in my Porsche @ 4pm to get to Mandonna's house in time to receive that strap-on action...yea I'm a good dad."

image courtsey of The Superficial

BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY...CUT THE BS YOU'RE STILL THE SAME

Knock the reformed girl act already Britney. We all know that you haven't changed. We all also know that if you're dad isn't there to keep you on lock down you'd be out there coking up with Lohan or partying with that loser paparazzi dude you were banging.

I just love on the MTV special how you say you've matured so much.

But weren't you whining like a little brat the other week about how your dad won't let you go out and party and that you'd rather been in jail then to be on locked down by your dad? Weren't you complaining to the judge?

The tabs have tagged you as a little brat. I've tagged you as annoying ungrateful little cunt.

You're lucky you're dad's looking out for your well being. If you let your mom take care of you, we all know what happens when that takes place. You're off running around fat, with short skirts, pantie less and walking into a nasty dirty gas station bathroom bare footed. 

Without daddy you're an out of control fat nasty cunt. With daddy you're an in line, fit, clean, little cunt. Either way you're a cunt to me, but at least with daddy you're a much more tolerable cunt.

Enuff said.

VH1 WHERE THE LOW LIFES GO TO PITCH A SHOW

If you could name one television network a reality producing whore. VH1 wins hands down. They will produce anything. Like this show "Real Chance of Love". Real and Chance are BFF's. They were on another sorry show called "I love New York" she was another loser on another lame show "Flavor or Love." It's all an ugly confusion and do I literally mean UGLY!

Anyhow now these two clowns have their own show and they're trying to find love. Yea like TV love is real nor does it ever work out.

These two rejects crack me up. They are the most ugly and lamest bachelors out there. Do they really think the girls on the show want to hook up with these two clowns? Well maybe, have you seen the bunk ass girls on the show? Ahmo aka MILF ain't no MILF. She ain't turning nothing on but a redneck McCain supporter.

How ugly mugs uglier than ME get their own show and reality fame, not to mention paid for this shit is beyond my comprehension. Their really is no GOD, either that or he's one fucked up mutha sucker. Like these two low life's deserve what they've gotten. The entertainment industry is one HELLISH place.

MEET BILL KAULITZ FROM TOKIO HOTEL...HE'S A GUY!

Imagine this guy walking into a hole in the wall redneck bar in the south. Imagine what they would do to this guy who probably weighs no more than 100 lbs. They'd beat the living shit out of him and probably rape his ass.

A perfect example and product of the Emo trend. I've seen guys like him walking around SoCal. There's this really really skinny 95 lbs. Asian dude who walks around looking like Tokio Hotel dude. But the Asian dude acts like he's Mr. Tough guy. Being loud and obnoxious.

He was in line with some of his friends last year behind me at the local Blockbuster and he was trying to act all tough and crazy for no reason. What he was so wired up about, I don't know, but I was going to turn around and deck him in the face. But I was holding my kid so there was nothing I could do.

Anyhow back to this so fruity. Teeny boppers go crazy for this guy. They think he's so sexy and so hot. I'm thinking those girls will be future lesbians and then next thing you'll know us  men will become extinct. This guys really fruity. 

ROBERT PATTINSON: I DON'T GET WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT

I don't get it. What is it about Robert Pattinson that's got all the little teeny boppers and single fat girls all wet in the crotch area? What is the fascination with English actors? I mean look at the guy half the time he looks like he's going to fall asleep on you.

I really don't get it. I mean I'll admit when a guys good looking but this guy is short of looking like a girl. It's like the big fascination with the rock group Tokio Hotel. Their lead singer looks prettier than a lot of girls out there. It's insane, because girls think he's hot and sexy....in reality he's gay and fruity.

The same can be said with Robert. Though he's not as pretty as Tokio Hotel front ma-, wo-...it. But still I just don't get it. Girls these days. Let me throw in the race card right about now...so where's the Asian guy heart throb? Oh wait there never has been one, because Hollywood and mainstream media won't give Asians the time of day, let alone allow them to be mainstream. Huh? Yea that's right I brought it up in my rant...again!

So yea Robert Pattinson is bunk! Twilight is overrated [though I haven't seen it yet, but from all the hype about it, it looks overrated]. I would compare it's success to High School Musical. Another very overrated piece of crap movie.

A-ROD DITCHING KIDS FOR MANDONNA

As told by thesuperficial.com A$$ Rod will ditch spending time with his kids on Thanksgiving to go spend his time being man handled by his new man toy [Mandonna].

Again proving what an jerk-off he really is. Cares for no one but himself. His kids mean nothing to him. A real man would spend his holiday season with his kids.

But A[nal] Rod isn't a real man is he? He's become a willing victim to Mandonna's man love. I bet Mandonna's showing him some new things in bed. Like how to take a 12-inch strap on up his you know what. Guy was probably victim to Mandonna's man loving, but finally he escaped it. Now it's the asshole's turn...literally. I'm willing to bet that's the reason he was so anxious to get back to Mandonna.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving A[nal] Rod, even though you're the one on the receiving end...to Mandonna's strap on loving.

MTV SUPER SWEET 16: SPINDERELLA'S DAUGHTER CHRISTY

For the most part I hate these My Super Sweet 16 crap. Because it's full of spoiled brats that don't deserve a $250k party to celebrate their birthday. That's a load of crap. BUT the episode with Salt-N-Pepa Djay Spinderella's daughter was a good one. Christy is her name. She's was very different from the rest of the stuck up spoiled bitches on the show. She was very humble and not outragously demanding like the rest. That's probably a testament to the way she was raised by her mother.

The whole theme to her party was 80's. And she didn't have it at some lavish club poppin place. She had it at an indoor skatepark. Skaters where going around bustin moves while people watched and danced off to the side. It was a fun venue.

And check this...she didn't demand for an overpriced undeserved luxury vehicle for her first car. She asked for a covertable VW Bug. The only thing she demanded was that it be that lime green color. That's it. She said it was her dream car. I was like thas how you act. Not trippin cause you want a Lambo or Benz. Just humble to get a car. Not asking for the world. Just what you need. That's a kid that deserves the best the world has to offer.

I give my hat off to Christy for being great humble person. And big ups to her moms the lengendary Spinderella for raising such a great girl.

MY MOM EVEN THINKS OBAMA'S A MUSLIM

My sister told me the other day that my mom went up to her during election week and said "did you hear that we have a Muslim President now?" Like there is something terribly wrong with that.

Again for the 100th billionth time. He is not Muslim, he is Christian. And if he was Muslim, what difference does that make? He'd be a Muslim American. There is nothing wrong with being a Muslim American. The Muslim religion in general is a very peaceful religion. It's just those that take it a little to serious, the extremist that give it a bad name. It's like the Christian faith, the self proclaimed cult leaders are Christian extremist. That take the faith away from it's true meaning.

There would/should be nothing wrong if Obama was a Muslim American President.

Get it in your head you dumb redneck white conservative trash! Muslim does not equal Terrorist. Not all middle eastern looking people are terrorist! God how dumb most of our fellow Americans are. Heck most of our young don't know where Europe is, nor do they know where the Pacific Ocean is [I'm serious a survey was done, it's all true].

And besides where does it say anywhere that the President of the United States has to be Christian? Where? Right next to the line that says the President can only be a white man? Please. It's no wonder why the rest of the world hates us. A lot of our fellow Americans are so stupid. And you know who's to blame? Hollywood and the whole Entertainment industry.

TEEN COMMITS SUICDE ON WEBCAME AS OTHERS DID NOTHING TO GET HIM HELP

MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- With his webcam trained on him, a Florida teenager died in his bed of a drug overdose while others watched over the Internet, officials said Friday.

Some of those watching urged him to take more drugs while others debated whether he had taken enough to kill himself. Hours passed before someone finally notified authorities that he appeared lifeless, officials said.

The teenager was pronounced dead Wednesday afternoon in Pembroke Pines, Florida, said Wendy Crane, investigator for the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office.

The cause of death was found to be an overdose of benzodiazepine, an antidepressant, as well as other opiate drugs used to treat depression, Crane said. CNN is not reporting the teenager's name.

The youth's body was found in his apartment behind a locked door, which police broke down. Police turned off the webcam and computer, Crane said.

She said he did not take anything on camera, according to footage she reviewed, but he blogged between 3 and 4 a.m. Wednesday that he had taken an overdose of drugs. He also posted a suicide note.

He was seen lying on his bed on the streaming video, posted on the Web site Justin.tv. On the site, a person can stream video from a Web camera while "viewers" chat with each other in a box next to the video, Crane said. The comments and video have since been removed from the Web site.

Crane read the comments posted during the 10 hours the youth could be seen lying on his bed.

As the teenager was lying on his bed, she said, people were typing things like, "Oh, that's not enough to kill you." Others, she said, were egging him on, saying things like "Go ahead and do it." Still others thought it wasn't real, Crane said.

About 11 a.m. Wednesday, Crane said, some viewers began to get concerned, writing things like, "He's not moving" and "He's not breathing."

One contacted the site's moderator to get the youth's contact information, she said, and the police were notified.

The teen "has made threats in the past regarding suicide and possibly had previous attempts," she said.

Justin.tv CEO Michael Seibel said in a statement, "we regret that this has occurred and want to respect the privacy of the broadcaster and his family during this time."

Pembroke Pines police Sgt. John Gazzano said the case is under investigation.

Broward County Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Perper said the teen may have stood a chance of surviving had someone notified authorities right away.

"If somebody had come immediately after he took tablets, then probably not all the tablets would have been absorbed. Then, therefore, they could wash his stomach and get rid of the additional tablets. Certainly, he would have had a much better chance."

The youth's father said he is "appalled" that people watched and did nothing.

"I wish they would have given him the assistance that he was crying out for," the father said. "They did not respond to him. They only did long after the fact."

He said his son, who attended Broward Community College and wanted to be a paramedic, had bipolar disorder and was being treated for depression.

The father dismissed the suggestion that people thought the video was fake. "It was not fake, was it? You don't assume. You have to find out if it was true or false."

Perper said the existence of a note left no doubt that the young man committed suicide.

"He left a note, which is very clear. And our examination did not reveal any evidence of trauma or any evidence of natural disease on internal examination. And we did a screen of the urine, which revealed the presence of medication, mostly antidepressant drugs," Perper said.

The father said he had no reason to believe his son was having problems.

"He was a good son," he said. "I'm sorry that no one could help him when I was not around to help him myself."

CNN's Rich Phillips, Kim Segal and John Zarrella contributed to this report.

This is what happens when we have youtube and these web broadcasts to our disposal. People end up doing stuff like this, crying out for help online. Anyone that really wants to commit suicide would just do it with no audience or no warning. A warning or posting yourself online is a call for help. It's kinda self centered but it's a sign that they don't really want to die, but be saved instead. And that's what this kid wanted. He wanted the people online to help him, save him from himself. But that never came until much much much later. Our society gets so drowned in these Hollywood movies depicting stuff like this. In fact there was that movie with Diane Lane called Untraceable in 2008. She played an FBI agent who is pretty much a hacker on the cyber space task force that monitors the Internet for illegal activity done so by hackers. She comes across a site that places a victim in a life threatening trap. And with the more viewers clicking onto the site, the faster that victim dies. And each new victim dies faster and faster, thanks to the online surfers curious to what's happening on the site. And the comments this article says people were posting is similar to the comments posted on the site in the movie. Egging on for the victim to die faster, laughing at the victim. Luckily that was a movie. This is real life and this boy died. And all those people egging him on, who did nothing to check if the video was real or not should be held accountable. The FBI should track all those people that left crude comments and charge them with accessory or neglect. Our society is so out of touch. 

SMALLVILLE NOT FLYING BUT FALLING FAST

I tried watching at the beginning of the season, but with the story so far way from last seasons and not to mention how most of the cast left with the writers and creators, the show has just been not worth watching. BUT I did catch this weeks semi-season finale [after this week it's the usual break period for Smallville, which will continue airing in January]. I just thought it was terrible.

All the characters left are just a mess. Clarks still trying to be the same old Clark, but it's so old that you just sit there and yell at the TV for him to just go ahead and be Superman.  The main story is really struggle because of what they built with Lex, now that he's gone that back story has become that he's missing but he's still alive somewhere and in the end of this episode you see what looks like Lex [from the back] but never revealing his face. I don't know how much longer they can go without producing a Lex. Lex really had become a vital part of the Smallville saga and not having him on would be like not having Clark there. Lana appears in this episode, and she walks, talks, and acts like she's this tough superhero girl, it's kinda weird. But Lois, being the main girl now, the make-up department has put a little more make up on her. And boy is she looking hotter than ever.

And another thing...Doomsday in human form? Which later reveals his true self. But still Doomsday? He just appeared out of nowhere in the first episode of the season. Befriended Chloe in human form and now is in love with her and will stop at nothing to get her, even seriously wounding Jimmy. Doomsday? seriously! Doomsday. You know the guy that breaks Superman's back...not Clark, Superman. How can Clark be fighting him now? When he's suppose to fight him later on and have his back broken by him? The story's going off the charts and when it returns in January they're bringing a cast of Superheroes and Villans. And I mean full pledged Supers and Villans with costume and everything.

I really don't know what direction this show is going in. But I expect that Clark will fly soon. I say the show has one more season after this season. So expect Clark to fly somewhere in between then. With the departure of the original producers/creators whom stated from the beginning that Clark will NEVER fly, I expect that rule to have left with them. But the question will remain, who will make him the suit? I assume if they do introduce the suit that it will come in the mail as a care package from his Martha Kent, who is off doing the Political thing. Anyways I'll watch some more episodes to really see where this show is going...I know I'll be wasting my time, but Lois is really looking good, so she might keep me tuned in. I just wish that Clarks cousin was still on the show, now that alone would keep me tuned in til the very end...

MANDONNA: THE TAKER OF MANHOOD

Okay so I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one that thinks Madonna is actually Mandonna. To my surprise as I was on thesurperficial on the comments part of a Madonna article just about everyone wrote how much of a cunt Mandonna is. How they all thanked the heavens that Guy Ritchie got out of there alive. I couldn't agree more. Oh image I used on this article is credited to thesuperficial.

And a commenter made the point that Mandonna only does things that benefit her pockets or her image. I so agree with that also. Because that's exactly how I saw her so called adoption of her African baby. She literally went to Africa, out of nowhere and came back with a kid. And she's never ever mentioned she's into saving the world as Jolie and Pitt are. In fact she's never gone back. She only did it to try to improve her image as a world saver like the Pitt-Jolie duo. Now talk about self serving...this is the Queen of self serving cunts. She's the fakest bitch out there. When she first got with Guy she came back to states and was talking with a British accent...what a cunt.

Okay I want you guys to take a good hard look at the picture above and tell if you'd honestly want to sleep with that? Is that a hot piece of ass? I don't think so. A[nal] Rod does. That's because he likes to receive now...I bet Guy was tired of receiving that Mandonna strap on. She took his manhood away. Now it's A-Rod's turn.

STOP THE JENNIFER ANISTON PITTY TRAIN

After a few years you'd think people would stop feeling sorry for Aniston. How Brad left her for Angelina. How Angelina stole him from her. Well as a matter of fact, she kinda drove him away. You see from what I've heard a few years ago [during their marriage] was that Brad wanted to have kids, but she didn't. She thought her movie career was about to jump start with the ending of Friends coming. That this family thing was far from Aniston's mind. Rumor has it he gave her or they agreed upon a time period and that after that period they would slow down for a bit and have a child. Well that time period came and went but Jen still refused to have a baby. She was more focused on her career. Again rumor has it this caused the rift that you saw in their marriage.

It seems that he came to realization that Aniston wasn't the woman he thought she was. She was self driven and self serving. And pretty much hated kids. Howard Stern himself can vouch for how self centered she really is. Before she became famous she was this chubby chick that appeared on his show. A year later she lost the weight and transformed into the Jennifer Aniston that we've seen. Of course now she wouldn't consider talking or even being in the same room as Howard Stern. Well anyways...

Brad wanted out, because he wanted a woman that really wanted to settle down and start a family. In comes Angelina Jolie, who for the most part of her Hollywood career was this fiery, free spirited vixen, who wanted to have a good time at any cost. Didn't have a care for the world, but then something happened. She became aware, she matured in record speed. She began seeing the world for what it was and she decided she wanted to help fix it. And it so happened that she wanted a family so she adopted and lived a single moms life for a bit. It so happened at the same time Brad started getting into? You guessed it saving the world. So in retrospect these two were meant for each other, they just hadn't met yet...until Mr. & Mrs. Smith. There they met and realized that they had everything in common...he wanted a family, she wanted a family. He wanted to save the world, she wanted to save the world...only problem was that Brad was still legally married. Their marriage was pretty much over anyhow, but still he was legally married. So was it wrong for him to cheat on Aniston while still married? Yes. But was it worth it? I dunno you have to ask him. It seems like it to me. I mean he's got everything he's wanted. A family, a woman that has the same passions, not to mention she's smoking hot.

So can I be mad at him for leaving his wife for Angelina? No, because his wife was a self serving cunt. She didn't deserve him. He found happiness, so let him be. And stop feeling sorry for Jennifer Aniston. She's not even in the same league as Brad or Angelina. At the end of the day all she cares about is herself. She's 40+ years old...single, unmarried and childless. What kinda of women are in that situation? A selfish woman.

SURI CRUISE LOOKING MORE LIKE DADDY...SCARY

Okay Suri is looking more and more like the mini me version of her dad. I mean look at that face. It looks like her dad right now. Its like someone photoshoped her dads face over hers, but no one did, that's just the way she looks...scary!

Seriously it's a troubling image to look at. It freaks me out. I'm just hoping she doesn't get grow up all Scientology crazy like her dad. Well...she probably will. Unless her mom wakes up from her trance and gets the two of them the heck out of Cruise land.

Wait I kinda looked at it again...I take that back she kinda looks like a mix of Tom Cruise and Drake Bell from Drake and Josh...still freaked out.

ANGELINA JOLIE TO QUIT DOING MOVIES?

Recently Angelina [Jolie] admitted that she will cut down her movie roles. She will take a year break and then look to doing only 2-3 movies a year and then to 1-2 after that and then doing none. She says she wants to retire from doing movies to move on to other things. Things like saving the world or whatever. I think Brad [Pitt] will do movies for as long as he can...he loves it to much.

I think she's needs to do more movies a year like 10 movies a year. She's still young and very very HOT! We need to see that hotness more on the big screen. When she starts looking old and worn out, much like how Jennifer Aniston looks, than she should cut down on the movies. But I doubt she'll ever look that run down. Aniston should do less movies, not that she's a real movie star anyways. But I think she [Aniston] should do maybe 1 movie every 5 years. Just to let people know she's still alive. Eh, that butt scene in The Breakup, was nasty. That was a celebrity butt I did not want to see. That was a NO tissue scene. It was more like a limp scene...okay enough Aniston bashing.

Jolie needs to do a real full nude scene not like the one in the animated Beowulf. I'm talking about like Eva Mendes in Training Day...showing that bush and everything...Mr. Skin would go crazy over that.